Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Where are they going to find someone who can lie with such a straight face and spontaneously act indignant to the press 24/7 ?? 030
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 01/08/2026The Harbinger of Bad Decisions. 020
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Or ‘detail oriented’ depending on the POV. 020
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 17/07/2026The list of things that if I did it would be illegal vs when a billionaire entity does the same… is extensive… for instance, bribing a judge. 010
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 14/07/2026He’s a 10, but only at last call 110
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Sorry, gotta go. My ride is here.static.klipy.comJim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and DumberALT: Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber 010
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Me and my BlueSky mutualsstatic.klipy.comI, Robot: Sonny Among ReplicasALT: I, Robot: Sonny Among Replicas 020
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 09/07/2026McConnell’s medical staffstatic.klipy.comYoung FrankensteinALT: Young Frankenstein 000
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 09/07/2026"Your last saved celebrity pic on your phone is your therapist." ..Looks like I’m having a panel of therapists.. and I’ll have to pay with blow. 040
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 26/06/2026You’ve milked your last dead man 020
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 10/06/2026What the hell kind of a Father Urkel look is PK going for? #NHL #stanleycup 000
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Give me the most 80s song you can think of: youtu.be/4Hihge6FFVw?... age of excessyoutu.beMötley Crüe - Wild Side (Official Music Video)YouTube video by MotleyCrueVEVO 030
Reposted by Pat (Nice guy, a little weird)Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 04/06/2026Larimer. Penn Ave near Bakery Square. Multiple callers indicate that there is a dude riding a motorbike with what appears to be a monkey on their back macing people on the sidewalk. 715027
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Therapist: Do you have any regrets? Me, releasing a long sad breath: … in 2002 I was only 1,275 miles away from getting the Marlboro Miles double-wide home when Phillip Morris ended to promotion. 120
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Viral? I’ll settle for going bacterial at this point. 010
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Coffee Shop that has Unhappy Hour on mornings 8-9 am M-F 152
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 20/05/2026"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"static.klipy.comLand of the Lost: Sleestak EncounterALT: Land of the Lost: Sleestak Encounter 020
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 20/05/2026After two screw-ups, it curled up and played dead. It really could replace me after all. 000
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap.static.klipy.comKeanu Reeves & Alex Winter as Bill & Ted Rock OutALT: Keanu Reeves & Alex Winter as Bill & Ted Rock Out 041
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Just how incompetent were those band camp chaperones, anyway? 010
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Carolina Hurricanes might have to ask the Flyers to play a Game 8 to keep fresh before round 3 starts. 12 days off?? #NHL #StanleyCupPlayoffs 020
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Make a song whiter: Y.I.P.Astatic.klipy.comVillage People - YMCA DanceALT: Village People - YMCA Dance 020
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Pick a Bond from the photos you already have in your phone. 020
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Invert a band Hootie and the Suckfish 010
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 17/05/2026If your genitals could speak, what would they say?static.klipy.comSpongebob: Just 5 More Minutes, GaryALT: Spongebob: Just 5 More Minutes, Gary 010
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 16/05/2026My scale can go eat a cankered weiner. 000
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Friday thoughts: Only 56 hours until Monday 😬 000
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Is there any greater proof of upper management ineptitude than constant fire-drill tasks being handed down the chain?static.klipy.comJim Carrey's Wild Courtroom ReactionALT: Jim Carrey's Wild Courtroom Reaction 000
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 11/05/2026These assholes are so lucky I no longer have the energy to be the angst-ridden punk I was in the 90’s 020
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 11/05/2026If you’re seeing this skeet an old Photo of you that you still love 050
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Bench Letang and swap goalies. Try SOMETHING. 010
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Best Star Trek crew. Wrong answers only. 010
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 25/03/2026‘Too exhausted to sleep, a memoir’ 020
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Can’t tell if I’m getting a cold or if I’m allergic to eating an entire bag of Reeses peanut butter eggs. 020
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Speaking as a guy with a big schnozz… Coach Rob Brind’amour has the hockiest nose that ever hockied. 000
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 22/02/2026The Gen X urge to whip it. Whip it good. 020
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 22/02/2026I hold this truth to be undeniable. 001
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 12/02/2026You want MORE LIES?? France has ZERO skunks. Zero. They don’t live in Europe. Pepe Le Pew is from Quebec.media.tenor.coma cartoon of a skunk standing in a fieldAlt: a cartoon of skunk Pepe Le Pew standing in a field 050
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Purdy.. throw a goddamn pass for the love of all things great and small 000
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Live, laugh, leg lamps.media.tenor.coma woman and two children are standing next to each other .ALT: a woman and two children are standing next to each other . 030
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only. 030
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 09/10/2025@atrupar.com been to justice department site lately? 010
Reposted by Pat (Nice guy, a little weird)The Unsilent Majority @unsilentmajority71.bsky.social · 08/10/2025 35616
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Economy is in worse shape than they let on. 030
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Accidentally said ‘peep leafer’ and now I’m trademarking it. 030
Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 18/09/2025An energy drink, but it makes you feel as dedicated to changing your life as a tequila hangover. 021