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» ✮ 𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐍 . @dodgegrandcaravan.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

They should invent people that you can kill without consequence.

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

[ Patches grumbles to himself, scooting his chair a tad bit away from Rover to give himself some more personal space. ] If you want to read together then I suggest you find another copy off of the shelves, because I am /not/ going to read aloud to you.

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

[ He just scowls back at her, folding his arms. ] You're the one pulling out a notebook mid conversation like some sort of aspiring scribe, of course I'm going to be curious.

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

[ He frowns, tilting his head at her lack of reaction. ] And just what exactly are you doing?

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

[ The one and only birthday boy! ] [ He still refuses to wear a party hat. ]

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Oh, this is wonderful. Somebody should pit these two against each other more often.

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

[ Patches groans, placing his face in his paws and muttering to himself. ] This isn't happening... [ With a sigh, he finally glances back up at Rover with a scowl, gesturing for him to come closer. ] Take a seat. Don't give me a reason to regret this.

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𝙼𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚜 𝚆𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚎𝚗 @crystalballcat.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Do not.

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

[ Patches just stares at him in stunned silence, blinking as if this were all a hallucination and Rover would suddenly disappear. ] ... You don't seriously want to sit down and read, do you? Don't you have some sort of ball to be chasing?

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

.. I seem like I need it, do I? Aha, well, thank you then... Do you have a name so that I can pay you back later?

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

[ He slightly tilts his head to the side in stereotypical dog fashion, staring skeptically for a moment before awkwardly accepting her gift. ] Do you often give things to people you've just met?

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

It seems like more of an obligation to be overly saccharine than anything.

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

You'd be right, but... seeing as you're still a friend, I wish you a happy birthday nonetheless.

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Happy Birthday, Sparky. Thank you for saving the day from being completely unbearable.

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

It's not something I ever saw happening myself either, but for a meathead his presence is surprisingly... comforting.

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

It's... also a Sparky. One of the many that used to frequent around these parts.

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

I just pray they'll make it back in time for their birthday... it'd be a shame to let such an occasion go to waste.

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

I can't say I share the sentiment of missing her specifically.

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

If there's one thing I'm good at it's keeping secrets.

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— 𝙋𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩𝙤 @deadlydalmatian.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Ugh, yes, whatever, I deeply apologize for not recognizing such an esteemed member of high society. Just don't let it happen again. [ He sits down in his chair, flicking his paw dismissively as if he was expecting Rover to turn around and leave. ]

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