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DBatteryMessiah

@dbatterymessiah.bsky.social
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I have assumed control of the world, as Acting Messiah, until Jesus returns. I’m working with God to unite the world, as one big happy country. The good people must fight the greedy, the hateful, the bullies. Don’t join them. We can and will beat them.

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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Like a climber carabiner a sunshiner caribbeaner I’ll take nice carobriener biter of my carrotwiener
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Like a climber carabiner a sunshiner caribbeaner I’ll take nice carobriener biter of my carrotwiener
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Carabiners hold tons of force in a fall without bending. Coloring one teaches you why every part matters
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I thought Leavitt left it
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I thought Leavitt left it
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Brie always has happy pubic hands
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Brie always has happy pubic hands
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Rep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) @repstansbury.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Happy National Public Lands Day! 🌅 From the Rio Grande to the top of our mountains, our national parks, and the forest lands and acequias that have sustained our communities for generations, these lands are part of who we are. Public lands are our lands. And we will keep fighting to protect them!
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Redel redel, you've torn your dress Redel redel, your face is a mess Redel redel, how could they know? Holy hot tramp, I love you so!
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Redel redel, you've torn your dress Redel redel, your face is a mess Redel redel, how could they know? Holy hot tramp, I love you so!
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I poke Crouton Salad Brienie
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I poke Crouton Salad Brienie
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’ll play Texas Hold’em And won’t Let Go’f’em
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’ll play Texas Hold’em And won’t Let Go’f’em
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I also got you roughly on bedlay
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I also got you roughly on bedlay
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well, she's walkin' Through the clouds With cosmic boobies That's running wild Oh, it's alright, she says, it's alright Take anything you want from me Anything Anything Fly on, little wing Yeah-yeah, yeah
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well, she's walkin' Through the clouds With cosmic boobies That's running wild Oh, it's alright, she says, it's alright Take anything you want from me Anything Anything Fly on, little wing Yeah-yeah, yeah
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BluesMusic @bluesmusic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cascade performing on a 'Chapman Stick'🎸 🎶'Little Wing' #bluesmusic
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The way I see it you got to say shit Brie really likes this like I’m Sally Field in Strawberry Fields
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The way I see it you got to say shit Brie really likes this like I’m Sally Field in Strawberry Fields
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Shanna's Treasure Trove! ~ @jami-jam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'M WITH HER: Sally Field, deliverer of iconic awards show acceptance speeches, delivered another last night after her latest win at the Primetime Emmy Awards. She used it to humiliate Donald Trump and call out corporate greed. ☺️
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’ll give you a gooknee release Which is your redness relief
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’ll give you a gooknee release Which is your redness relief
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fuck the season Autumn Equinox Gimme Brie Fox Awdamn Eatincox
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fuck the season Autumn Equinox Gimme Brie Fox Awdamn Eatincox
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auggie @autumndork.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s the Autumn Equinox!! Happy first day of Autumn! The best season 🍂
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hi my goonee, Brie
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hi my goonee, Brie
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sittin’ on my cock is my bae
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sittin’ on my cock is my bae
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’ll give it to you good, baebrie
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’ll give it to you good, baebrie
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That’s right, that’s right, THAT’S RIGHT
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That’s right, that’s right, THAT’S RIGHT
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fishnets, you bet And I haven't even saddled my pony yet
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fishnets, you bet And I haven't even saddled my pony yet
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What big legs I love Leggo my leggy bunny, ZZ
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What big legs I love Leggo my leggy bunny, ZZ
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
OH, TITS!!!!!!!
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
OH, TITS!!!!!!!
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sitting on the bed of the Brie Which is a rest for red knees Otits Wetting, yep that’s me
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sitting on the bed of the Brie Which is a rest for red knees Otits Wetting, yep that’s me
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Matthew Dowd @matthewjdowd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
happy bday music artist, and one of my favs, Otis Redding, b.1941, Dawson, GA. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTVj...
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Otis Redding - (Sittin' On) The Dock Of The Bay (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by RHINO
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
… then it, I’ll be hittin like I’m Jr Cal Ripken I’m called Cal Ripkini
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
… then it, I’ll be hittin like I’m Jr Cal Ripken I’m called Cal Ripkini
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It is what day, you say? Shit, I Laybrie every day What? I get it now, okay Still, even Labor holiday It’s not work when you love who you give it to
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It is what day, you say? Shit, I Laybrie every day What? I get it now, okay Still, even Labor holiday It’s not work when you love who you give it to
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You are soo damn skippy Miss Smooth and Creamy Me strippin n bikini rippin
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You are soo damn skippy Miss Smooth and Creamy Me strippin n bikini rippin
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