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@dcyote.bsky.social
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Some dude who pretends to be a coyote on the Internet. Flyer of aircraft. Fighter of fires. Eater of burritos. Part time Shep. Opinions are my own and do not imply any DoD/DoW or any other government endorsement.

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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
'Mayday' Was a good movie but my one point of contention is: Dude you're in an SR-71. You can literally just push to mil power and outrun/outclimb a Fulcrum. A Foxbat might be tricker cuz they were designed to fly fast and high, but that was definitely a MiG-29
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The "terror dogs" from Ghostbusters. For a time my parents had to confirm that my bedroom was clear before I'd go in there at night just in case one was waiting for me like it was in Tulley's apartment.
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was with you, actually XD That actually was my last proper "vacation" where there weren't any family or job attachments.
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They're also much more forgiving than breasts (giggity) in terms of overcooking and reheating.
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Drunk coyote Karaoke? Drunk coyote Karaoke.
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just glad to see you’re still vertical and ventilating my friend :)
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No worries. Just glad to hear that he’s alright :)
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I dunno, that's what I'm trying to find out
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, has anyone been in contact with @grimmycoyote.bsky.social ? Haven't seen them post in a minute.
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
New QRH revision. Wonder if it’ll work the same in the Skybus
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I do believe this is a pair of Growlers. So congrats on not hitting one another this time. 👍
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I really wish more recipes would give their measurements in Metric. The fuck am I supposed to do with "3/8" or "1/6" cup"?
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FO indicated that he didn't know what Airwolf was and I think I have to put him on the do not pair list now.
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Civilians explaining the military to Veterans in the comments is my favorite genre of comedy, particularly where aviation is concerned.
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Better yet are the ones that look like a folded up bill left as a "tip" when you go to clear the table. It's been over 20 years since I worked in a restaurant and that still pisses me off.
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Instructor referred to the Huey as "The Hueybago" (as in Winnebago) and I can't get that out of my head. XD
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Same tho.
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well that'd be better than our cat. Dude just yells at you for attention till you try to snug him and then he acts like you just committed a war crime.
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can't wait till I get t-boned at like 35 mph and my car explodes.
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can't wait till they add "Do you think Lola Bunny or Fox McCloud are hot?" to the SF86
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I really needed to hear that, especially lately.
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Duuuude yes. Used to go to the one outside Dodgers Stadium after games. Was a massive party, like a reverse tailgate.
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🥲
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Was reading a story on that other site and it reminded me of the time I spotted another pilot from my company at the MFF hotel. We both did the customary "head nod" followed by a mutual look of "wait, what the fk are you doing here?"
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I can see it happening as the tech evolves and the rules catch up. But this is the government we're talking about so progress is... slow
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You know what I'd like to play? Ace Combat, but it's WWII-era planes. Does this exist?
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I asked a buddy of mine who's a helicopter pilot with LASD, and he said a lot of it has to do with airspace restrictions with drones vs. helicopters. The short answer is, helos can simply go more places.
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
youtu.be/CuKxQkgAG28 Not gonna lie, this was pretty good.
youtu.be
ACE COMBAT 8: WINGS OF THEVE | Live-Action HOUR ZERO Episode 1
YouTube video by Bandai Namco Entertainment America
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Also... That pay rate. Regionals pay better than that. (I think)
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh, my. Too bad I have no time in the 73 🥲
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Being the world’s worst Fulcrum pilot.
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I try not to judge other people until the investigation runs its course, but if you get a "sink rate" and "500" at the same time, the aircraft isn't fully configured and stable, it's time to go around. Lotta things don't make sense here.
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yeah I've been looking too, but the only conclusion I can come up with is "you didn't give us enough money for ink this year so fuck you."
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
WHY DOES MY PRINTER NEED YELLOW INK TO PRINT BLACK. IT WON'T PRINT PROPERLY BECAUSE IT NEEDS YELLOW INK BUT I JUST NEED TO PRINT BLACK AND WHITE THINGS.
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Have you checked your blood sugar? Because that can be a sign that it's abnormally high
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What's an example of perfect casting?
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Plenty of times. But usually I'll do some "research" and see what kind of stuff they draw, if they're into it, etc.
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yeah, cook the fries for about ten minutes and pull them out, add the toppings and then put back in the oven for about 5-10 minutes so the cheese melts.
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Made a new friend. He was almost mine but we were able to find his humans.
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
static.klipy.com
This Is Fine Meme
ALT: This Is Fine Meme
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'll say it as a Michigan alumni. WMU got robbed.
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Made pizza fries because someone in the town’s Facebook group was talking about them.
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Coyote intelligence records suggest that it is in fact, "meep meep"
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The washing machine is making Airbus 220 noises when it changes cycles.
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
🎵"You are, my fire. My one desire"🎵
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Still a coyote. XD
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Establish dominance. Just eat them out of the jar.
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Behold: The majestic German Shepherd.
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Impromptu foaming on the way home.
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Yote @dcyote.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This show was my "Top Gun" XD
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