© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 03/06/2025my thoughtful playground essaydaviddeconstructed.substack.comThe foreshadowingquestions answered 000
© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 06/05/2025adventures in tempingdaviddeconstructed.substack.comThe optimal call center employeescratch that from my list 000
© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 31/01/2025There used to be a KFC at Vine and DeLongpre in Hollywood that held a special memory. Then the city had it torn down for no good reason other than officials biting more than they could chew. My remembrance. daviddeconstructed.substack.com/p/a-finger-l...daviddeconstructed.substack.comA finger-licking Moment in Timerevisiting an old series 000
© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 23/01/2025My first car was an ugly duck, but she was my duck, quack quack.daviddeconstructed.substack.comA car named Shitheadhop in 000
© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 04/01/2025My first day on the job and a customer didn't waste time before insulting me.daviddeconstructed.substack.comThe monkey of mixologymaybe steve had a point 000
© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 29/12/2024I'm disgusted by Musk, the pudgy globalist, and that disgust is spreading as Trump continues orbiting this bitch. But there's no way I'm voting Democrat for a while. I'll just not vote or feed this diseased political system. Only a wayward asteroid is capable of burning it down. So be it. 000
© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 17/12/2024The true market of a degeneratedaviddeconstructed.substack.comFaceplant #3surely it was mythical 000
© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Caltech is a storied and respected institution. It is inhabited by high-IQ people and all their high-IQ tropes and behavior. We took care of that one night.daviddeconstructed.substack.comThat night we Mexicanned Caltechyou can dress us up... 000
© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 07/12/2024A retrospective I wrote about going to see Metallica in 1986 and some weird shit that was going on with my right hand.daviddeconstructed.substack.comThe leper of Long Beachhaving a ball with the headbangers 000
© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Regrets are stupid and useless, especially later in life. Live with, and accept, your life. Why go to the grave tormented? It's like the advice to married couples about not going to bed mad. 000
© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Phyllis was older than me and she liked dead animals. Just another afternoon in my life.daviddeconstructed.substack.comPhyllis had a zooThere was no roaring 000
© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 28/11/2024While I vacationed in Switzerland, my job was slipping away. Luckily, it was Switzerland and I had no fucks to give.daviddeconstructed.substack.comA cliff-hanger in Switzerland: Gluttony (Part 3 of 4)one must eat when the world is in disarray 000
© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I've Icked. I've been Icked.daviddeconstructed.substack.comThe ick is dissonanceTwo icky tales 000
© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 23/11/2024So I met a girl, Anita, in the early 90s and even though we didn't have names for them back then, I ghosted her for an ick.daviddeconstructed.substack.comGhosting AnitaMore of Joanne and less of Linda 000
© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 22/11/2024While in Tokyo last week, lo and behold, who do I see?daviddeconstructed.substack.comQuantum entanglement in a Tokyo lavatoryYou never know who you'll run into far from home 000
© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 18/11/2024I am back home and ready to join reality again. Two weeks in the land of the rising sun and 17 time zones. I am struggling right now! daviddeconstructed.substack.com/p/back-in-th...daviddeconstructed.substack.comBack in the US of AJapan in a photo 000
© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 30/10/2024Notes on an old photograph. I was a different man.daviddeconstructed.substack.comA bad hombreRANDOM IMAGE RETRIEVAL 000
© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 26/10/2024I needed to feel the guilt, I sought it, and I found it in the most unlikely place.daviddeconstructed.substack.comWhen services are no longer neededcold cold heart 000
© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 23/10/2024daviddeconstructed.substack.com/p/the-hell-t...daviddeconstructed.substack.comThe hell that didn't happenand the haircut that did 000
© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 22/10/2024A trip to Switzerland and a work email.daviddeconstructed.substack.comA cliff-hanger in Switzerland: Grindelwald (Part 1 of 4)arrival in paradise 000
© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 11/10/2024Fun and games at The Comedy Store in 1990 and how I almost set my date on firedaviddeconstructed.substack.comEunice, the "It's Fine" kidDon't light a match 000
© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 06/10/2024I hated the year 2006, but I owe it deeply daviddeconstructed.substack.com/p/two-tales-...daviddeconstructed.substack.comTwo Tales of 2006one storyteller 000
© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 02/10/2024Thoughts on funeral and lifedaviddeconstructed.substack.comThe other optionMy uncle is 88 and hobbled by arthritis along with the beginning inklings of dementia. 000
© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 27/09/2024The pandemic and dark humordaviddeconstructed.substack.comyou are the f-wordRANDOM IMAGE RETRIEVAL 000
© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 21/09/2024You come and go, you come and go, Kamala Kamala Kamala Chameleonyoutu.beCulture Club - Karma Chameleon (Official Music Video)YouTube video by CultureClubVEVO 000
© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 20/09/2024daviddeconstructed.substack.comChester and Ellen, a 19th Century frog-princess love storyERRATICA 000
© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 19/09/2024Howard Stern is the face of ideological castration daviddeconstructed.substack.com/p/howard-ste...daviddeconstructed.substack.comHoward Stern, the Jock who no longer ShocksERRATICA 000
© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 19/09/2024When the law came, I got goingdaviddeconstructed.substack.comRunning from the policeI’m a Ford guy. 000
© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 12/09/2024I'm sorta new here and I heard we can do video here. I present "This Should Fit In The Overhead..." 000
© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 12/09/2024As the title says, this is not a typical romancedaviddeconstructed.substack.comTying up loose ends (a shitty love story)ERRATICA 000
© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 11/09/2024 My working title for this post was "3 skanks and an RX-7." Turns out, I'm much classier than that.daviddeconstructed.substack.comThe Sea World CarYou can surmise much about a man by considering his friends. 000
© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 06/09/2024It's about joining the fold and persevering in the quest to be normaldaviddeconstructed.substack.comThe unarticulated American DreamERRATICA 000
© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 03/09/2024An old photo, randomly selected, explaineddaviddeconstructed.substack.comLooking Sinister for Comrade GalinaRANDOM IMAGE RETRIEVAL 000
© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 30/08/2024Last October, I almost became a proud member of the Burlington family. Almost.daviddeconstructed.substack.comDeath of a retail careerIn 2023 I started an “unemployment blog” which detailed my job misadventures ensuing after my employer began downsizing in response to Hollywood’s entertainment strikes. 000
© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 29/08/2024Nothing humbles the heart like facing the damage you've wroughtdaviddeconstructed.substack.comWhat I sowedOur son was not unusual in his thumb-sucking habit. 000
© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 27/08/2024During my heavy drinking days, there were not many places I wouldn't pass out. One Sunday I got lit and went to talk to my dead aunt.daviddeconstructed.substack.comSleeping with the deaddavid deconstructed is a remembrance blog. 000
© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 25/08/2024I loved the old internet. Society had not quite refined its police state cred yet and there was a sense of beautiful anarchy.daviddeconstructed.substack.comParadise lostWritten 1/6/24 000
© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 20/08/2024I guess trying to light the family dog on fire with a magnifying glass qualifies as pre-sociopathic behavior. I was just inquisitive, is all.daviddeconstructed.substack.comFire retardMy mom’s scarring parental M.O. 000
© David @dec-david.bsky.social · 18/08/2024My wife has COVID so I was killing time while she rested. I was browsing through old posts and found this from 2013. I have forgotten what a great show Breaking Bad was!daviddeconstructed.substack.comBreaking Bad spoilersBreaking Bad spoilers 000