Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I'm really annoying and that is an attraction point 010 0
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Okay, I won't. I'm looking at a wall instead. 100 0
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I kind of like it a little. ( they're just being weird to make her feel less awkward. ) 000 0
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I'm kind of surprised we don't have one. 100 0
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 09/01/2026I just think I'm really funny, and act on that thought, constantly. 110 0
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 09/01/2026( they die spontaneously. ) ( well, you'd think that, at least, with how dramatically they crumble to the floor. ) 000 0
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 09/01/2026How could you do this to me. I thought what we had was special. When you hit me with the wiffle bat, sparks were flying... 100 0
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 09/01/2026These paws are made for holding and that's just what they'll do, these paws are made for holding and they'll. uh fuck 011 0
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 09/01/2026I have never done anything in my ( howling ) LIIIIIIIFE 110 0
Reposted by Kris Dreemurr 🎵Noelle Holiday! @frostmelts.bsky.social · 29/12/2025If you misgender one of my friends, you'll wish you didn't. ❤️ 031 0
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Yeah, sounds right to me. Sort of you in a way, but not really. 110 0
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 29/12/2025What about Noelle? She wouldn't kill you because she'd rather leave you wishing she did. 020 0
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Funnily enough, you're less likely to die because of me when misgendering me and more because Susie and Ralsei are lurking around the corner waiting for you to fuck up and kill you. 120 0
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 29/12/2025I would say "drag" is the right word. 110 0
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 14/12/2025You could get him to do anything with a wink. 100 0
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 14/12/2025// gotta be honest this 50% to mean "have" is clever af 220 0
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Oh you probably have to go there often. 100 0
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 14/12/2025You have school tours during service? 100 0
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Don't do this. I need him around. How else will I feel like he's the weird uncle no one invites to Christmas I never had 120 0
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 13/12/2025There sure is. So, what's your story? 000 0
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 11/12/2025( snickers before they withdraw their hand. ) 000 0
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 11/12/2025( suddenly touches his hips out of nowhere. ) 100 0
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Yeah, you had to bail me out, rich girl. 100 0
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 11/12/2025One time I scared Ralsei and he went, "I'm gonna throw up." 121 0
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 11/12/2025( they totally heard her. they're pretending they didn't to piss her off. ) A whole nine months... Maybe that was when I was hospitalized that one time... 100 0
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 11/12/2025( they suddenly cup their own chest??? ) 100 0
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 11/12/2025How did I miss the pregnancy? That's nine months! 120 0
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Noelle just said "I had a kid once..." I had no idea she had a kid. 100 0
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 11/12/2025// you're going into the dangeroussy wet and untrained 021 0
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 11/12/2025// our humor might not have graduated past the age of 14 120 0
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 11/12/2025// the explanation is we are playing great god grove. and we're being silly about stuff inspekta says 120 0
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Thanks man. Appreciate the support. I raised it myself. 110 0
