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DBatteryMessiah

@dbatterymessiah.bsky.social
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I have assumed control of the world, as Acting Messiah, until Jesus returns. I’m working with God to unite the world, as one big happy country. The good people must fight the greedy, the hateful, the bullies. Don’t join them. We can and will beat them.

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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Like a climber carabiner a sunshiner caribbeaner I’ll take nice carobriener biter of my carrotwiener
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Like a climber carabiner a sunshiner caribbeaner I’ll take nice carobriener biter of my carrotwiener
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I thought Leavitt left it
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I thought Leavitt left it
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Redel redel, you've torn your dress Redel redel, your face is a mess Redel redel, how could they know? Holy hot tramp, I love you so!
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Redel redel, you've torn your dress Redel redel, your face is a mess Redel redel, how could they know? Holy hot tramp, I love you so!
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I poke Crouton Salad Brienie
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I poke Crouton Salad Brienie
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well, she's walkin' Through the clouds With cosmic boobies That's running wild Oh, it's alright, she says, it's alright Take anything you want from me Anything Anything Fly on, little wing Yeah-yeah, yeah
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well, she's walkin' Through the clouds With cosmic boobies That's running wild Oh, it's alright, she says, it's alright Take anything you want from me Anything Anything Fly on, little wing Yeah-yeah, yeah
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The way I see it you got to say shit Brie really likes this like I’m Sally Field in Strawberry Fields
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The way I see it you got to say shit Brie really likes this like I’m Sally Field in Strawberry Fields
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’ll give it to you good, baebrie
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’ll give it to you good, baebrie
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What big legs I love Leggo my leggy bunny, ZZ
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What big legs I love Leggo my leggy bunny, ZZ
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Get down on it, Brit
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Get down on it, Brit
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Silent woman in the night, you came Took my seed from my shaking frame Same old fire, another flame Silent woman through the flames, you come From the deep behind the sun When we know the time has come Feel your healing rivers run Oooh, in the darkness can you hear me call Another day has just begun
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Silent woman in the night, you came Took my seed from my shaking frame Same old fire, another flame Silent woman through the flames, you come From the deep behind the sun When we know the time has come Feel your healing rivers run Oooh, in the darkness can you hear me call Another day has just begun
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Won’t you cum Love, Black Hole Sun
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Won’t you cum Love, Black Hole Sun
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My flightwood loves Brie Nightwood Because I know it's time for us to fly Come on, meet me in the morning Meet me in the middle of the night Ah yeah the morning light is coming Don't it make you wanna feel alright
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My flightwood loves Brie Nightwood Because I know it's time for us to fly Come on, meet me in the morning Meet me in the middle of the night Ah yeah the morning light is coming Don't it make you wanna feel alright
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sweetest dreams are made of Brie Who am I to disagree? I’d swim the seven seas
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sweetest dreams are made of Brie Who am I to disagree? I’d swim the seven seas
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm in the mood for an oily melody titty fuck
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm in the mood for an oily melody titty fuck
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Only you, my cock will play with
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Only you, my cock will play with
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don't ask for permission This is my chance to fly
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don't ask for permission This is my chance to fly
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Have mercy, Miss Percy
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Have mercy, Miss Percy
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Holy hot mercy Prettiest woman
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Holy hot mercy Prettiest woman
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
That is also the correct way to blow ZZ’s top, every day Leggo my lovin’ bunny, ZZ You lose you snooze, ZZZZ
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
That is also the correct way to blow ZZ’s top, every day Leggo my lovin’ bunny, ZZ You lose you snooze, ZZZZ
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Bruice …
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Bruice …
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
DBattery has him a little bunny is as white as snow, her bikini She excites to bite his zucchini
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
DBattery has him a little bunny is as white as snow, her bikini She excites to bite his zucchini
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’d kiss and lick your V too
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DBatteryMessiah @dbatterymessiah.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’d kiss and lick your V too
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