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DD Ritz

@ddritz.bsky.social
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Future former ER nurse, Dodger fan, I love dogs!

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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 23h
Same exact vibe as hospital CNO's giving us shitty pizza during the height of Covid. The outfit, the heels, the condescension. I can't stand those stupid people, they're completely out of touch with the everyday world.
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That poor dog.
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The press needs to laugh at her and walk out. Every time. She will not last if they do this because all she cares about is thinking she's hot and everyone has to stay and listen to her. Also, illuminate how she's not pronouncing words correctly and that no one understands what she's saying.
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🫶🏻Layla🫶🏻 @laylabelle3.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Please 💙🩵💙🩵
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Not diminishing the ridiculousness of this obvious harassment, but OMG this would drive me insane to have all these people in my home, touching my stuff, breathing their likely unvaccinated breath all over my home. Shame on every one of them for going along with this stupid investigation.
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I've been a lifelong mail-in ballot voter. Until today. I dropped off my ballot at a drop-box and I must tell you, it was really a great feeling! Thankfully no knuckleheads obstructing anything, and several people came up after me to submit their ballots. I am cautiously hopeful.
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is bullshit. I’m someone who inadvertently over contributed to a Roth while I was dealing with a work injury and had to scramble to do the right thing so as not to cause me any problems with the IRS. I did the right thing, but this fucker gets a pass? Really?😡
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wait, he’s not even 60?! He’s so…..ewww!
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That butt wiggle at the end tells me someone’s finna’ get whooped on by a very cute cat😎
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don’t care about the $5 I would get. I would rather see him unable to cause further harm to humanity (however that happens).
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
GlobalX headquartered in Florida. Of course they are, fuckers.
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A little Minion-esque at first, but pretty clear towards the end.
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
How can he be that vain and not see how stupid he looks? You know he watches video of himself all the time. Good grief what a moron....
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They seem to think that only “the little people “ get those diseases. Stupid, shameful idiots.
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What makes these idiots think they aren’t susceptible to any of those diseases? They’re constantly around people, unmasked, they don’t wash their hands and many are not up to date on vaccines. Can’t buy your way out of flu,Covid,TB, Norovirus, etc. You will suffer for a while.
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Profound respect for this woman, but the first thing that came to mind was Margaret Hamilton who played the Wicked Witch of the West in The Wizard of Oz. Sorry, I’m old enough to know that….
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s all shitty and has been for some time . As soon as NFL games had 4,5,6 dudes talking for hours before the games started, it went downhill. Baseball never needed so many talking heads. Neither did the NFL, the NBA, any of them . So stupid 😡
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Atlanta Braves fans booing Freddie Freeman WTF is wrong with you people? This is a genuinely decent human being who did so much for so long for your team and this is what you do. And you still do that stupid tomahawk chop, shame on you all.
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every time he does this stupid shit, he sounds just like the Mayor in Jaws: "It's a beautiful day, the beaches are open, and people are having a wonderful time. Amity, as you know, means friendship".
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tropicana Field looks like a giant yurt.
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Agreed! He's the DH, but he ain't hitting. He's swinging at shitty pitches away, in the dirt, pulling his head off the ball. I say give him two at bats tomorrow, if he's still flailing, sit him down. He's a very easy out right now and everyone knows it.
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm really enjoying daytime baseball. I wish MLB would show more day games, everyone doesn't work a 9-5 job, so their bullshit 7pm start times are just so old-fashioned. #Dodgers
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
youtu.be/-Nvne3LzBls?...
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Weekend Update: Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei on AI’s Threat to Humanity - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love the brother on the right, just very "OMG Brad, you're wasting your time and I'm not doing this." Goldens are the best!
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The major platforms—Facebook, YouTube, and X—are all refusing to show the trailer for the upcoming documentary that eviscerates the ridiculous pest Elon Musk. So I guess we have to do our part to make sure it is seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_8...
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Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
YouTube video by Musk
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dude , that’s the whole reason I go walking lately😎
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And they all think that whatever they’re pimping is the coolest, newest, greatest shit ever. These are very stupid, lazy people.
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Franklin lookin’ all fancy!
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's pretty bitchin'!
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just learned that I'm the same age as Taco Bell.
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Looked like a hammy, poor guy.
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
*him
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Uber's first rickshaw driver. He won't be able to keep up with the business, so popular he will be. Honestly, I would pay for him just to show up so I could give hime a treat, and a pet, and send him on his way. I'll walk...
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"We will do better" is super lazy. They all say the same thing. My dudes (and they are very likely all dudes), watch you some Mad Men and learn a little about how the ad business works. Yes, I know it's a show, but it had a lot of historically accurate shit. Pull your head out of your ass!
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If only he ever had a single thought about anyone else.
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Things seem so bleak in the world right now, so when my 23-year-old Toyota Tundra clicked over to 380,000 miles, I felt a moment of joy.
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Neon green diabetes.
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I was on my way to LAX on a Sunday morning in July, stopped to get some food and the 310 Riders Car Club rolled up in to the parking lot behind me. Super bitchin' cars, seemed like genuinely very nice people! I felt like a doofus so didn't approach them, but it was pretty cool.
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Umm, Aaron Rodgers is lookin’ rather strangely like he’s enjoying a psychedelic groove during his post game interview right now.
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Or are they just shitheads from the moment they're conceived.
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
is not what is happening in everyday life. You need people to do the hands on, eyes on, gut-feel things.
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bullshit! Over time AI can help, but the immediate problem is not enough people to put eyes on the folks who need help. AI can’t do blood draws, give IV meds, do physical therapy, and on and on. The stupid teenage boy science fiction crap that’s being peddled by the out of touch tech boys 1/2
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I was a process server for a very long time before I became an ER nurse. I always remembered the names of the pets at various addresses when those addresses showed up later for whatever reason or I was being subpoenaed to testify about who I served. "Oh yeah, they had a Pug named Rocket."
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I got gas for my neighbor’s car, then my truck, went to Target and bought Doritos and Mother’s circus animal cookies. Made more eye contact with people just to be like, whoa what’s going on? It was a scary, weird, sad day. I remember all of it.
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A thoughtful prince he is!
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I love the gentle, quiet tradition of major league baseball players recognizing a first for a player and getting the baseball back to them. It’s just so lovely. #Dodgers
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I need this dude in my front yard to do this when the little middle school e-bike gang rides on the sidewalk and then tears through my yard.
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is lovely, but guys, can you hook the Maestro up with some footrests on that wheelchair?
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Who are the idiot contractors stupid enough to even construct this piece of shit? Don't they know they probably won't get paid? Where's the permitting, the inspections, everything that should be done to ensure a safe structure? FFS this is the stupidest bunch of shit ever.
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DD Ritz @ddritz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I truly want Kyle Tucker to succeed, however, he continues to have spacey t-ball player tendencies and I don’t know how to help him with that. Also, no challenges tonight . Guys, late innings, tap yo’ head!
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