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D. Boon’s Ghost

@dboonsghost.bsky.social
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Los Angeles area guy doing Los Angeles area guy type activities.

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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 1h
Never had one, looks like there’s one just across the Arizona border, guess now I have weekend plans
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 1h
Is Bumblebee the most recent great entry in the “human meets a friendly alien” canon?
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 2h
Look I’m not gonna say the post-LaBeouf movies got better, but they did get way stupider, which in a way made them better
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 2h
Loves The Matrix so much he did literal bullet time
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 20h
I just wish they’d give “MAGAt” a break, that’s not anything, go back to the drawing board
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
lol at least they had the good sense to delete it, my god what a maroon
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gang gang
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Work security training quiz question says “HR sends an email for a social event urging you to respond immediately. What is the red flag?” I took a screenshot of it and put it in Teams chat saying, “Where’s the option that says ‘This company would never do anything nice for its employees?’”
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Scary as fuck fireman clown from the Brave Little Toaster
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Los Angeles, October 2026
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The most beautiful cat with an orange spot on her head, which is where the kisses go
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Entering my Stephen King era, just thought “A horror story about trying to find something in the junk drawer?”
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When it’s so hot you fear you may never get to go on the porch again
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We don’t get to use the word “hero” often these days, which makes it all the more satisfying when one emerges
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I bring this up all the time, making him beg for his phone back ON HIS OWN STREAM was the funniest shit in the universe
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AI is just this decade’s answer to the Segway, except instead of only killing its inventor it will kill everyone thanks to sucking up all our resources
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good thing they can’t just travel through time to undo stuff whenever they want or what the fuck ever happens in these stupid things
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Which Kennedy was it?
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
HAN! I meant Han, not Hobbs! Oh god the Fast & Furious people are gonna call me a fake fan
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also remembering that her “death” in Fast & Furious 6 was so unimportant they barely lingered on it at all, Hobbs got over it pretty goddamn fast
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh yeah now I remember laughing at that hilarious poster
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Uh, what movies? What has she been in since Fast X?
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Girl its Punkin Fall
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Proof of going out in a Wednesday
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
California, home of the pizza™️
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Makes sense, nothing in your head that could be damaged
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is how it starts, soon you’ll be saying you “only” ran a 5k in the morning, don’t be like me
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seeing the Sugar reunion concert later and though it’s exciting, I feel like Bob Mould owes me a personal apology for making me go out on a Wednesday
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“This is your brain on drugs” has been updated twice, in 1997 and 2016
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I saw that and thought to myself, I’m pretty sure I’ve seen an updated variant on both within the last few years
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Stolen from elsewhere, but
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I guess there’s no ACCOUNTING for I don’t know how to finish this, I thought of the pun first without any punchline and just started typing
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deciding, hey what’s the harm in watching the Sox for old times’ sake
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They continue to prove me correct for swearing off them after the Betts trade
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🥞 💔 🥞
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WE’RE ON A HIGHWAY TO HELL 🎸 🎸
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
POUR IT ON, WHATEVER, LET’S GO TO FUCKING HELL BABY
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is the most racism Hollywood has committed against India since Short Circut
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
These fuckin Sox
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I go out for a jog, then get on the computer and jog some more
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*stroke
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Guess we’re just shaving balls on broadcast TV now
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SLOBBERKNOCKER
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thanks Red Sox, I wasted $12.99 on a month of Peacock to watch this shit, you owe me $12.99
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Elon Musk looks like a full sized little person
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D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hi, it’s me, the guy who loves Pain & Gain
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