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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Probably my favorite episode (after A Friend in Deed). Not many suspects make you hate them as effectively as these boys did. Still, a car fob that can travel several hundred feet and penetrate the walls of a basement parking garage is pretty ridiculous!
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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Can we get a citation for this quote or are we just as bad as meme posting FB. Sick of this, the man says enough ridiculous shit... We don't need to invent more. I've tried to find the quote. Some excerpts are from previous statements but I haven't found anything to suggest this version happened.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Charlie Angus @charlieangus104.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
California company accused of shipping pesticide laden berries to Canada. We can't trust American product we should be able to trust that our government has adequate numbers of inspectors in place to protect us. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
cbc.ca
Whistleblower alleges millions of Driscoll’s berries sent to Canada with excess chemical levels | CBC News
A whistleblower lawsuit in California is alleging millions of pounds of Driscoll's fruit containing non-compliant levels of pesticides and chemicals crossed the border into Canada, and the company tri...
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Charlie Angus @charlieangus104.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This guy is an avowed Trump Republican. He says that New Brunswick bringing in rules to restrict fishing rights for Americans is the kind of thing his president would do. He's outraged that it might happen to him. Why does CBC play the pity violins for these guys? www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
cbc.ca
'Just plain panic': Fears mount as N.B. considers restricting U.S. hunters, anglers | CBC News
Hunters and anglers from the United States as well as New Brunswick outfitters say they were caught off guard by the province's move to possibly "restrict" hunting and fishing licences in response to ...
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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When you have a shitty life a little daydream about all the things you could do with some fast money is intoxicating. Add to that the ignorant belief you have earned an ability to predict outcomes based on countless hours watching watching/analyzing sports. Like all cheap thrills... Addictive.
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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How's Newsmax doing? Fox is too left now... Deeply disturbed country you got there.
Newsmax "article" highlighting their ratings growth in 2026; up 27% year-over-year.
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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Graffiti stating "there is no enemy like a friend betrayed" with an American flag crossed out
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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Who?
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PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 @peipolitical.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Scott Robertson-Fmr US Ambassador to Canada "Most people realize the president, you can't attribute rationality to him. He's not well physically, mentally, emotionally. & he's surrounded by third-rate staff members & cabinet members who really can't tell him the truth without having him lash out."
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Have seen this Nature piece about the effects of X's algorithm mentioned again and it bears repeating; exposure to a right wing algorithm makes you - measurably and predictably - more right wing, even after you stop using it. www.nature.com/articles/s41...
nature.com
The political effects of X’s feed algorithm - Nature
Among users initially on a chronological feed, 7 weeks of exposure to X’s algorithmic feed in 2023 shifted political attitudes and account-following behaviour in a more conservative direction compared...
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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Don't care, don't care.
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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I couldn't name any of the male stars either but sure, must be patriarchy.
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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Also agree.
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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yah, suggesting not recognizing a US soccer star as equivalent to living under a rock without any sport knowledge from the last ten years was a mighty big fucking stretch tho.
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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I don't think women's soccer is as popular as you think it is. 🤷🏼‍♂️ I do remember him showing up at her game, cringy af and I felt terrible for her. Looks like she's living her best life, still had no idea how successful she was/is.
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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I have purchased my last Google product. Fuck these fascist boot lickers.
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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Pretty sure our shared arctic region gets us in on a technicality.
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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
NYC*
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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Maybe they're talking about a storm drain casing. Quick search will tell you NCY manholes avg 110lbs, heavy duty ones in high traffic are around 300lbs. I worked construction, with a pry bar you could easily move one yourself.
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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I will never set foot in that country again. And yah, we used to have a family home in Sarasota. Sold it under his first fucking term. Fuck your shit hole country and your classless, racist apologists.
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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Your farm, your pigs, your shit. Why do the rest of us need to suffer through it?
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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Please, enough with the pearl clutching. Your country embraced racism and facism. Elected him TWICE. You don't get to ignore the reality that the US is in a sick place right now and getting rid of Trump does nothing to address the moral and educational rot that led to his success.
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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Your farm, your pigs, get your shit sorted.
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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Living in fear of your neighbor ain't grand. We can only hope you go full civil war before trying to do us like Ukraine.
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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Close the border.
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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
www.cbc.ca/news/health/...
cbc.ca
'An exponential rise': Canadian pediatricians document severe e-scooter injuries, deaths in children, teens | CBC News
From skull fractures to ICU admissions, pediatric specialists across Canada say severe e-scooter trauma in kids is becoming routine — and current rules are failing to protect them.
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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I've met many bunk psychologists. One recommended I treat my clinical depression by "investing belief in a higher power". Thanks for dropping that bomb 3 sessions in "doctor". 🤦‍♂️
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Lee West @whodat35.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
WTF? Amazon received a permit from the state of #Texas allowing its new gas power plant to emit 33 million tons of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere — the largest single source of pollution in the United States. newrepublic.com/post/214111/...
newrepublic.com
Amazon Is Creating the Biggest Pollution Source in the Entire Country
Amazon has bought a site in Texas where it plans to build a data center campus.
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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I see them. Do you actually think we're going to have less pedestrians struck by cars and trucks because people on electric bikes and scooters, without training or license, are now also striking pedestrians?
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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Bullshit. I'm a medic. These things are wrecking pedestrians, often seniors, at an alarming rate.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A post from “kavishj9611” that reads: 

“All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?”

Panel 2:
And Orange Guy and a Pink Guy are standing in a room that has two pipes in it. Both pipes are pumping raw sewage into the room. The characters are waist deep in it.
Orange Guy says smugly “Ok Mr “I don’t want to be in a room that’s filling up with raw sewage” let me ask you this”

Panel 3:
The sewage has reached their chests. Pink Guy is gagging. Orange Guy smugly continues “If all this sewage disappeared right now, could you get through the day without it?”

Panel 4:
The sewage is almost up to their eyeballs. Orange Guys says “Look at that shit floating past your face. Are you willing to give that up?”
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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Same in Toronto. Amazing even with visa issues keeping some members overseas; they performed over video chat... Was prophetic considering covid was just around the corner.
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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Watch Columbo every day... Also named this little guy after him ❤️
Mini bull terrier Columbo
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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Punishment fits the crime. I would prefer they be fucked to death.
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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Sentenced in August 2025. You should cite things when posting.
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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
AI slop.
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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Sure he's got promise... but he's no (first name).
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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Go back to promoting Spencer twat.
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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Like a military salute to troops in attendance. Not a heil.
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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
There's a gif floating around that Reddit thread that shows this was pretty obviously a salute. And like zero debate. This feels like bait.
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Anchorage Man @sethpartnow.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
So, @edzitron.com ate his Wheatties this morning
LLMs impress the writers who do not want to write, the coders who don't want to code, the researchers who don't want to research, and the lawyers that don't want to actually understand case law. Those that desperately tell you how powerful Al is and that you simply must use it are looking for you to validate their own laziness or distaste for effort, and those who are impressed with LLMs' outputs tend to be people with low standards.
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Underestimated the number of racists living in the US. They knew exactly who he was. Fuck the apathetic and single issue voters who obtained from voting for, at minimum, a lesser evil last election as well... They're only slightly less reprehensible.
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Joshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 17/05/2026
“But the surveillance” is a completely invalid, stupid objection to buying Chinese cars, when this is what domestic cars are like. Corporate greed killed off one of the key competitive advantages we had around privacy. All that’s left now is an arbitrary tariff structure 🤷
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Removing the Modem and GPS from my 2024 RAV4 Hybrid
Modern cars are computers on wheels that send home nonstop telemetry about you. In this post I remove my 2024 RAV4 Hybrid's modem and GPS to prevent that :)
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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Only 6 years in (baptized by COVID), still consider it a privilege. Keeps the karma in the black.
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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Best calls of your career, or the worst. Funny profession this EMS.
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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Having an average weekend has been my ringtone since mp3s on phones was a thing.
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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
This dude's resume says it all. What a feckless loser.
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Itsalongstory🇨🇦 @deadpanda.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Fuck these fucking fucks.
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