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DB Telford

@dbtelford.bsky.social

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DT/Dave I write books! Dead Men Don’t Sing is out on sub now. Find me everywhere @dbtelford

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DB Telford @dbtelford.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

A book trailer? For me? Dead Men Don’t Sing is going on submission! Exciting times. Editors I can’t wait for you to meet Charlie Brisbane. Cheers🍸 💋 🕵️ #deadmendontsing Trailer credit: the wonderful @alessandraranelli.bsky.social

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Alessandra Ranelli @alessandraranelli.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Introducing The Killer Twist Pitch Prize for Unagented Crime Writers! Top Prize: 4-Day Pass #TheakstonsCrime + 3-night hotel stay in #Harrogate, Pitch Revision & Coaching. (a $1250 value) 2nd Place: @JerichoWriters Agent 1-on-1! T&Cs apply, See www.alessandraranelli.com/prize for details.🧵1/4

A photo of a murder board that says “Alessandra Ranelli Announces the Killer Twist Pitch Prize for Unagented Crime Writers!” A clipboard bears a note that says 1st Place Prize
Weekend Rover Ticket to Theakston’s Crime Writing Festival 2025 incl. Creative Thursday
AND a3-Night Hotel Stay in Harrogate,UK!* **Terms & Conditions Apply. Visit Site for Details. The Prize also includes a pitch revision, query critique, and 1-on-1 coaching to practice live pitching. To enter you should like and share the post and comment TWIST, then go to alessandraranelli.com/prize to enter.

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DB Telford @dbtelford.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

FYI film fans you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/sa...

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Save The Prince Charles Cinema

The future of the iconic Prince Charles Cinema in London’s West End is under serious threat! We are beyond disappointed that our landlords, Zedwell LSQ Ltd and their ultimate parent company Criterion...

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DB Telford @dbtelford.bsky.social · 20/11/2023

My son: I don’t want to go to school. Also my son: *plays 8 hours of a computer game exploring Hogwarts and going to classes - on the weekend*

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DB Telford @dbtelford.bsky.social · 03/11/2023

Reddit is the KFC of social media. Every few years you give it a go and are immediately reminded why it’s bad.

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DB Telford @dbtelford.bsky.social · 29/08/2023

"Price rises are at their lowest for a year" is not the flex they think it is.

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DB Telford @dbtelford.bsky.social · 25/08/2023

I’d pay to sit in a cinema for 6 hours and watch behind the scenes footage of that mug shot.

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DB Telford @dbtelford.bsky.social · 18/08/2023

A meme showing a conversation between Anakin Skywalker and Princess Padme wherein he tells her that is planning on replacing the masts on the Ship of Theseus, but refuses to clarify her query of whether it will be the same ship afterwards.

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DB Telford @dbtelford.bsky.social · 14/08/2023

Maybe today’s the day I buy those Instagram T-shirts that make me look thin and cool

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DB Telford @dbtelford.bsky.social · 11/08/2023

Weird how both the Michael Jordan and the Arnold Schwarzenegger documentaries make me think the same thing: cigars are cool as fuck and I want to smoke cigars.

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A Friendly Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 11/08/2023

my back, two minutes into sitting, standing, or laying down

Diane from bojack horseman saying "oh my God. I'm the problem!"

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DB Telford @dbtelford.bsky.social · 10/08/2023

Sometimes I wonder how it’s going with that giant mirror city wall in the desert.

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DB Telford @dbtelford.bsky.social · 10/08/2023

Writing advice for self: don’t use the word nonplussed. You don’t know what it means. No one else does either.

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DB Telford @dbtelford.bsky.social · 07/08/2023

My pomodoro technique is to write 8 words, delete most of them, then watch YouTube for 3 hours

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DB Telford @dbtelford.bsky.social · 07/08/2023

Favourite joke format? More like schmavourite moke porfat.

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