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“There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. … Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, which presents the difficulties.”

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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
.....yeh, but the ambulance at the bottom of the cliff is going to be state of the art. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
rnz.co.nz
ACT leader David Seymour doesn't see why AI shouldn't write government Cabinet papers
In the lead-up to November's election, Midday Report is speaking with the technology spokesperson for a range of parties about their biggest hopes and fears for artificial intelligence (AI) and the ro...
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who else saw the latest episode of South Park and immediately thought of Luxon?
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Spooky
Image from the film Sausage Party.

National Party campaign photo with all the usual suspects
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Seymour said, suggesting New Zealand's credit rating would be downgraded as a result of the Green Party's policies going into effect." David Seymour is a member of the government who's policies saw New Zealand's credit rating get downgraded! www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361...
stuff.co.nz
‘NZ’s gone nuts’: Seymour and Willis blast Swarbrick’s pitch for finance minister
Follow the election campaign live.
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Welcome to Stepford
Photo of Luxon in an ill fittng suit standing surrounded by National cabinet ministers.
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
All his columns end up being about how people just don't appreciate how clever and insightful he is and we should really value his opinion on, everything! www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3610...
stuff.co.nz
Catherine Law made a mistake. She doesn’t deserve to be made the villain
Sir Ian Taylor defends the principal at the centre of the OIA row, warning against turning a bad choice of words into a scandal.
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Stanandthat @stanandthat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
(chef's kiss)
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They must be keen for a New Zealand based remake of The Towering Inferno. www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361...
stuff.co.nz
Sweeping proposal to scrap height caps for Auckland CBD towers
Sweeping planning changes could pave the way for unlimited-height towers across most of Auckland’s central business district as part of a major push to drive economic growth around newly-opened transp...
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Evil, pure a simple www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361...
stuff.co.nz
ACT pledges to freeze adult minimum wage, lower youth training rate
The party says wages can sustainably rise when workers become more productive and businesses can afford to pay more.
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Are they going to give a winners medal to the TMO?
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Ferry plan trades sea-level protection for savings" www.thepost.co.nz/politics/361...
Photos is Nicola Willis and Winston Peters overlaid on to the "Dumber & Dumber" movie poster.
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Ben Ross @benakl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Action Quake2 bsky.app/profile/soph...
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Which is ironic, because he's definately wading in the shallow end of the gene pool at that particular establishment. www.nzherald.co.nz/hawkes-bay-t...
nzherald.co.nz
'They're barely people': Paul Henry takes pot shot at Greens during country pub visit
Henry spoke to 60 supporters beneath Confederate flag in a pub that burned Ardern's book.
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Fantastic, I've just been told that we should all be party voting NZ First so we can ban non-citizens from voting and avoid being overrun by Indian migrants.
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Tui Billboard

Left: I have the full support of our caucus

Right: Yeah Right
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I can't see him doing a trust fall with these guys any time soon. www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...
nzherald.co.nz
'Our caucus is united': Luxon remains leader of National
The Prime Minister spoke for less than a minute and left without taking questions.
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Not suprised that Luxon only lasted 75 seconds. www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3610...
stuff.co.nz
What PM Luxon said in 75-seconds speech after caucus leadership confidence vote
In a 75-seconds press conference the PM said he had “the full support of our caucus”.
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
They look like they've just been force-fed one of Seymour's school lunches. www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361...
stuff.co.nz
Luxon survives, declaring he has ‘full support’
“Our caucus is united and it is determined to win this election,” Christopher Luxon said, with his senior ministers behind him.
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
So, he's going to be rolled after the election. Regardless of whether they win or lose. www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361...
stuff.co.nz
PM Luxon survives, declaring he has 'full support'
“Our caucus is united and it is determined to win this election," PM Christopher Luxon said, with his senior ministers behind him.
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
National's plan for the election: Self-immolation
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Schrodinger's Prime Minister .
The National Party has put up banners in hallways around Parliament to block the view of the caucus room corridors.

The Speaker is also forbidding us from taking photos of these banners. But it’s a big white sheet blocking the corridor.
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"Yet Luxon may well be the noddiest nodder of them all." Does that make Simeon Big Ears? www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3610...
stuff.co.nz
So confident. So awkward. How did Christopher Luxon end up here?
As Luxon calls an urgent caucus meeting, former National MPs suggest why he’s facing the heat – again
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 10/08/2026
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension was released 42 years ago today. "Adventurer, brain surgeon, rock musician Buckaroo Banzai must stop evil alien invaders from the eighth dimension who are planning to conquer Earth." Let's not forget the legendary end credits. 🤩
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
From Rissole to Breakfast time. bsky.app/profile/ninj...
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The National Party plan for the economy.
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Mitskidiamandis Homer Chokes Bart
ALT: Mitskidiamandis Homer Chokes Bart
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Words fail me. youtube.com/watch?v=FCfZ...
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How to Speak with a New Zealand Accent 🇳🇿 | Kiwi Accent Tutorial
YouTube video by Jeff Virkus
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If you wanted to know why the current governments support hasn’t completely collapsed.
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Blazing Saddles: Simple Farmers, Morons
ALT: Blazing Saddles: Simple Farmers, Morons
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
In todays edition of "Everybody Hates Chris". www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361...
stuff.co.nz
Luxon says he’ll hold referendum on MMP if re-elected
But Labour leader Chris Hipkins said it’s Christopher Luxon’s leadership, not the MMP system, that needs to change.
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Every day he's looking more like what you would get if Muldoon and Mussolini had baby . www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
rnz.co.nz
Christopher Luxon will call referendum on MMP voting system if elected back into power
The Prime Minister says he will call a referendum on the country's MMP voting system if he's back in power after the November election.
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Okay, so you can't provide a decent meal for that price. What can we get that's 'Food Adjacent'? bsky.app/profile/ninj...
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Some of you may die but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make! www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361...
stuff.co.nz
'Trust cannot be assumed': New standards for the next pandemic
Key official advice behind major emergency decisions will be proactively released within five working days during future health crises, following findings that restrictions during the Covid-19 pandemi...
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
We need to change the national anthem to “Who killed Bambi”
Screen shot of a post “Another idiot trying to justify killing animals in a slow and painful manner to deal with a problem humans caused.🤡😂😂 Karma will get you idiots in the long run. There is just no justification for slowly and killing animals.”
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
We'll have to calling them the Cooker Strait Ferries. www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361...
stuff.co.nz
‘Snivelling wokesters’ won’t like this, says Winston Peters, as he names future ferries
Rail Minister Winston Peters has broken a decades old tradition, giving unorthodox new names to the incoming Interislander ferries.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
a perfect television scene
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Act are worried about TOP. www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361...
stuff.co.nz
Damien Grant: TOP isn't serious – its numbers are just vibes and feels
OPINION: The numbers do not add up and the images are probably AI and TOP 2.0 is not a serious enterprise. It is vibe coding and feels, says Damien Grant.
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Stay classy Palmerston North!
Car with mattress and base strapped to the roof driving down the road.
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The question they failed to ask him was “when was it that the donkey kicked you in the head?” bsky.app/profile/2cov...
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You’ve experienced your last Jimi Hendrix bsky.app/profile/just...
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You’ve exploded your last teardrop. bsky.app/profile/bruc...
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You’ve conserved your last quincy bsky.app/profile/foxy...
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You’ve throbbed your last gristle bsky.app/profile/foxy...
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Would be a good name for a beer. bsky.app/profile/juha...
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Coworker: I'm a bit of an antivaxer, I have lots of interesting evidence. His particular brainworm seems to be around mRNA vaccines. ...and he's married to a nurse.
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
At the Reflecting Pool and guys, this doesn’t look right bsky.app/profile/theb...
DCs Swamp Thing emerging from a body of dirty water
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
"Matthew Hooton appointed Editor of The Post" First thing that sprung to mind.
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Die motherfucker, die motherfucker, die Die motherfucker, die motherfucker, die Die motherfucker, die motherfucker, die Die motherfucker, die motherfucker, die
Julie Andrews in the Sound of Music sitting on a Mountain singin to children
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The people that act like they've got their shit together are the ones you have to be wary of. bsky.app/profile/sara...
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
That sound you can hear is all the cookers undies being torn to shreds. www.rnz.co.nz/life/screens...
rnz.co.nz
Ardern documentary 'Prime Minister' wins Emmy Award
The film, which features home footage shot by husband Clarke Gayford, has won the top prize for best documentary at the 2026 News & Documentary Emmy Awards.
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DeckardPNNZ @deckardpnnz.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
One of the main differences between these guys and the Key government is that he would look you in the face and smile while he stabbed you in the back. This lot spits in your face. www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
rnz.co.nz
Budget 2026: Nine charts that show how Nicola Willis got her Budget boast
Analysis: Nine charts show how a combination of cuts and predictions of better times to come gave the finance minister her surplus show-stopper.
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