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Deadfool @deadf00l.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Nothing makes you feel older than having to scroll back on the year of a birthdate check and then having to give it another spin to get your year.
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Deadfool @deadf00l.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Sorry, Newsom already has a wife, and Perino’d need a lot more class and brains to fill her shoes.
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Deadfool @deadf00l.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
We had four on our varsity team so they could pull the really high tosses, nobody blinked.
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scottyboom1 @2labsand1cav.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
I was gonna add some text above or below this Gulf of Gavin Newsom image. But it just isn’t needed. FU47 ❤️California!! CozyandCoolApparel.com it’s offered in a unisex t-shirt 🤣🤣🤣🔥💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
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Deadfool @deadf00l.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
The way to help him out of the predicament is to make his lie even more painful than a confession. We do it for your own good, Cheato.
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Deadfool @deadf00l.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Okay, but to get that nugget of fact you had to use reasoning skills, and his sheep don’t have those skills when it comes to digesting claims made with tiny thumbs whilst sat on a gaudy gold toilet. Newsom seems to be able to translate into their language, though.
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Deadfool @deadf00l.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
The machines produce a paper record which is retained for that purpose as well. No middle ground really needed. Paper-only ballots are much easier to make vanish as there’s no uploaded database to compare them to, so not a middle ground I’m comfortable with.
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Deadfool @deadf00l.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
If California, already 1/8th of the country’s population, had multiple ballots, mathematically we would need at most 4 each to beat him. STOP WASTING EXTRA BALLOTS, SACREMENTO, THOSE OTHER TWO AREN’T NECESSARY!
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Deadfool @deadf00l.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Nah, he’d rather just have everyone appointed by his excellency.
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Deadfool @deadf00l.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
We had both mail-in and machine voting both times he won, and early voting as well. Is he asking us to go back and investigate the ‘unreliable’ methods under which a completely unqualified anti-American won the highest office? Mmkay.
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Deadfool @deadf00l.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
If Newsom eventually winds up running for President, I would love him including MAGA in it. The same way that candidates often switch language to address their constituents in the language they use at home, he can switch to a red cap and mumble about windmills. Unify America.
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Deadfool @deadf00l.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Because Pelosi hasn’t authorized Newsom to redirect the Jewish space lasers yet.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
LEFT: Where our government incarcerates a person who has a tattoo in honor of a family member. RIGHT: Where our government incarcerates a person who has facilitated and/or engaged in the sexual assault of over a thousand children.
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Deadfool @deadf00l.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
This is an American President already convicted of rape who brags he could shoot someone on 5th Avenue in broad daylight and his people would love them. And MAGA still voted for him. And act like Americans shouldn’t be disgusted and horrified by him and them.
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Deadfool @deadf00l.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Oh, it won’t directly impact my life, so go ahead, back the unlawful invader. An insight into the hashtag meonly mindset of Repugs.
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Deadfool @deadf00l.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Considering his call to Newsom consisted of asking if he liked his hats and no mention of sending the national guard and marines to invade a city exercising its constitutional right to protest, it’s entirely possible his call to Putin will be an incoherent mumbling about xtra long ties.
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Deadfool @deadf00l.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Well, we are going to need a new President, and Zelenskyy has shown that comedians make great leaders.
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Deadfool @deadf00l.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Texas Lt Gov Dan Patrick really thinks he’s got a great burn on Gavin Newsom calling him Mr. Slick, but it sounds more like cope through admiration.
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Deadfool @deadf00l.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
If you don’t have anything worth creating yourself, it’s not creative.
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Deadfool @deadf00l.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
He shoulda not spent the whole week reminding us that he is an asset of Russia Russia Russia.
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Deadfool @deadf00l.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Said with the resignation of a man trying to escape the daily dread of when he will be put on trial on an international broadcast and must come up with an accounting for his crimes.
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Deadfool @deadf00l.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
They will wish they allowed us to still go high, because when we go low, they sing high.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
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Olena Halushka @halushka.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Ukrainians didn't surrender in 2014, when the world refused even to recognize russian aggression. Ukrainians didn't surrender in 2022, when the world expected us to fall in 72h. Ukrainians won't surrender in 2025, either. For us, freedom and sovereignty are not empty words.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 17/08/2025
Masked men jumped a San Bernardino family in unmarked cars, opened fire, and shattered their truck windows—all while the family was just coming home from work. The feds later admitted it was CBP, but the family says the agents never showed warrants or IDs.
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Deadfool @deadf00l.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Yes, we are embarrassed daily. My only relief is I live in a state with a leader who is even more adept at humiliating Trump than Putin, and in service of democracy. This Bear is in your backyard, MAGA, there will be a reckoning.
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Deadfool @deadf00l.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Yup, the Canada Cobra Chicken is the terror of Southern California park ponds, many a time I have regretted turning my back on one while in possession of food.
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Deadfool @deadf00l.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Dear world outside the US: As an American, thank you for taking down Tesla, let’s keep it up. Thank you for telling Trump to shove his tariffs right up his arse, keep it up. And add Apple, Nvidia, and every corporation that kisses the ring on those fat tiny fingers to the list of unnecessary items.
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Deadfool @deadf00l.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Well, unless you’re implying that that was a third of American voters, your sample might be skewed.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
DOGE recommended firing workers at: -FDA, which oversees Neuralink -FAA, which oversees SpaceX -USAID, which probed Starlink -CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X. "Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.
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🦋MOM🦋 @momcjl.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
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Richard Branson @richardbranson.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
President Zelenskyy has been one of the greatest leaders of our time, guiding Ukraine through the darkest period of its recent history, rising up to Russia’s unwarranted aggression, being an inspiration to the Ukrainian people and ensuring that Ukraine’s voice is heard on the world stage.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 19/02/2025
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Deadfool @deadf00l.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
After a couple days of flu, felt well enough to get back to shooting off a daily email to Cowardly Calvert.
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Deadfool @deadf00l.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Imagine having so little self-respect that you’d grovel at the feet of putin. Or, for the MAGAts, so little self-respect that you’d grovel at the feet of the men who grovel at the feet of putin.
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Deadfool @deadf00l.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Just so ya know, most of the 3rd party candidates said they would have voted for trump if not third party, so for about the hundredth time I’ve had to say this, and every election, stop blaming the left. A much bigger problem is that the Dems lost the unions to the GOP and moderates sat out.
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Deadfool @deadf00l.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Need to take a social media free day, but rest assured, Coward Ken Calvert got another email in his box telling him how impressed I am by his utter failure to do his job.
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Deadfool @deadf00l.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
There is no ‘At the same time’ with fascism.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I keep waiting for right-wingers to start living their lives the way they tell everyone else to live theirs.
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Deadfool @deadf00l.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
She was breeding stock to a certain billionaire whose body immediately makes me think of a raw turkey.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
The community note 🤌😘
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Deadfool @deadf00l.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
… Luigi Army.
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Melissa Nadia Viviana 🐸 @resistrebelrevolt.net · 16/02/2025
"The corporate revolution will collapse if we refuse to buy what they're selling: their ideas, their notion of inevitability. We may be many & they be few but they need us more than we need them. Another world is not only possible, she's on her way. I can hear her breathing.” - Arundhati Roy
The corporate revolution will collapse if we refuse to buy what they're selling – their ideas, their version of history, their wars, their weapons, their notion of inevitability.

Remember this: we may be many and they be few but they need us more than we need them.

Another world is not only possible, she is on her way. On a quiet day, I can hear her breathing.

― Arundhati Roy, War Talk
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Deadfool @deadf00l.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
He’s certainly inserted himself as trump’s tongue-eating louse.
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Deadfool @deadf00l.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
In spite of his claims and MAGAs faith, he’s not a good negotiator. His narcissism is one known weakness, his pathetic desire to be liked by men who aren’t as insecure as him is another. He is equally easily flattered or bullied into whatever position real leaders want him in.
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Deadfool @deadf00l.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Hella water bombs with those batteries.
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Deadfool @deadf00l.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I see the sad day coming when we all cut our losses and break into regions, the United broken along with the social contract. It would be devastating as a lot of the red states depend on blue states to make up their deficits. We never begrudged them, they’re Americans, too.
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Deadfool @deadf00l.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Mike Pence, leading the MAGA FAFO since Jan 6, 2021.
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Deadfool @deadf00l.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I’d like to introduce him to Echo Park’s (Los Angeles) Canada geese population. I’m sometimes sure they pack blade, they take no prisoners.
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