Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 22/03/2026"Despite everything else about my personality, I'm a gentle lover. ...Lilac was the kinky one back in the day-" WHACK- Another slipper... 000
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 22/03/2026"...No, I don't remember that actually- Now leaving them tied up and suspended in the middle of a room for extended periods of ti-" WHACK- ...Slipper attack from ex wife achieved. 000
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 22/03/2026"Do you have any idea how common BDSM kinks are? The category as a whole isn't even that crazy most of the time, just a little weird. ...And honestly, I could definitely imagine Melusine being the type to tie up her partner out of possessiveness. Not even necessarily as a kink." 000
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 22/03/2026"I don't know how honest priests would be, but... Sure. Melusine is just cuddle sized. And your fans are into the crazy and unaware of how much Sayuri turned you into mush." 000
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 22/03/2026"...Isn't that the exact thing you were threatening priests for? And Melusine is more lazy than softie from what I've seen." 000
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 22/03/2026"...Lilac would kill me if I made any comments on our sex life from back in the day. I already feel the threat of a slipper. And nobody deserves to hear about my sex life with Ame." 000
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 22/03/2026"...I imagine the Ruler self would be vanilla but shockingly into it to the point that it looks freaky. The Alter self would be very wholesome but appropriately excited. You're a big softie and you know it." 000
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 22/03/2026"The original is definitely crazy, but in an unhinged way of not quite following logic on certain topics. Mostly the sister and shark thing. But you shouldn't be surprised by her Alter being a sweetheart. You're proof of evil women getting turned sweet." 000
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 22/03/2026"I mean... Whatever she's doing can't be too crazy if she's keeping it private. Crazy stuff tends to get exposed sooner or later." 000
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 22/03/2026"I think Ame would have issues with me spying on other women-" 000
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 22/03/2026"...My ex wife used to be friends with a sexy nun. ...I wonder if she still has one of the spare outfits she was given-" Kiwi, down girl- 000
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 22/03/2026"Nobody can prove that the radiation poisoning was my fault. It was purely coincidental that it happened to everybody I considered to be an enemy." 000
Reposted by KiwiWatts @wattsupbuds.bsky.social · 25/01/2026"Watts going on folks?~ Feeling sparky?~ Welcome, welcome~" Oh dear, there's another Electric type streamer in town... This one's made by BadJokesLucia, so you know this will be a mess. He/him adult muse. Adult writer. MDNI. 11413
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Local evil woman utterly exhausted after being dragged out for last minute Christmas shopping by ex wife. 000
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 17/11/2025"...It's still fucking November! This is too soon! This is why we have to deal with that awful song for so long every year!" This #SeductiveSunday has been brought to you by the whims of Kiwi's troublesome ex wife... 000
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Being carried by her ex wife like a purse... "I told you I'd do my Christmas shopping later. Put me down." ...She's not struggling in the slightest, though. 000
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 07/10/2025"I... Don't know about the gnomes and elves. But the dwarves had high ledges and ramps with no safety railings in case anybody tripped. Trip a fucked up elf in the right places and they'll fall to their death." 000
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 06/10/2025"I can smash robots no problem, so it'll be perfectly safe. ...Just keep ahold of my hand, because sometimes it feels like the dwarves really hated the concept of safety railings.i don't want you falling." 000
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 06/10/2025"Well, there are three different abandoned malls to choose from. An abandoned church. An abandoned island full of mannequins that nobody can explain. Or some dwarven ruins with a name I can never pronounce." 000
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 06/10/2025"...Dear, I love your singing. But I'm not the type to dance no matter how much I like a song." 000
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 06/10/2025//Does... Does the butterfly app work right again? Did it stop taking forever to do anything? 100
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 06/10/2025"...I can take Ame to more interesting abandoned places anyway." 000
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 06/10/2025"Exactly. She thought the snake part of me would respond to the music." 000
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 06/10/2025"...My ex wife thought it would be funny to hire snake charmers to try making me dance." 000
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 25/07/2025"...Maybe you would have an easier time staying awake if your body wasn't so dependent on sugar." 000
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 24/07/2025"...Huh. Just the mention of sparkling water is enough to make my mouth taste like vomit. Good to know. I'll stick to Nuka Cola. Proud of you for getting away from the energy drinks, though." 000
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 24/07/2025"...I get the feeling that I'll find more peace if I just create Nuka World for myself-" 000
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 24/07/2025"...The last thing I need is more reminders of that place. Or another blown up nuclear plant. Or another migraine." 000
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 24/07/2025"...I'm not sure if she just liked being choked, or if she loved to be annoying on purpose and lacked pattern recognition skills." 000
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 24/07/2025"...Those horse girls are giving me flashbacks to myself and Gigi." 000
Reposted by KiwiPiña Colada @umapineapple.bsky.social · 20/07/2025"Crowns... Trophies... Victories... They're just nice things to collect. I'm most interested in being admired, adored, and maybe a little feared." An #UmamusumeRP OC by BadJokesLucia NSFW topics possible. 11110
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 03/07/2025"I launched all of your drugs into the sun along with the dealers. I'm not even sure which drugs liquefied you, let alone what was in them." 000
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 03/07/2025"...You smoked stuff way worse than cigarettes. I'm starting to think you were smoking batteries instead of drugs." 000
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 03/07/2025...Lighting up a cigarette just to spite people. She dares somebody to try her. 000
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 03/07/2025"Silent, too. ...Actually, maybe that's too much power for the mimes-." 000
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 03/07/2025"I'll go teach the mimes about drone strikes. I'll be back in a bit." 000
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 21/06/2025"Sort of? I set off a mini nuke on it and it just gave an overheating warning for a few seconds. Didn't even scratch the screen. ...Modeling, huh? Just don't draw me in a way that will get your channel banned, alright?" 000
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 21/06/2025"...Uh, I don't actually know any Nokia products. I just grabbed this one after finding it as the last object intact at a Walmart after the bombs fell. I guess some employee hid it away behind the break room fridge and never actually took it home? So it was just sitting there for almost a hundred- 100
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Blink. "...I was honestly imagining bead accessories or resin molds. But let me see what I have in storage." Storage? Why would an evil scientist have a drawing tabl- ...She just opened a portal to a room full of nothing but tablets and shelves. "Stone, universal remote control in tablet form,- 100
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 21/06/2025"...Surprised that's not against community guidelines." That's the part she's concerned with? "Just let me know what you need. Arts and crafts supplies are way more expensive than you'd think." 000
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 21/06/2025"Oh. Huh. Pridekachu. Neat. ...Instead of ruining yourself with crazy challenges, maybe you can try handicrafts on stream or something. Could auction off the stuff you make, too. People pay a lot for stuff made by pretty girls." 000
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 21/06/2025"...The Pikachus are gay? Anyway, you know you could just ask me to help do something fun on stream. You don't have to break your body again." 000
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 21/06/2025"...I don't think the floor of your apartment could lift that. I know you can't." 000
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 17/06/2025"Hell yeah." ...Kiwi, stop nodding as if this is the pinacle of wisdom. 000
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 14/06/2025"Definitely sounds like Discord moderator behavior. Showing up where they're not wanted. ...I think that hat has too wide of a brim to be a fedora, though. So maybe it's a Reddit moderator. Just as hateable." 000
Kiwi @deceitfulscales.bsky.social · 14/06/2025"...Michael Jackson is already dead, so I guess the target is Discord moderators." ...Are those the only fedora wearers she knows? 000