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Dee Ahmed @deeahmed.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

I now wear Hunter S. Thompson yellow sunglasses... I’m in a strangely confident place in my life.

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Dee Ahmed @deeahmed.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Stay safe on your dating apps in DC folks. The new crop just popped in and it's looking Musky.

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Dee Ahmed @deeahmed.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

They seem to be very concerned about diversity. Well, let's break this down. If 44/45 guys, going back 236 years, all got sunburned. But 1 new guy showed up, over 15 years ago… and he didn't get sunburn. Diversity would probably be less important than the real possibility of skin cancer. Right?

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Dee Ahmed @deeahmed.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Honestly, Im just here to speak for SAS. Not even supporting this trade. Just shocked🥴. “Legit legend incoming! Stephen A. Smith’s lively, luscious rant is gonna be loaded with L-words! Lakers landing Luka lights up LA. LeBron and Luka leading the lineup? League’s locked and lit!” #LegendaryRant

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Dee Ahmed @deeahmed.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

[Stephen A Smith Voice] Listen, let me lay it down for you! Lakers landing Luka is a legendary leap, not a liability. Linking Luka with LeBron is a lineup loaded with limitless potential. Lakers' legacy is about to light up the league, leaving all the haters lamenting. LA is loving this! #NBAsky

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Dee Ahmed @deeahmed.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

So many L’s. [Stephen A Smith Voice] “Luka landing in LA to link with LeBron? Legendary! This Lakers lineup's gonna leave the league in awe. Limitless Luka and legendary LeBron—LA's lights just got a lot brighter!” #Lakers #Luka #LeBron #NBASky

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Dee Ahmed @deeahmed.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

This is the only reason I'm holding onto Instagram.

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Dee Ahmed @deeahmed.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Sending this to folks unprompted in 2025.

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Dee Ahmed @deeahmed.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Being a fan of Washington Sports teams will do things to you.

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Dee Ahmed @deeahmed.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

[Fake Facts FoxNews will Run With in 2025] Only 1 in 5 of Gen-Z can whistle? Whistling was once a form of catcalling, so millennials stopped learning how to do it (60%). Now, even fewer Gen-Z can. Some even claiming they're physically incapable of whistling. Woke people cancelled Whistling.

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Dee Ahmed @deeahmed.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Yeah, that seems correct… 😤

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Dee Ahmed @deeahmed.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

12 year old Dee thought there were going to be wayyy more hostage situations when I grew up. Now, it's just reflux situations.

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Dee Ahmed @deeahmed.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Help if you can. He's a great person.

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Dee Ahmed @deeahmed.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

I don’t want to hear anyone of you bitch and moan in 2 weeks saying 2024 was so tough. NO! You know what happens in January!!! Technically, 2024 is as good as it’s gonna get for like 5 years. Cherish 2024. THEN CONTOUR THE WAR PAINT. KNUCKLE UP. BITE DOWN ON THE MOUTH GUARD. and just...

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Natalie McGill @nataliesmcgill.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Black Friday Blacker Saturday Bigger and Blacker Sunday Cyber Monday Giving Tuesday WTF Did I Buy Wednesday Fraudulent Charge Thursday

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Dee Ahmed @deeahmed.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Unrelated, I will be celebrating my 1 year as a door to door bidet salesman.

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Dee Ahmed @deeahmed.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

I am done eating fast food for good. I am now eating fast food for Evil.

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Kevin Skiffington @justskiff.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Hey Jokes on Tap is back at Port City in Alexandria tomorrow at 7:30 featuring @olmikeb757.bsky.social @deeahmed.bsky.social Come out and have fun for once in your life!

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Dee Ahmed @deeahmed.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Quote post yourself from another era. 2016, I was in Puerto Rico for a bachelor party. We wore banana costumes and got into a massive street fight in San Juan. We scattered and were called The Plantain Bandas(Gang). These are the only photos linking me to this event.

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Dee Ahmed @deeahmed.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

These stickers are not hitting like they used to.

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Dee Ahmed @deeahmed.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

This is how I hold microphones. Please don’t bully me.

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Dee Ahmed @deeahmed.bsky.social · 18/08/2023

Went to Greece. Found this hat. Never taking it off. ✊🏾🤠

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Dee Ahmed @deeahmed.bsky.social · 18/08/2023

You @ 25 vs Your Dad @ 25 Im definitely give my Dad this fade. But, my Mama would beat the shit out of me shortly afterwards. She was an Olympic hopeful in Somalia.

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Dee Ahmed @deeahmed.bsky.social · 30/07/2023

Could someone buy me this?

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Dee Ahmed @deeahmed.bsky.social · 30/07/2023

Oh shit I forgot I had this thing.

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Dee Ahmed @deeahmed.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

Being a teacher has to be crazy. How do you get called Sir and Pussy for 9 months straight?

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Dee Ahmed @deeahmed.bsky.social · 06/07/2023

Women of Washington, DC… When he says he’s 5”11. ASK 👏🏾TO👏🏾 SEE 👏🏾HIS👏🏾 ID!

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Dee Ahmed @deeahmed.bsky.social · 18/06/2023

Whenever I see a helicopter flying over DC. I think something bad just happened. Whenever I see a helicopter flying over Arlington. I think some YT lady lost their dog. #Arlington #DMV

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Dee Ahmed @deeahmed.bsky.social · 13/06/2023

Last weekend on a pride float in DC.