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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Surely this doesn't actually mean anything? Feels like a psyop.
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
The guy from Blortishead?
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Unfortunate tumble dryer letter attrition
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
That is one Autobot that hates his job
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
That IKEA advert with the extending bed winds me up. How are you making the mattress longer, mate? You're not are you? Well, fuck off then.
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Stevie Wonder sure takes a long time to get to "Happy birthday to ya" when you've committed to a sarcastic, vigorous dance.
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Old manning the fuck out of this, NO RAGRETS
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Relatable, here at @atgfestival.bsky.social
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Bad Santa?
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Sharon basically murdered him by making him play that show.
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Come on guys, think positive. Believe in yourselves.
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Bought an extremely PS2 TV today
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Just saw Ben Ward AND Big Boy Barry. What a morning!
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
[Norm Macdonald voice] Okay, but those sound like the worst kind?
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Adam Stjärnljus @m05et.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
We’ve just announced Planet of Lana II on the Xbox Showcase. Coming to all platforms in 2026 and day one on Xbox Game Pass! 🎉 Watch the trailer here: bit.ly/PoL_II_Xbox Wishlist on Steam: bit.ly/Steam_PoL_II
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F.L. Everett @fliceverett.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
He looks like a cormorant about to be cleaned by RSPB volunteers.
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
The Turks have got it all worked out, imo. Kebabs every day AND toilets that wash your arse.
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Absolute fair play to Lincoln for being so open about it
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Great to have this car on the road in case Michael Jordan forgets how old he is
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I could be a Master CHEF with this!!! ROFLCOPTER, etc
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
This week in I Know Their Face Isn't The Point Here, But...
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Interested to see how Barry Keoghan will reduce his drumming skills to play Ringo Starr.
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I'm assuming this is some sort of religious figure appearing in my burger wrapper? Let me know if it's one of yours.
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Swedish is a beautiful language
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Seems obvious to me. You can't be a librarian AND a doctor.
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Denzel Dumfries looks like a PS2 version of himself
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
RIP to an old friend 😥
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
An appreciation of the classics
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
It would be pretty metal if Ozzy died on stage at the end of that Villa Park show IMO
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Of the myriad crimes against the English language perpetrated by young people, abbreviating 'outfit' to 'fit' is somehow one of the worst. Fucking infuriates me.
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
So Joe Wicks is a fat fraud, is he? Interesting.
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
People that dip their burgers in sauce at McDonald's should be sent to jail. Horrible, dirty bastards.
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
There's no record shop or book shop in the town I live in, but you can buy buffalo lungs so it's impossible to say if it's bad or not
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Hard to believe these aren't legal tender
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Single Mothers was epic in Birmingham tonight. Also guest starring Luke Bentham from The Dirty Nil. Canadian punk rock royalty 😍
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 17/04/2025
I was bitten thrice on the legs by a spider in the night earlier this week. All I can say to the arachnid concerned is that I am deeply sorry for any unintended squashing, and I will now step back from the conversation so that other voices may be heard.
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
That McDonald's Minecraft dip tastes like the smell of jigsawing plywood. Bogging.
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Pleasant evening with Father John Misty at the Royal Albert Hall last night. More than happy to contribute to the burly Irish man collecting for the venue outside. 'Up the RAH' indeed, my friend.
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Wife in a mood with me because I pretended to shit a Malteaser on the floor and then ate it in front of the children. Women truly are inscrutable creatures.
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Not sure whether to go to Universal Studios theme park in Orlando or Los Angeles, or just wait for the one in Bedford.
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
@funambulism.com Have you played this Blue Prince game? I'm looking for the opinion of a more... normal person. Not Schreier and Donlan. You're also not normal tbf, but having met you I feel I can calibrate better.
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
One downside of having daughters is that you can't compare night time erection data like a normal father and son.
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The CoLab @thecolabgames.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
The CoLab has officially launched! 🎊 We’re a new indie publisher focused on doing things differently - supporting devs, championing creativity, and building a kinder industry. 💖 Let’s change games for the better! 👾 🌐 www.thecolabgames.com/news/new-ind... #IndieGames #GameDev #TheCoLab
A classic British tea break in full swing — a pink-rimmed mug proudly bearing "The CoLab" styled like a floppy disk sits beside a plate with a couple of chocolate-topped biccies, ready for dunking. A laptop glows softly in the background, but it’s clearly time for a proper cuppa.
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
This Ram Man looks like he's just put the suit back on and realised his arse is still itchy
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Pete Firman @petefirman.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Monday
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GingerOfOz @gingerofoz.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I built a Playstacean!
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
We used to make Nintendo Official Magazine here, twenty years ago. Looks pretty fucked now.
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Deanzor @deanzor.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I love it when Royal Mail emails me to tell me a parcel has been delivered, like I've suffered a brain injury since taking it off the postman at the door two minutes ago 😍
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