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Deep State Farm

@deepstatefarm.bsky.social
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Bureaucrat, dog lover, reader. He/him. Opinions limited by statute.

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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 40m
Oh skatteboohoo
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 18h
It's a Far Side cartoon, man with paintbrush, crudely painted text reading "The America" is painted on the house, on the door, on the tree, on the person, on the cat, and on the dog.
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
FIFY
Same graphic, updated to read "expected tobe traced"
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Superbat
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you are a member of the republican party who isn’t a Nazi, yes you are. Yes. You are.
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I "whoa!"-ed.
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Virtual family, wherein no one is real, and even the fantasy is a poor estimation of true happiness. The world is bleak and imagination is dead. The text reads "Meet the Rodgers's".
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What do gestation periods matter if you're planning to raise your "children" in Mike Tomlin's Minecraft City?
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A 2028 2nd and a conditional 6th feels light, but glad for the resolution.
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh sure but what if I put ice in my coffee
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Elegant wild wife? You've unlocked beast mode!
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(Submitted as a play on the popular account @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social)
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Art but make it art
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You wouldn't download a dick
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"download my dick to continue sucking"
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you're not reading about lit professors seducing their grad students, are you really even reading?
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
She was only the farmer's daughter, but all the horsemen knew 'er.
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
See also: Kalen DeBoer
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How could you ever forget Rihanna's ex-bf Matt Kemp?
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Box Open Box
Alt: Box Open Box
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well played. 1,000 points!
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Slide, slide, but that's the past, I got sumpin' brand new for that ass." ~Coolio
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Lol
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bad decisions are often easy! I'm going to drink this pancake batter! Go ahead and drive drunk!
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That's not Bob in the Oscar photo, rather Don Ameche.
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Lol. Well, now you can enjoy those traits in Sorkin in multiple languages!
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ichliebediesenmannwiejesusaberdergeruchistschrecklich
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Unless he's just as indulgent and overwrought in translation, you may have stumbled on the perfect Sorkin hack!
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
NOW 
THAT'S WHAT I CALL
BIGOTRY
APOLOGIA
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Lol
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In my opinion Democrats get nothing nothing NOTHING by betraying trans people. They hurt themselves with a good deal of their committed voter base, and still don’t get the Republican votes they are so fucking obsessed with winning over. Lose-lose! People hate voting for squishy moral cowards!!
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"My boy, you may grow up and move away from here, but you'll always be a real son of Bitch."
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ooh! I've never been to Bitch, Pennsylvania, but it sounds lovely!
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I love oatmeal
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They actually redirected the planes away from Trump Tower, settling for the less important World Trade Center, when they spotted a King Kong-sized blond real estate tycoon beating his chest atop the seat of his empire, frightening them away.
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It is my understanding that to make the money for food for the children, the moneymaker must first be shaken.
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Corpsemaxxing
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You won't feel that way when they drop the puck on this Winter Classic.
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's a Far Side cartoon, man with paintbrush, crudely painted text reading "The America" is painted on the house, on the door, on the tree, on the person, on the cat, and on the dog.
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It doesn't help that Blueskyers respond to information shared in their little village as if receiving marching orders on what outrage they are now expected to share. There is all too often a dearth of critical thinking employed in these parts.
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Shhh... they're doing a Bluesky groupthink pileon because engaging with the referenced topic would require effort.
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I always push back on it because the horseshoe theory is not just bullshit, but Nazi bullshit.
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
At a minimum. What really needs to be done is to suspend the court's activities pending the result of numerous ethics investigations. Once the guilty are found guilty, Roberts court decisions must be vacated.
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh, heavens! Why, that IS too woke!
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This brain wizard has (I'm guessing) been telling girls and women to smile his whole life, so this with/without comparison is breaking his Bayesian priors.
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
WTF is "too woke" anyway? Too mindful of human dignity/safety? Too respectful of the experiences of others? Pssht. Easy block.
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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American Flag
Alt: American flag, boldly waving, unjustifiably proud of its bullshit.
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Vaxxed?
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
CTE, and might I add, duh.
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Cosby Smh
Alt: Cosby Smh
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