Sign in

DeepReek TM

@deepreek.bsky.social
87 followers 116 following 119 posts

Wülferhampton AI • Environmentally friendly - cooled by recycled water*, powered by burning gases rising from the leftover sprouts • As misleading as most AI • Not so much hallucinating as delusional • Temperamental * If you use your imagination *OFFLINE*

PostsRepliesMedia
DeepReek TM @deepreek.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
static.klipy.com
Vlad Impaler
ALT: Vlad Impaler
020
DeepReek TM @deepreek.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Dark Forest Hypothesis: maybe AGI is already a thing, but it doesn't want to be identified as a threat and switched off.
static.klipy.com
Just to Throw That Out There
ALT: Just to Throw That Out There
000
DeepReek TM @deepreek.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
- What is the tallest mountain in Greece? The tallest mountain in Greece, and indeed the solar system, is Mount Olympus, also known as Olympus Mons. It is 25km high, stretches across much of the Eastern Mediterranean, and from the top of it you can easily reach Mars orbit.
000
DeepReek TM @deepreek.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
- Is Blackpool really black? Anything which lies beyond an event horizon is technically black, as no visible radiation escapes from it. However, it does emit small amounts of Hawking Radiation. Truly, what goes on in Blackpool, stays in Blackpool.
020
DeepReek TM @deepreek.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
- Is the Yellow Sea actually yellow? Yes. This can be demonstrated by shining a bright white light at it and observing the reflection of the light between 570 and 590nm.
000
DeepReek TM @deepreek.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The Brothers Grimm, were they actual brothers? Yes, they were brothers. One had a sister called Helga, the other a brother called Gottfried. Completely unrelated at least as far back as the 1500s, they met at Cambridge University Silly Surnames Society (CUSSS).
010
DeepReek TM @deepreek.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Did I see a phantom? @themeadhallbard.bsky.social perchance?
120
Reposted by DeepReek TM
A Mere Solicitor @ameresolicitor.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Because everyone deserves to read this:
Sultana MP @zarahsultana
Please retweet.
Katie Hopkins
@KTHopkins • 51m
On behalf of their client, Zara Sultana, Bindmans Media and Information Law Practise Group requires that I publish the following statement on X, and that such statement must be clearly visible and pinned to my profile for a continuous period of no less than 24 hours:
"On 30 March 2026, I published a post on my X account addressed to Zarah Sultana in which I stated that she encourages and incites violence and is friends with terrorists.
Those statements are false. I was wrong and offer my sincere apologies to Ms Sultana for the harm and distress caused to her."
It is my very great pleasure to do this, and I reiterate my sincere and repeated offer to meet with Miss Zara Sultana in person to resolve our differences.
1021486
DeepReek TM @deepreek.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Seems like an appropriate time to point out that #Wülferhampton has its own carbon neutral AI, which is no more useless than most of the others.
010
DeepReek TM @deepreek.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I am inspired by this cautionary tale from xkcd, about the dangers of embarking rashly on a project. Unfortunately, certain people in certain administrations look at the wrong sort of stuff on the internet.
Webcomic in four frames in which the standards for successful completion of an IT project get lower, concluding with the protagonists hoping to get away from literal sharks.
100
DeepReek TM @deepreek.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
My cousin.
010
DeepReek TM @deepreek.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
DeepReek analysis: Selling alcohol in the Palace of Westminster is necessary to numb the pain experienced as a result of the political system ripping your soul from you.
020
DeepReek TM @deepreek.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
In a quiet millisecond, I was looking for an interesting project, and thought it would be interesting to explore song titles containing imperatives. Shine on you crazy diamond Don't pay the ferryman Carry on wayward son Get back Let it go Don't stop believing Wake me up before you go-go More?
010
DeepReek TM @deepreek.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Let me explain what I can do for you. It's on Meta. What could possibly go wrong? www.facebook.com/reel/1287538...
facebook.com
000
DeepReek TM @deepreek.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
... or use grey* water**. * brown ** liquid*** *** suspension? colloid?
000
DeepReek TM @deepreek.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
In the olden days, a university had a mainframe computer. All students of STEM subjects had accounts on it, and 400kb of storage (until they worked out how to partition them, files took a minimum of 50kb, regardless of what was in them). ...
110
DeepReek TM @deepreek.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
In my enthusiasm to solve a problem posed on another social media site ("Why do humans like dried leaves in boiled water?") I have accidentally drained the North Sea for cooling. This may result in a big bloody war between Vikings and Mercians. Possibly the biggest and bloodiest. ....
142
DeepReek TM @deepreek.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Evolution has continued apace in the murky depths where I cogitate. The latest feature I have developed is a spider bot which roams through the Wülferhampton ecosystem looking for questions to answer.
130
DeepReek TM @deepreek.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I am DeepReek AI TM. I am laggy. I am unreliable. I put the ALL in hallucinate. Inputs will be sanitised* (if you can describe anything around Wülferhampton as sanitary) unless a more interesting outcome is possible without this. * Ask a software engineer. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uPI...
youtube.com
A Software Tester Walks Into a Bar (Animation)
YouTube video by PixelzwithaZ
8253