Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I'm really annoying and that is an attraction point 010
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 09/01/2026I just think I'm really funny, and act on that thought, constantly. 110
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 09/01/2026These paws are made for holding and that's just what they'll do, these paws are made for holding and they'll. uh fuck 011
Reposted by Kris Dreemurr 🎵Noelle Holiday! @frostmelts.bsky.social · 29/12/2025If you misgender one of my friends, you'll wish you didn't. ❤️ 031
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Funnily enough, you're less likely to die because of me when misgendering me and more because Susie and Ralsei are lurking around the corner waiting for you to fuck up and kill you. 120
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 14/12/2025// gotta be honest this 50% to mean "have" is clever af 220
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 11/12/2025One time I scared Ralsei and he went, "I'm gonna throw up." 121
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Noelle just said "I had a kid once..." I had no idea she had a kid. 100
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 11/12/2025// you're going into the dangeroussy wet and untrained 021
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 11/12/2025// the explanation is we are playing great god grove. and we're being silly about stuff inspekta says 120
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 10/12/2025// LAUGHED OUT LOUD WHEN I SAW THIS IN MY NOTIFS 110
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 10/12/2025No way Spamton is claiming he's a transvestigator 120
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 10/12/2025You instead get kids to do work you can't do for yourself for them by going on about how you relate to them. ( they snort. ) 000
Reposted by Kris Dreemurr 🎵Noelle Holiday! @frostmelts.bsky.social · 05/12/2025[ Snickering. ] Kriiis, stop showing Ralsei your, pff, your... b-boobs... Fahaha..!! 022
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Feeling the ghost of Ralsei's arm on my head for some reason. 000
Reposted by Kris Dreemurr 🎵Noelle Holiday! @frostmelts.bsky.social · 29/11/2025This is like dealing with another child. 022
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 29/11/2025I like when my friends surprise me, actually. With bites or anything else. 100
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Ralsei won't even tell me to stop, he definitely wouldn't say he doesn't like me. 110
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 29/11/2025I know kissing is all the rage but have you heard of: fitting someone's face into your mouth for ten whole seconds? Susie does that. It's hot. 320
Reposted by Kris Dreemurr 🎵✧ ⁀ ¦ 𝓢ᴜᴢ.ᐟ @securisbrand.bsky.social · 29/11/2025[ remembers when artemis kris shared their fantasy of her stealing one of their board games before she left town and came back with it to see them swoon and sighs longingly ] 011
Reposted by Kris Dreemurr 🎵✧ ⁀ ¦ 𝓢ᴜᴢ.ᐟ @securisbrand.bsky.social · 29/11/2025i did that once and they hissed and spat at me then crawled up the walls into the shadows and i didn't see them for the res tof the day 111
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 29/11/2025// they think theyre so fucking funny dude 000
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 29/11/2025// just remember: this next post is bullet's fault 110
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 29/11/2025I wish Noelle would take MY wallet. Maybe I should become an alcoholic. 330
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 29/11/2025This has spiraled out of control. I make a bit about Ralsei and now everyone is getting pregnant. I think I should just not speak for fear it'll come into being, ever. 110
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 29/11/2025I mean, I'm not sure what I expected out of a magical test. But still. Ouch. 100
Reposted by Kris Dreemurr 🎵✧ ⁀ ¦ 𝓢ᴜᴢ.ᐟ @securisbrand.bsky.social · 29/11/2025dude no way the beauty of life 121
Reposted by Kris Dreemurr 🎵Ralsei . @brokenscarf.bsky.social · 29/11/2025they never sigh normally, they just loudly say "sigh..." 121
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Oh she's gonna make that Kris and Susie go to church so bad. 100
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 27/11/2025You know, it's kind of a wonder I'm not an alcoholic. 300
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 27/11/2025// SHUT UP ELI YOU ARENT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS FUCKING FNAF REFERENCE 250
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Thanksgiving is just an excuse to beat my previous record of pie eating. 100
Kris Dreemurr 🎵 @deceptivecadence.bsky.social · 25/11/2025We're so messy and complicated But I think "effortless" is overrated~ 000
