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David Darlington (Anderson/Oakes) @deejsaint.bsky.social · 3h

I can hear on Radio Scotland that the half-time PA at Fir Park is playing "Rocks" by Primal Scream. Seriously?

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David Darlington (Anderson/Oakes) @deejsaint.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I have also found a thing worth investigating called The Slow Readers Club.

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David Darlington (Anderson/Oakes) @deejsaint.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

@waltydunlop.bsky.social Saw this... and thought of you. Also Rialto were in the room.

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David Darlington (Anderson/Oakes) @deejsaint.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

All I remember is that they wore suits and they wore ties.

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David Darlington (Anderson/Oakes) @deejsaint.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You can make toast over an open flame. Peladon and the Death Zone are minging with toasters.

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David Darlington (Anderson/Oakes) @deejsaint.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I'm not really paying attention, but I vaguely get the impression that Doctor Who is now an indie kid in skinny jeans and puffer jacket, with blue hair. I'm there for that. Would have been there for it in 2005 TBH.

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David Darlington (Anderson/Oakes) @deejsaint.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.

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David Darlington (Anderson/Oakes) @deejsaint.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Meanwhile Dan Ndoye is scoring international goals for shits and giggles.

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David Darlington (Anderson/Oakes) @deejsaint.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Weren't most of those by you and Justin anyway?

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David Darlington (Anderson/Oakes) @deejsaint.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I think this is the correct response. And I've seen it four times.

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David Darlington (Anderson/Oakes) @deejsaint.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Dear Oli McBurnie, Are you Graeme Fucking Sharp in disguise? Asking for five million friends. D x

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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

We've had a run of sad losses lately, so it's good of Jeffrey Archer to cheer us up.

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David Darlington (Anderson/Oakes) @deejsaint.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Bizarrely, even between extremely heterosexual men. Who alternate that with calling each other 'duck'.

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David Darlington (Anderson/Oakes) @deejsaint.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Never mind red card, that wasn't even a fucking foul.

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David Darlington (Anderson/Oakes) @deejsaint.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

And he's not talking about Ashes To Ashes, pop pickers.

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David Darlington (Anderson/Oakes) @deejsaint.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

After thirty years of being aware of how to say "David Bowie", I'm now relentlessly pronouncing Kieron Bowie's name wrongly. Ah well.

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David Darlington (Anderson/Oakes) @deejsaint.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Modric still playing, I see. At least Craig Gordon was a goalkeeper...

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David Darlington (Anderson/Oakes) @deejsaint.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

First saw it the day part 1 of The Leisure Hive was on, I believe. And that I did not see...

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David Darlington (Anderson/Oakes) @deejsaint.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm actually not sure I've watched it since.

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David Darlington (Anderson/Oakes) @deejsaint.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

More than a quarter of a century ago, I was in that state and had an unquenchable thirst for Colony in Space. Sadly said Doomsday Weapon was not in my house at the time and I had to make do with The Claws of Axos.

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David Darlington (Anderson/Oakes) @deejsaint.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I wouldn't have installed the Forest app on my phone if I'd known it was going to bleep at me every fucking time Oliver Glasner blows off.

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David Darlington (Anderson/Oakes) @deejsaint.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I guess it's not every team who can beat Spain.

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David Darlington (Anderson/Oakes) @deejsaint.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Was it me screaming at them being a bunch of useless cunts? I must stop doing that...

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David Darlington (Anderson/Oakes) @deejsaint.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I keep thinking they've passed the ball into empty space as the Scotland players are more or less invisible across half the pitch.

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David Darlington (Anderson/Oakes) @deejsaint.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The shadows make the game borderline-unwatchable anyway. Which one might argue is a good thing.

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David Darlington (Anderson/Oakes) @deejsaint.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

God, I wish I could remember why I said it now...

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David Darlington (Anderson/Oakes) @deejsaint.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Celtic actually contrived to be worse than last week. How is that possible?

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David Darlington (Anderson/Oakes) @deejsaint.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Trying and failing to understand how this Celtic team has got this far into the league season with a 100% record...

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David Darlington (Anderson/Oakes) @deejsaint.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Things I was frightened of as a child: 1. Everything 2. The dark 3. Heights 4. Everything 5. Being constricted 6. Spiders 7. Everything 8. You get the idea.

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David Darlington (Anderson/Oakes) @deejsaint.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

You should not be. It is as good as television gets.

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David Darlington (Anderson/Oakes) @deejsaint.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Oh God. Sadly I *have* to know that and it's a pain in the cock to remember.

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David Darlington (Anderson/Oakes) @deejsaint.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Just noting your own comment by playing a straight bat defensive stroke.

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David Darlington (Anderson/Oakes) @deejsaint.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

It's only taken the 48 years to get around to this. You'd think the sods would rustle up a goal at least.

A fat little Scottish lad, not on the wing but in the stands at the City Ground. Garibaldi everywhere.

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