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Mags @deadbloke.bsky.social · 10h
I reckon that Christa Pike should run for President in the US. Run on a ‘God wills it’ slogan - she’ll piss it
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Mags @deadbloke.bsky.social · 11h
Danny Thommo’s army unmasked
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Mags @deadbloke.bsky.social · 11h
Aux armes, citoyens Formez vos bataillons Marchons, marchons! Qu'un sang impur Abreuve nos sillons! Innit
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Mags @deadbloke.bsky.social · 11h
Agreed with this. Sensible policies
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Mags @deadbloke.bsky.social · 11h
Not having it, think he looks tres chic myself
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Mags @deadbloke.bsky.social · 11h
Fuck me. That ‘wasabi’ is nuts. Horseradish version of a Carolina Reaper 🥵
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Mags @deadbloke.bsky.social · 11h
Bielsa football that
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Mags @deadbloke.bsky.social · 12h
Ian Wright’s tailor deserves all the awards
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MrPaulRobinson @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 15h
Teeny-tiny issue with the 'footbridge' excuse
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Mags @deadbloke.bsky.social · 16h
State of these two bastards PCs who used Taser and baton on amputee, 92, sacked www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
PCs who used Taser and baton on Donald Burgess at care home sacked
A disciplinary hearing finds both officers used unnecessary force on Donald Burgess at his care home.
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Mags @deadbloke.bsky.social · 17h
Camilla posting about dear Jeffrey Archer - of course she is. This sums the man up well kmflett.blog/2026/10/06/p...
kmflett.blog
Paul Foot on Jeffrey Archer
Jeffrey Archer who has died aged 86 was not a lovable rogue but a serial liar who ended up being sentenced to 4 years in prison for perjury. Even The Times lengthy obituary gives full details. Befo…
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Trades Union Congress @tuc.org.uk · 18h
Everyone: We should tax the banks. Banks: This would be a disaster! Also banks: We are all making so much money it wouldn't even materially affect us.
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Mags @deadbloke.bsky.social · 17h
Morrisons have set up a sushi stall in my local store. Sachets of soy, ginger & wasabi free. I’ve got a serious wasabi & ginger addiction & this now means I need to wear a jacket with bigger pockets each visit
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Tommy Mackay @tommyreckless.bsky.social · 18h
Ha!
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Aztec Character | Daily Reckless
Rob Hayman, subeditor, answers questions on The Aztec Empire on Mastermind, backed by Aztec Camera.   see also:
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Phil Harrison @mrpmharrison.bsky.social · 19h
"Colourful" "Controversial" "Didn't suffer fools gladly" It's funny, isn't it, how whenever a prominent Tory/Tory hack dies, everyone has to go out of their way to pretend they weren't a complete piece of shit.
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Mags @deadbloke.bsky.social · 20h
Oh Bondage Up Yours
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is a community note for the ages.
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Andy Dawson @andydawson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jeffrey Archer threatening to be a tough mayor was the best thing he ever did youtu.be/pssI1ZwzcmQ?...
youtu.be
Jeffrey Archer on Michael Crick
YouTube video by Carl Salter
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Mags @deadbloke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Now one single question about Oblivious. I’m fuming #Aztec #Mastermind
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James Murgatroyd @mrmurgsmaths.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Went to see Paul Heaton last year at Piece Hall. Support was Billy Bragg. Bloke behind me complained about "all the political shite". Mate . . . .
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Mags @deadbloke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s X, I’m going stupidity
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Mags @deadbloke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Remembering the good old days before Public Enemy were political 😂
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Mags @deadbloke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A welcome return to Jack’s Creation. Local legend 👍
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Mags @deadbloke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Heard this for the first time the other week. This Covid period version had totally passed me by @andylimb.bsky.social
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Jon Dunn @jondunn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not an ounce of panic in him. Cool hand indeed
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Mags @deadbloke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Luke Humphries. Balls bigger than king kong #TheDarts
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Roy @badwool9.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Buy a copy of my short story collection BOOMERANG PROCESS now. The reviews are in. DM me to order a copy.
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Mags @deadbloke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The name is in the public domain?
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Mags @deadbloke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
On the surface it looks like loads of sex cases doing Tina Turner cover versions
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Mags @deadbloke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
NRL final build up. Australia showing the world every stereotype we hold about them is true
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Mags @deadbloke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bull x 2 & double 16 finish. The Asp is back #TheDart
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Mags @deadbloke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
West Bowling Massive #Bradford
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Mags @deadbloke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They’ll be dancing in Rooftop Gardens & Casanova’s tonight
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Mags @deadbloke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dry your tears Warrington
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Darts Pdc
ALT: Darts Pdc
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Mags @deadbloke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Iron Man
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Mags @deadbloke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There were more stewards there that night than paying punters
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Mags @deadbloke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So this match is behind closed doors. But with fans. #England
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Phil Harrison @mrpmharrison.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And everyone laughs.
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upperturdstreet.bsky.social @upperturdstreet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Everything I imagined and more. Boca Juniors 3-0 Union. La Bombonera was literally rocking!!!
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Ben McKennaaaargh @benmckenna.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Man, we live in the most depressing timeline. I’m a godless heathen, but this is almost enough for me to crack out the incense and wafers. Imagine squaring up to the Pope and angrily shouting “…how many models do you run, bro?”
Pope Leo XIV • @Pontif... • 17h
In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce.
There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack th Show more
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Pope, would you please shut the fuck up about matters you do not understand?
You're not an Ai influencer, no one elected you, and you have absolutely no weight in this debate and you're being used as a mouthpiece to sway public opinion. how many local models do you run?
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Mags @deadbloke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well that was lovely. Just had a visit from my local councillors. Reform. Can’t see them coming back here again unarmed
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Andy P @arcticreviews.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In an era when terms like legend and hero are cheapened to be made meaningless, this exceptional human being is both. Never has a knighthood been more deserved. www.nytimes.com/athletic/764...
nytimes.com
Kevin Sinfield: The rugby legend who became a knight after raising millions in memory of his mate (Gift Article)
When Rob Burrow was diagnosed with motor neurone disease, captain and friend Kevin Sinfield started to run. He is still going in his memory
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Mags @deadbloke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Get fucked you Mr Claypole freak
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A man builds an IED. He sets it off in a busy public street. Shrapnel flies about hitting cars, homes and a child's bedroom. It's a miracle nobody is injured. And Reform MP Sarah Pochin calls his imprisonment "disproportionate" and "two tier justice."
It does raise this point of two-tiered
justice..


Reform's Sarah Pochin believes the
sentence handed to the 64-year-old who
blew up a ULEZ camera was
disproportionate'.
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Phil Harrison @mrpmharrison.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is great. Outfield player going in net, massive scrap behind the goal. Jumpers for goalposts etc etc.
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Mags @deadbloke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Clearly saw Ringo in the Apple roof & thought this will do
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Mags @deadbloke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Saved us a job …
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Mags @deadbloke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Leeds United all in white with yellow stockings” Brian Moore having a normal one on itv4
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Rein Schommer @reinschommer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lancashire.
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Homelander's Sarcastic 'What A Surprise'
ALT: Homelander's Sarcastic 'What A Surprise'
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