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@ddross.bsky.social
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🎺 in @plasticpresidents.bsky.social, muppet enthusiast, walking Beatles encyclopedia, writer of stuff skeets don’t reflect values of my employer etc etc etc 🩷💜💙 open.substack.com/pub/ddross07338

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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 3h
I was born in the right generation. a beautiful British woman teaches me 60s go-go dancing over zoom every Sunday. when else would I get to experience that
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@justkeener.bsky.social
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the 2008 4Runner’s blind spot mirrors are not actually for blind spots they are for vanity
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
come to the B Bar tn or I’ll literally show up in your house later
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the ugly penguin chick at the zoo got put into The Box as punishment for his ugliness
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Plastic Presidents @plasticpresidents.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
THIS WEEKEND!!!!
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
god i can’t wait to see my ska friends next month
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am not an artist but I have such a fondness for Dick Blick
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
you can block people for anything. some dude tweeted that imagine dragons are empirically the largest rock band to ever exist and I blocked him. I just don’t need to see that shit
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Mega Infinity ♾️ listen to Harmonic Convergence 🐍 @megainfinity.band · 18/09/2026
Get out 👉 and take your weird little bisexual band with you
Mega Infinity we’re festing  fest 24 Gainesville fl oct 23, 24, 25 2026
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
simon & garfunkelmoding
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
so does it seem like everyone is collectively reaching their breaking point or what
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
vintage resellers are out here smoking dope man
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we should all be more tacky actually
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
blocked a dude for saying the muppets are irrelevant. I’ll fucking kill you
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Plastic Presidents @plasticpresidents.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it’s a good day to stream our new single
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
wtf is rockstar girlfriend aesthetic bitch I am the fucking rockstar
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
every other week i fight the urge to start a podcast. we’ve all got demons you can’t see
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Flatwater Free Press @flatwaterfreep.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Gov. Jim Pillen has aligned himself with President Trump’s anti-immigrant agenda. But for more than a decade, his hog business has employed undocumented laborers, The @nytimes.com and Flatwater Free Press found. Read more 🔗 buff.ly/rOH1O9Q
Title card that reads "As Gov. Pillen backs ICE crackdown, his family business employs undocumented workers"
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
ok fine I’ll admit summer defeat. break out that one turnover album. whatever
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
get a lil drunk and start moving like a white boy. I’m listening to blink 182. Im yelling about the Steelers
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
lately!
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Plastic Presidents @plasticpresidents.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
youtu.be/TfHK4uFIOZ8?... Mornin'
youtu.be
Plastic Presidents - God Bless America
YouTube video by Plastic Presidents
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
celebrate Labor Day by taking an edible and watching Metropolis (1927). it’s your earned right
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The Bishops (US Ska) @thebishopsska.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hey, any Midwest #ska fans out there? New #festival spinning up this year! Got a bit of #reggae and #skapunk on the bill as well! #Omaha #music @plasticpresidents.bsky.social
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Plastic Presidents @plasticpresidents.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
An edited BSOD cryptically teasing something
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
what level of adulthood is signing up for a go go dancing class
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Plastic Presidents @plasticpresidents.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
who up looneying they tunes
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Coyote vs. Acme was genuinely fucking excellent by the way and everyone should go see it
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
IM FESTING WITH MY BEST BUDDIES MEGA INFINITY!!!!!!!!
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I fuckin love flatwater free press man. what journalism is supposed to be.
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
pretty. odd. is such a muppet-coded album
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
my job is so dumb because why is a toy catalog going to make me become the joker
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
John Lennon was real asf because like it’s lowkey getting hard to be someone. but it all works out
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to have a novelty mailbox in a whimsical shape
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I genuinely believe our societal ills would be at least partially cured if we all danced more
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I miss my friends
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
the last month
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
wrap it up fellas the sweet escape by Gwen Stefani and Akon is the song of the summer for the 78th year in a row. yes we are ignoring the fact that she’s a big fucking loser. lowkey always has been. song whips
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I have a lot of Issues but at least I’m not one of those people that does performative pantry and refrigerator organization
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
a passport photo will show you exactly how lopsided your face is
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
a child at a dinner party asked me if I wanted to come read Calvin and Hobbes with her so I can say with authority that the kids are alright
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
seems kind of fake that the only way to combat shame is action. who came up with that
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
your first pair of bell bottoms will change your life btw
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
half the joy of collecting records is how impractical it is. I dread the day we move. but I’m gonna keep on buying those suckers. there’s absolutely no self control involved, it’s not even a part of the equation
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of getting lobotomized at a government sanctioned ADHD work camp
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
jury duty summons
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
so your 20s are hellish and there’s no getting around it but post-25 as long as you’re earnestly pursuing self-betterment you’ll become more and more yourself every day and it kind of fucking rocks
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hot girl who is a weird guy @ddross.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
siri play sour girl by stone temple pilots
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