Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 17/08/2026@danbernstein.bsky.social I came across this image this morning, and I can't stop giggling about it. I feel that this aspect of my comedic sensibility was heavily influenced by listening to Boers & Bernstein. I hope you'll get a kick out of it too. 010
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 01/02/2026I'd like to say that living in the country is like being in prison, but in prison they kill the pedophiles, they don't put them in charge. 020
Reposted by Dylan DaleKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Go Bears. Fuck the Packers. Abolish ICE. 3507052740
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Congrats to the Green Wave. That's cool for them. I'll be rooting for them in the playoffs (unless they're playing a Big XII team) 000
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 06/12/2025I'm a grown man crying because another grown man that I've never met just got a new job. Sports are strange that way. #BlueCy 050
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Assuming everything we've heard about it is true, I hate that our players have been left in the dark. #BlueCy 110
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 20/11/2025At a Donald Trump campaign rally in April 1985: "I just found out, did you hear about this? They're changing the Coke. They're changing the Coke. " *Crowd boos* "They told me they're calling it New Coke, but I'm calling it Woke-a-Cola." We don't like Woke-a-Cola do we folks?" *Crowd roars* 000
Reposted by Dylan DaleMehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 10/11/2025"Is there a more feckless, spineless opposition party anywhere in the democratic world? Why do Democrats insist on repeatedly snatching defeat from the jaws of victory?" Me for Zeteo's First Draft this morning on the Democratic surrender in the Senate:zeteo.com🏳️ BREAKING: Democrats Surrender. AgainMehdi's Monday morning update on the senators voting to reopen the government without a guarantee on heathcare; the BBC rolling over for Donald Trump; and Kathy Hochul's clash with Zohran Mamdani. 2153186688
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 03/11/2025I used to dislike Denny Hamlin, but I've warmed up to him over the past few years. I am a giant Kyle Larson hater. I'm not even mad that Larson won the championship, I'm just terribly, terribly sad that Denny didn't. The #NASCAR format is a complete fucking joke and an insult to the fans. 060
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 08/10/2025I choose to believe that Taylor Swift saw this Travis Kelce game-winning touchdown highlight against the Chargers and then wrote, "You were dancing through the lightning strikes" 020
Reposted by Dylan DaleThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/08/20251 Onion Subscriber vs 20 Non-Subscribers, on our new series, Encircled. Subscribe at membership.theonion.com/totepromo/?… today and receive a free tote bag. 613185369
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 23/08/2025YOUR IOWA STATE CYCLONES HAVE JUST WON THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!! (of Ireland) ☘️🏆 🌽>🌾 #FarmOGeddon #BlueCy 091
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Henry Wallace and Norman Borlaug are the two greatest Iowans who have ever lived, and no one else is even close. 000
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 02/06/2025As a left-winger living in Iowa, I rarely get to vote for a candidate that I actually believe will fight to change this state and country for the better. Next fall, I'll get to do it twice. J.D. Scholten and Rob Sand are the kind of leaders we need to fight on behalf of working Iowans. 010
Reposted by Dylan DaleThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/04/2025ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn 960378518602
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Watching Western Michigan win the Frozen Four has me even more convinced that Iowa State should absolutely start a hockey program. I think Cyclone fans would go absolutely crazy for it. #BlueCy 151
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 08/04/2025After the election, we're gonna be doing something about Professor Oak. 010
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 03/04/2025On one beautiful day in the future, ****** ***** will finally ***. 000
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 02/04/2025It'll be frozen pizza tomorrow night to celebrate a great victory for Wisconsin. 000
Reposted by Dylan DaleMinnesota United FC @mnufc.com · 31/03/2025Today and every day, You belong here 🏳️⚧️ #TransDayOfVisibility 0102611597
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 14/03/2025I've lived by these words for a long time. I stupidly let myself overlook them last fall, but I won't be fooled again. Never underestimate the ability of the Democrats to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. 000
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Healthcare is a human right, not a privilege for the wealthy. 000
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Leave it to the 47 and 22 to cause an unnecessary wreck. Selfish, brainless driving from both of them. #Daytona500 010
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Go Canada 🇨🇦. We deserve to get our asses kicked more than ever right now. #FourNationsFaceoff 010
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 27/12/2024My whole life I've been a fan of a charter NFL franchise with 9 championships in their history. In 2013 I started attending a university with one of the historically worst D1 football programs in the country. Since 2013 my college team has had a winning record 7 times. My NFL team has done it once. 010
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 19/12/2024I'm begging everyone to please watch It's a Wonderful Life very closely this year. 030
Dylan Dale @ddale13.bsky.social · 24/11/2024It's been an absolute rollercoaster of a season, but the Iowa State Cyclones play at home next Saturday with a chance to go to the Big XII Championship game. This is what we dream about. #BlueCy 0120
