Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Hoopeston, Illinois is also the home town of former Ohio State basketball coach Thad Matta. 010
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 17/08/2026@danbernstein.bsky.social I came across this image this morning, and I can't stop giggling about it. I feel that this aspect of my comedic sensibility was heavily influenced by listening to Boers & Bernstein. I hope you'll get a kick out of it too. 010
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I think the best way to do 48 would be 8 groups of 6 with top 2 going to the knockouts for a round of 16, but it would probably take too long for the extra games. 000
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Ezio and Franklin are honored to endorse Kat Abughazaleh for Congress! #CatsforKat 040
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Why would I spend $4 on this when I already bought the hardcover version at full price and read it and greatly enjoyed it and feel I completely got my money's worth? 🤔 000
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 01/02/2026I'd like to say that living in the country is like being in prison, but in prison they kill the pedophiles, they don't put them in charge. 020
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Please go to Minneapolis and stand with the protestors. You're letting your immense influence and talent go to waste. I understand that, historically, former Presidents have been pretty hands-off, but what this President is doing has never been seen before. Please be a leader. 120
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 24/01/20262016 was the first election I was eligible to vote in. In the last 3 elections, I have voted for Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, and Kamala Harris. If I still lived in Illinois, I would have voted for Pritzker both times. I want the Democrats to help Americans, and abolishing ICE would help us. 000
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Yeah obviously Trump is the driving force behind these horrors. He's a racist, fascist thug who only cares about himself and his own ego, and he is responsible for this ICE murder. The point is that ICE has to be abolished so that the next Trump can't do these things again. 000
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Ooh so close, just drop "Trump's" and you're all the way there! 73061
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Thanks for explaining, Jon! I showed this to my fiancee and now she understands! 010
Reposted by Dylan DaleKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Go Bears. Fuck the Packers. Abolish ICE. 3507052740
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Congrats to the Green Wave. That's cool for them. I'll be rooting for them in the playoffs (unless they're playing a Big XII team) 000
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 06/12/2025I'm a grown man crying because another grown man that I've never met just got a new job. Sports are strange that way. #BlueCy 050
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Assuming everything we've heard about it is true, I hate that our players have been left in the dark. #BlueCy 110
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Or go catch it. It landed 3 yards from where he was standing 110
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 20/11/2025At a Donald Trump campaign rally in April 1985: "I just found out, did you hear about this? They're changing the Coke. They're changing the Coke. " *Crowd boos* "They told me they're calling it New Coke, but I'm calling it Woke-a-Cola." We don't like Woke-a-Cola do we folks?" *Crowd roars* 000
Reposted by Dylan DaleMehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 10/11/2025"Is there a more feckless, spineless opposition party anywhere in the democratic world? Why do Democrats insist on repeatedly snatching defeat from the jaws of victory?" Me for Zeteo's First Draft this morning on the Democratic surrender in the Senate:zeteo.com🏳️ BREAKING: Democrats Surrender. AgainMehdi's Monday morning update on the senators voting to reopen the government without a guarantee on heathcare; the BBC rolling over for Donald Trump; and Kathy Hochul's clash with Zohran Mamdani. 2153186688
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 03/11/2025I used to dislike Denny Hamlin, but I've warmed up to him over the past few years. I am a giant Kyle Larson hater. I'm not even mad that Larson won the championship, I'm just terribly, terribly sad that Denny didn't. The #NASCAR format is a complete fucking joke and an insult to the fans. 060
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 08/10/2025I choose to believe that Taylor Swift saw this Travis Kelce game-winning touchdown highlight against the Chargers and then wrote, "You were dancing through the lightning strikes" 020
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Get rid of all polling until the CFP poll comes out. These polls completely skew perception when they're not results based. 020
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Denton, TX averages almost twice as much precipitation per year than Pullman, WA. 010
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 29/08/2025It might be partly the colors, but he looks like former Cleveland Browns offense line coach Bob Wylie. 070
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Number of winners since MLS was founded in 1996: MLS Cup - 15 Supporters' Shield - 17 Premier League - 6 Ligue 1 - 10 La Liga - 5 Bundesliga - 7 Serie A - 6 MLS is objectively more competitive than the Big 5 European Leagues. Is it a higher talent league? Absolutely not. Depends how he meant it. 050
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 26/08/2025He's a Republican actually. They're all just like him now. Don't absolve them, they're in lock step with him and we can't ever let them live it down. 000
Reposted by Dylan DaleThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/08/20251 Onion Subscriber vs 20 Non-Subscribers, on our new series, Encircled. Subscribe at membership.theonion.com/totepromo/?… today and receive a free tote bag. 613185369
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 23/08/2025YOUR IOWA STATE CYCLONES HAVE JUST WON THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!! (of Ireland) ☘️🏆 🌽>🌾 #FarmOGeddon #BlueCy 091
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 23/08/2025I used to work in the mail room at ISU and we'd send out the recruiting mail. One day I saw "Jace Gilbert" on one of the envelopes and I was like, isn't this guy already on the team? 0190
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Henry Wallace and Norman Borlaug are the two greatest Iowans who have ever lived, and no one else is even close. 000
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Just a gritty player. A real glue guy. Coach's son. A hardhat and lunch pail guy. A gym rat. The first one there and the last to leave. The kind of guy you want to date your daughter. Just a joy to coach. Sneaky athletic. Greater than the sum of his parts. A hustle player. Lethal at the stripe. 060
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 15/07/2025I don't exist in Cedar Rapids, but in something nearly identical to Cedar Rapids, but better (Des Moines) 000
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 08/07/2025For it's one! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven strikes you're on base at the old ball game! 010
