D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 1hNever had one, looks like there’s one just across the Arizona border, guess now I have weekend plans 000
D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 1hIs Bumblebee the most recent great entry in the “human meets a friendly alien” canon? 000
D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 2hLook I’m not gonna say the post-LaBeouf movies got better, but they did get way stupider, which in a way made them better 000
D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 20hI just wish they’d give “MAGAt” a break, that’s not anything, go back to the drawing board 2141
D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 05/10/2026lol at least they had the good sense to delete it, my god what a maroon 010
D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Work security training quiz question says “HR sends an email for a social event urging you to respond immediately. What is the red flag?” I took a screenshot of it and put it in Teams chat saying, “Where’s the option that says ‘This company would never do anything nice for its employees?’” 011
D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Entering my Stephen King era, just thought “A horror story about trying to find something in the junk drawer?” 011
D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 03/10/2026When it’s so hot you fear you may never get to go on the porch again 020
D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 03/10/2026We don’t get to use the word “hero” often these days, which makes it all the more satisfying when one emerges 020
D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I bring this up all the time, making him beg for his phone back ON HIS OWN STREAM was the funniest shit in the universe 1550
D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026AI is just this decade’s answer to the Segway, except instead of only killing its inventor it will kill everyone thanks to sucking up all our resources 000
D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Good thing they can’t just travel through time to undo stuff whenever they want or what the fuck ever happens in these stupid things 020
D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026HAN! I meant Han, not Hobbs! Oh god the Fast & Furious people are gonna call me a fake fan 010
D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Also remembering that her “death” in Fast & Furious 6 was so unimportant they barely lingered on it at all, Hobbs got over it pretty goddamn fast 110
D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh yeah now I remember laughing at that hilarious poster 110
D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Uh, what movies? What has she been in since Fast X? 110
Reposted by D. Boon’s GhostKasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Girl its Punkin Fall 710237
D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Makes sense, nothing in your head that could be damaged 030
D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is how it starts, soon you’ll be saying you “only” ran a 5k in the morning, don’t be like me 120
D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Seeing the Sugar reunion concert later and though it’s exciting, I feel like Bob Mould owes me a personal apology for making me go out on a Wednesday 000
D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“This is your brain on drugs” has been updated twice, in 1997 and 2016 110
D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I saw that and thought to myself, I’m pretty sure I’ve seen an updated variant on both within the last few years 110
D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I guess there’s no ACCOUNTING for I don’t know how to finish this, I thought of the pun first without any punchline and just started typing 000
D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Deciding, hey what’s the harm in watching the Sox for old times’ sake 000
D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They continue to prove me correct for swearing off them after the Betts trade 000
D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026POUR IT ON, WHATEVER, LET’S GO TO FUCKING HELL BABY 000
D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is the most racism Hollywood has committed against India since Short Circut 000
D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I go out for a jog, then get on the computer and jog some more 010
D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Guess we’re just shaving balls on broadcast TV now 120
D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Thanks Red Sox, I wasted $12.99 on a month of Peacock to watch this shit, you owe me $12.99 000
D. Boon’s Ghost @dboonsghost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Elon Musk looks like a full sized little person 020