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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
my thoughtful playground essay
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The foreshadowing
questions answered
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
adventures in temping
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The optimal call center employee
scratch that from my list
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
There used to be a KFC at Vine and DeLongpre in Hollywood that held a special memory. Then the city had it torn down for no good reason other than officials biting more than they could chew. My remembrance. daviddeconstructed.substack.com/p/a-finger-l...
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A finger-licking Moment in Time
revisiting an old series
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
My first car was an ugly duck, but she was my duck, quack quack.
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A car named Shithead
hop in
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
My first day on the job and a customer didn't waste time before insulting me.
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The monkey of mixology
maybe steve had a point
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I'm disgusted by Musk, the pudgy globalist, and that disgust is spreading as Trump continues orbiting this bitch. But there's no way I'm voting Democrat for a while. I'll just not vote or feed this diseased political system. Only a wayward asteroid is capable of burning it down. So be it.
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
The true market of a degenerate
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Faceplant #3
surely it was mythical
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
or like the US shooting down Iran Air's flight 655 in 1988?
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Caltech is a storied and respected institution. It is inhabited by high-IQ people and all their high-IQ tropes and behavior. We took care of that one night.
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That night we Mexicanned Caltech
you can dress us up...
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I was there the first week of November and the foliage looked nothing like that yet :(
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
A retrospective I wrote about going to see Metallica in 1986 and some weird shit that was going on with my right hand.
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The leper of Long Beach
having a ball with the headbangers
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Regrets are stupid and useless, especially later in life. Live with, and accept, your life. Why go to the grave tormented? It's like the advice to married couples about not going to bed mad.
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I feel like yellow is an extrovert's color.
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Two out of three is my kinda guy
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I'm trying to reckon "hundreds of thousands" on 1/6. That's some serious numerical inflation of the type I haven't seen since Kamala's crowd estimates.
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
That's very corny.
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Uh yeah, sure, when you show me hundreds of thousands "orangeists" storm the Capitol, I'll pay attention.
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Phyllis was older than me and she liked dead animals. Just another afternoon in my life.
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Phyllis had a zoo
There was no roaring
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
While I vacationed in Switzerland, my job was slipping away. Luckily, it was Switzerland and I had no fucks to give.
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A cliff-hanger in Switzerland: Gluttony (Part 3 of 4)
one must eat when the world is in disarray
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I've Icked. I've been Icked.
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The ick is dissonance
Two icky tales
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
So I met a girl, Anita, in the early 90s and even though we didn't have names for them back then, I ghosted her for an ick.
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Ghosting Anita
More of Joanne and less of Linda
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
A vegetable; damnit, shoulda voted for K.
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
The same people who can afford the mortgages for oversized houses and leave windows exposed all day with the HVAC running all day. See that all the time here in environmentally-conscious liberal California.
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
While in Tokyo last week, lo and behold, who do I see?
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Quantum entanglement in a Tokyo lavatory
You never know who you'll run into far from home
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Jags are overpriced Pintos
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Eloquently? That's not a thing in the poltical realm anymore.
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I beg to differ!
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
looks like she's watching gay porn
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I am back home and ready to join reality again. Two weeks in the land of the rising sun and 17 time zones. I am struggling right now! daviddeconstructed.substack.com/p/back-in-th...
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Back in the US of A
Japan in a photo
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Notes on an old photograph. I was a different man.
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A bad hombre
RANDOM IMAGE RETRIEVAL
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
I needed to feel the guilt, I sought it, and I found it in the most unlikely place.
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When services are no longer needed
cold cold heart
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
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The hell that didn't happen
and the haircut that did
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
took me 5 seconds
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
A trip to Switzerland and a work email.
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A cliff-hanger in Switzerland: Grindelwald (Part 1 of 4)
arrival in paradise
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
Good work. I hit 315 on my max years ago and it was not nearly as effortless as yours lol.
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
In that case, consider me impressed! Actually, even 165 lbs would be not bad 😀
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
Well done!
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
Not to diminish it cause I honestly don't know, but those do not look like 50lb plates
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
Fun and games at The Comedy Store in 1990 and how I almost set my date on fire
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Eunice, the "It's Fine" kid
Don't light a match
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
I hated the year 2006, but I owe it deeply daviddeconstructed.substack.com/p/two-tales-...
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Two Tales of 2006
one storyteller
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
Thoughts on funeral and life
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The other option
My uncle is 88 and hobbled by arthritis along with the beginning inklings of dementia.
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
that movie was oddly hot
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
The pandemic and dark humor
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you are the f-word
RANDOM IMAGE RETRIEVAL
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
You come and go, you come and go, Kamala Kamala Kamala Chameleon
youtu.be
Culture Club - Karma Chameleon (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by CultureClubVEVO
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
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Chester and Ellen, a 19th Century frog-princess love story
ERRATICA
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
Howard Stern is the face of ideological castration daviddeconstructed.substack.com/p/howard-ste...
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Howard Stern, the Jock who no longer Shocks
ERRATICA
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
When the law came, I got going
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Running from the police
I’m a Ford guy.
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 12/09/2024
I'm sorta new here and I heard we can do video here. I present "This Should Fit In The Overhead..."
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 12/09/2024
As the title says, this is not a typical romance
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Tying up loose ends (a shitty love story)
ERRATICA
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© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 12/09/2024
that's complicated
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