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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

"Despite everything else about my personality, I'm a gentle lover. ...Lilac was the kinky one back in the day-" WHACK- Another slipper...

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

"...No, I don't remember that actually- Now leaving them tied up and suspended in the middle of a room for extended periods of ti-" WHACK- ...Slipper attack from ex wife achieved.

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

"Do you have any idea how common BDSM kinks are? The category as a whole isn't even that crazy most of the time, just a little weird. ...And honestly, I could definitely imagine Melusine being the type to tie up her partner out of possessiveness. Not even necessarily as a kink."

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

"I don't know how honest priests would be, but... Sure. Melusine is just cuddle sized. And your fans are into the crazy and unaware of how much Sayuri turned you into mush."

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

"...Isn't that the exact thing you were threatening priests for? And Melusine is more lazy than softie from what I've seen."

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

"...Wait, when did we get a dog?"

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

"...Lilac would kill me if I made any comments on our sex life from back in the day. I already feel the threat of a slipper. And nobody deserves to hear about my sex life with Ame."

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

"...I imagine the Ruler self would be vanilla but shockingly into it to the point that it looks freaky. The Alter self would be very wholesome but appropriately excited. You're a big softie and you know it."

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

"The original is definitely crazy, but in an unhinged way of not quite following logic on certain topics. Mostly the sister and shark thing. But you shouldn't be surprised by her Alter being a sweetheart. You're proof of evil women getting turned sweet."

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

"I mean... Whatever she's doing can't be too crazy if she's keeping it private. Crazy stuff tends to get exposed sooner or later."

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

"I think Ame would have issues with me spying on other women-"

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

"...My ex wife used to be friends with a sexy nun. ...I wonder if she still has one of the spare outfits she was given-" Kiwi, down girl-

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

"Nobody can prove that the radiation poisoning was my fault. It was purely coincidental that it happened to everybody I considered to be an enemy."

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Watts @wattsupbuds.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

"Watts going on folks?~ Feeling sparky?~ Welcome, welcome~" Oh dear, there's another Electric type streamer in town... This one's made by BadJokesLucia, so you know this will be a mess. He/him adult muse. Adult writer. MDNI.

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Local evil woman utterly exhausted after being dragged out for last minute Christmas shopping by ex wife.

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

"...It's still fucking November! This is too soon! This is why we have to deal with that awful song for so long every year!" This #SeductiveSunday has been brought to you by the whims of Kiwi's troublesome ex wife...

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Being carried by her ex wife like a purse... "I told you I'd do my Christmas shopping later. Put me down." ...She's not struggling in the slightest, though.

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

"I... Don't know about the gnomes and elves. But the dwarves had high ledges and ramps with no safety railings in case anybody tripped. Trip a fucked up elf in the right places and they'll fall to their death."

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

"I can smash robots no problem, so it'll be perfectly safe. ...Just keep ahold of my hand, because sometimes it feels like the dwarves really hated the concept of safety railings.i don't want you falling."

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

"Well, there are three different abandoned malls to choose from. An abandoned church. An abandoned island full of mannequins that nobody can explain. Or some dwarven ruins with a name I can never pronounce."

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

"...Dear, I love your singing. But I'm not the type to dance no matter how much I like a song."

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

//Does... Does the butterfly app work right again? Did it stop taking forever to do anything?

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

"...I can take Ame to more interesting abandoned places anyway."

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

"Exactly. She thought the snake part of me would respond to the music."

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

"...My ex wife thought it would be funny to hire snake charmers to try making me dance."

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

"...Maybe you would have an easier time staying awake if your body wasn't so dependent on sugar."

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

"...Huh. Just the mention of sparkling water is enough to make my mouth taste like vomit. Good to know. I'll stick to Nuka Cola. Proud of you for getting away from the energy drinks, though."

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

"...I get the feeling that I'll find more peace if I just create Nuka World for myself-"

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

"...The last thing I need is more reminders of that place. Or another blown up nuclear plant. Or another migraine."

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

"...I'm not sure if she just liked being choked, or if she loved to be annoying on purpose and lacked pattern recognition skills."

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

"...Those horse girls are giving me flashbacks to myself and Gigi."

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Piña Colada @umapineapple.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

"Crowns... Trophies... Victories... They're just nice things to collect. I'm most interested in being admired, adored, and maybe a little feared." An #UmamusumeRP OC by BadJokesLucia NSFW topics possible.

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

"I launched all of your drugs into the sun along with the dealers. I'm not even sure which drugs liquefied you, let alone what was in them."

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

"...You smoked stuff way worse than cigarettes. I'm starting to think you were smoking batteries instead of drugs."

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

...Lighting up a cigarette just to spite people. She dares somebody to try her.

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

"Silent, too. ...Actually, maybe that's too much power for the mimes-."

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

"I'll go teach the mimes about drone strikes. I'll be back in a bit."

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

"...Damn, somebody let the clown breathe again."

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

"Sort of? I set off a mini nuke on it and it just gave an overheating warning for a few seconds. Didn't even scratch the screen. ...Modeling, huh? Just don't draw me in a way that will get your channel banned, alright?"

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

years before the war wiped everything out." ...So that Walmart went almost one hundred years without cleaning behind the fridge. That tracks. "Still works, despite my attempts to destroy it." ...She took that unbreakable guarantee as a challenge, didn't she?

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

"...Uh, I don't actually know any Nokia products. I just grabbed this one after finding it as the last object intact at a Walmart after the bombs fell. I guess some employee hid it away behind the break room fridge and never actually took it home? So it was just sitting there for almost a hundred-

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

indestructible, comes preloaded with lots of software, and has an average fifteen hour battery life." ...Why does she have that?

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

childhood attention span disabler that was outlawed by 2048,-" Kiwi, that's just a stack of perfectly normal iPads. "smart home wall panel, average TV from 2085, Disney's Bintendo Twist, imitation fishtank, billboard..." What the fuck is this roo- "Oh, here we go. A 2039 Nokia Hobbytab. 100%-

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

Blink. "...I was honestly imagining bead accessories or resin molds. But let me see what I have in storage." Storage? Why would an evil scientist have a drawing tabl- ...She just opened a portal to a room full of nothing but tablets and shelves. "Stone, universal remote control in tablet form,-

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

"...Surprised that's not against community guidelines." That's the part she's concerned with? "Just let me know what you need. Arts and crafts supplies are way more expensive than you'd think."

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

"Oh. Huh. Pridekachu. Neat. ...Instead of ruining yourself with crazy challenges, maybe you can try handicrafts on stream or something. Could auction off the stuff you make, too. People pay a lot for stuff made by pretty girls."

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Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

"...The Pikachus are gay? Anyway, you know you could just ask me to help do something fun on stream. You don't have to break your body again."

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