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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird)

@deathbyemu.bsky.social
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Little bit of everything. Lot of nothing. Hockey. Star Wars. Outdoorsman. Couch Tater. Pap. Perpetual Adolescent. Hubby. More of a Beavis than a Butthead. Poster of Critter Pics I follow follows.. just dont be a dick.

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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Where are they going to find someone who can lie with such a straight face and spontaneously act indignant to the press 24/7 ??
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The Harbinger of Bad Decisions.
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Or ‘detail oriented’ depending on the POV.
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The list of things that if I did it would be illegal vs when a billionaire entity does the same… is extensive… for instance, bribing a judge.
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
He’s a 10, but only at last call
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sorry, gotta go. My ride is here.
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Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber
ALT: Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Me and my BlueSky mutuals
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I, Robot: Sonny Among Replicas
ALT: I, Robot: Sonny Among Replicas
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
McConnell’s medical staff
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Young Frankenstein
ALT: Young Frankenstein
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
"Your last saved celebrity pic on your phone is your therapist." ..Looks like I’m having a panel of therapists.. and I’ll have to pay with blow.
Sam Kinnison, Charlie Sheen, and Rodney Dangerfield together.
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You’ve milked your last dead man
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
What the hell kind of a Father Urkel look is PK going for? #NHL #stanleycup
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Ovaltine. That is all.
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Give me the most 80s song you can think of: youtu.be/4Hihge6FFVw?... age of excess
youtu.be
Mötley Crüe - Wild Side (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by MotleyCrueVEVO
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Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 04/06/2026
Larimer. Penn Ave near Bakery Square. Multiple callers indicate that there is a dude riding a motorbike with what appears to be a monkey on their back macing people on the sidewalk.
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Therapist: Do you have any regrets? Me, releasing a long sad breath: … in 2002 I was only 1,275 miles away from getting the Marlboro Miles double-wide home when Phillip Morris ended to promotion.
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
And you could have it all..
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Viral? I’ll settle for going bacterial at this point.
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Coffee Shop that has Unhappy Hour on mornings 8-9 am M-F
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"
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Land of the Lost: Sleestak Encounter
ALT: Land of the Lost: Sleestak Encounter
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
After two screw-ups, it curled up and played dead. It really could replace me after all.
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap.
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Keanu Reeves & Alex Winter as Bill & Ted Rock Out
ALT: Keanu Reeves & Alex Winter as Bill & Ted Rock Out
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Just how incompetent were those band camp chaperones, anyway?
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Carolina Hurricanes might have to ask the Flyers to play a Game 8 to keep fresh before round 3 starts. 12 days off?? #NHL #StanleyCupPlayoffs
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Make a song whiter: Y.I.P.A
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Village People - YMCA Dance
ALT: Village People - YMCA Dance
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Pick a Bond from the photos you already have in your phone.
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Invert a band Hootie and the Suckfish
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
If your genitals could speak, what would they say?
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Spongebob: Just 5 More Minutes, Gary
ALT: Spongebob: Just 5 More Minutes, Gary
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
My scale can go eat a cankered weiner.
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Friday thoughts: Only 56 hours until Monday 😬
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Is there any greater proof of upper management ineptitude than constant fire-drill tasks being handed down the chain?
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Jim Carrey's Wild Courtroom Reaction
ALT: Jim Carrey's Wild Courtroom Reaction
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
These assholes are so lucky I no longer have the energy to be the angst-ridden punk I was in the 90’s
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
If you’re seeing this skeet an old Photo of you that you still love
Me as a mohawked punk rock singer in mid 90’s with spiked leather jacket in a cold night outside a show
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Bench Letang and swap goalies. Try SOMETHING.
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Best Star Trek crew. Wrong answers only.
Freaks and Geeks cast
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
‘Too exhausted to sleep, a memoir’
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Thank you Mr ‘Precedent’
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Can’t tell if I’m getting a cold or if I’m allergic to eating an entire bag of Reeses peanut butter eggs.
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Speaking as a guy with a big schnozz… Coach Rob Brind’amour has the hockiest nose that ever hockied.
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
The Gen X urge to whip it. Whip it good.
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I hold this truth to be undeniable.
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
You want MORE LIES?? France has ZERO skunks. Zero. They don’t live in Europe. Pepe Le Pew is from Quebec.
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a cartoon of a skunk standing in a field
Alt: a cartoon of skunk Pepe Le Pew standing in a field
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Purdy.. throw a goddamn pass for the love of all things great and small
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Live, laugh, leg lamps.
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a woman and two children are standing next to each other .
ALT: a woman and two children are standing next to each other .
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
@atrupar.com been to justice department site lately?
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The Unsilent Majority @unsilentmajority71.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Economy is in worse shape than they let on.
Actual sherriff’s wanted poster for a ‘Ronald MacDonald’
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Accidentally said ‘peep leafer’ and now I’m trademarking it.
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Pat (Nice guy, a little weird) @deathbyemu.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
An energy drink, but it makes you feel as dedicated to changing your life as a tequila hangover.
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