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Your_Detroit_Auntie

@dee-hunny.bsky.social
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Black GenX woman Been wondering wtf is going on with the world since 1984 Weird Chick since 1992 Gardening, anime, cooking & cleaning, raising future leaders, thinkers, innovators

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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 3h
This orange ghetto tramp got 34 felonies, multiple baby mamas and the last one he married was a prostitute, multiple bankruptcies and a couch molester for a sidekick, and got the nerve to get on Beyonce's airwaves to tell us who to vote for
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Shut Up Shut The Hell Up
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 4h
1 BILLION A DAY TO KILL PEOPLE 1 BILLION A DAY TO MURDER KIDS 1 BILLION A DAY TO BOMB SCHOOLS 1 BILLION A DAY TO BOMB HOSPITALS 1 BILLION A DAY TO DESTROY THE EARTH 1 BILLION A DAY. WE GOT MONEY FOR WAR BUT WONT FEED/HOUSE THE POOR
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 19h
Awesome is still a morning motivation for me
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
All those classic Mazdas sitting with blown engines because mechanics don't know how to repair the rotary engines anymore. Sad. And a perfect example of how stupid it is to keep calling this bs "progress". We aren't progressing nor advancing.
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The new press secretary got her diploma from the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good
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Zoolander Zoolander Movie
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My oldest is a teacher, she's 32. She told me her principal tried to bully her into coming to work today when she already put in for time off for a doctor's appointment. I guess I am one of her Lil friends.....one of her Lil friends who likes to fight cause what?! Don't bully my baby hoe
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Fight Me Bat
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Parents like me can't afford to avoid & ignore random phone numbers calling. It could be a spot has opened up in therapy, or a grant you applied for, or a specialist who's wait list you've been on for 8 months. Or some key institutions wanting you to prove your kid still has autism.
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I had to turn the ac on and I almost can't believe it I changed twice today so I can get the last joy outta my sundresses til next year.
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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 13/10/2026
There's a real thing as a Black author with white folks in your reading public. They can access your work to deeply appreciate it, though layers of it are inaccessible to them & only accessible to Black readers. But you a Black person. A real nigga. They have no capacity to relate to you personally.
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Shane Gillis.... I mean, just look at him. It explains everything. Mediocre, rhythm less, unhealthy, unattractive, no style, no guts, all ego. Just a 300lb toddler.
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If you only respect women you find attractive and suitable for a romantic relationship..... But you don't respect women you see as unattractive You DONT respect women.
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Not one major retailer is having a Columbus Day sale, yall notice that?! I've heard the ads all my life but this year I noticed they've got spooktacular savings and blah blah but quiet on colonizing patient zero. Good!
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
All I want is to move out to open land and keep a murder of crows, 2 dogs and a gang of cats. Some rabbits, squirrels, turkeys, ducks and even some evil ass geese....
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You ever been watching a show or movie and a main character looks just like an ex main character from your past? And it ended bad so you don't wanna watch anymore....or I just need therapy?
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Ew Reaction
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The candy, some of the small insignificant things are $5 at this point but that's it
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's time they changed the name from 5Below stores to $25Below. Ain't nothing in there I could really use for $5 or less. False advertising fr
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A 55 or old Detroit man has been arrested & charged with terrorist threats against the new mayor. This fool had a verbal tantrum & went to jail for it. I love that for his old ass, cause what?!? She's been mayor a few months. Is it cause she's a woman?!? Wow
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Baby boy sleeps weird. Anywho, happy Caturday!
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is an epic achievement for a kid who wouldn't even hold a pencil just 4 years ago. Im not crying.....#autismlife
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We fall asleep and wake up when our bodies tell us to in this house and that's another reason online school is working out for her. Bedtime for her is a suggestion on when to wind down, it's not a requirement that she falls asleep right away. Unlearning parenting that doesn't work for my kid.
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The moon was gorgeous for the last 2 nights! Just a sliver of bright light
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hot cup of tea and me watching the sun rise. Good morning loveys!
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Woman in menopause here, I need one in every color
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I'M Hot Stan Twitter
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
People share body fluids and dont know each others real names sir. What are you on about?
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What "radicalized" me? Compassion Empathy Common fckn sense!
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If I ruled the World You can only own a gun if you can fist fight. And when then, you can only have one.
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In 2026 a "luxury apartment" consists of gray laminate wood floors, white walls, new hardware, and stainless steel appliances for $1600 a month. All of that is standard as hell. Location is a scam. Bed bugs still in the walls tho
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
K12 online school is really working out for us! We can have class anywhere and she's engaged and learning. She can have her support therapies at home and never miss school or an appointment
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I haven't dressed for Halloween in years so I'm gonna wear this one out. Evrrybody bout to be sicka me!All hail.......
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Our president just told a foreign power to attack Americans in American cities and Im just waiting on the cult to blame Biden or Obama. He spoke treason, children......
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
3:13
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Restock on comfort items
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hot chocolate before bed season
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thank you!
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A time was had, so says the Queen
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The biggest problem in real estate right now besides the prices is data centers. Can you imagine going through the hell of buying a house only for a data center to pop up nearby? You cant sell it even if you wanted to move. The house is basically worthless. Loud noise, air pollution, security lights
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Michigan removed the names of 20,000 convicted sexual predators from the sex offender registry. Larry Nassar was one of em.
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Maybe they should stop buying sports cars and invest in some solar panels on the patrol cars they already have
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I went to get coffee and there were 3 cop cars in the Tim Hortons parking lot. Running. I asked them about it and they said they can't turn their cars off because it cuts the computer system off and they have to wait for it to reboot every time they turn it back on. In THIS economy?!
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Our relationship has reached a critical point where we're seriously discussing and making personal emergency preparations. Tonight we discussed the different types of emergencies and then made lists for the basics. Solar powered generator, non perishables & water filtration. This is wild
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just ordered my royal attire for Ren Faire this weekend. I went all out, purple and gold long flowing dress and a crown. Giant turkey legs & honey Meade here I come
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Disclaimer- cats don't need regular baths but mine do because they sleep with me and I dont want litter box crumbs in my bed. If not a full bath, a wipe down of butts & paws. They have their own washcloths separate from ours.
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This boy loves water! He loves his bedtime baths and so do I. Especially after a long day of zoomies & knocking stuff over. His coat is so gorgeous
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Blackeyed peas & rice, used my homegrown string beans, garlic, bell pepper, dill, chives and oregano. Fried chicken breast tenders & Kool aid. The kitchen whooped my ass today but it was worth it.
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My daughter started online school and the one thing that's stands out to me is how I cant act as if I'm trying to get her to learn. I have to model the behavior of learning in order to get her to fall in line. So Im shushing her, taking notes, being a total nerd. Not a mom. #autismlife
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don't get farmed for your knowledge and experience. These jobs don't need a 3rd interview they need solutions. You're a free consultant.
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When you want the house to smell good but you don't want hormone disruption in your system. When you want the house to smell wealthy, get you some natural resins
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
See, that's exactly how you end up getting stomped out on Halloween 🎃
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Because we were afraid to die for what we believe in. Because if we spoke out too hard or too loud, or used the "wrong words" we would be locked up and declared mentally unstable. All while the true zealots and mentally incompetent ran this nation and the world into extinction.
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Your_Detroit_Auntie @dee-hunny.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Because we were deeply assimilated to a 40 hour work week to EARN living on a free earth. Because we allowed the unthinkable to become normal. Because we had bills to pay and couldn't afford to protest, didn't have time, didn't have gas money to get there....
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