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Karyn

@dayofkaryn.bsky.social
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I write and age, mostly at the same rate. AttilaTheHun on AO3. Over 18.

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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 2h
This has already awakened things in at least half of the bangtans but it had better not awaken anything in me
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I never thought I would say this but I need BTS to do less touring, I need Jungkook to be BUSIER, I need him to be checking his MAIL and taking care of his DOG and driving his MOTORCYCLE around to eat BBQ and just generally living life so he doesn’t have 4 hours a day for the gym
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Planned Parenthood provides other services beyond abortion access (the reason I never needed one is in part because they gave me good reproductive care cheaply in college) but I agree that if your concern is specifically abortion access, especially these days, abortion funds are way better
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A more subtle example of this already seen on tour was when he asked Namjoon to show him how to play Pokemon Go
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gaslighting your sexy hyung into believing that he’s supposed to be showing crazy amounts of skin for your own personal fulfillment: The Kim Taehyung story
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This entire tour has been an exercise in BTS shifting the Overton window of nudity one concert at a time until Jin woke up one morning like “we do this show with our pits fully out, right?”
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jimin is 100% a guy who will pretend not to be able to do something to get a hottie to teach him, and going to Hoseok for TikTok dance trend lessons is just one more example of his devilry
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They both are heavy appreciators of another man really feeling himself and the blonde makes them REALLY feel themselves
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jihope always fuck nasty but they take it to unheard of levels when they’re both blonde at the same time
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A true breasting boobily situation if I ever saw one
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s crazy that we used to have to trawl for fan artists to create renderings of what shirtless tattooed Jimin would look like blonde and thriving in tropical destinations and now he just posts it randomly for free
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yoongi is like a situationally great MC because if it’s a normal episode it’s not going to work but if it’s one that pits people against each other that can benefit from a neutral agitator and causer of torture he is absolutely your man
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I assumed that it’s because he has an extremely complicated decision tree that depends on things like who it is, what time of day it is, what location they’re in, the amount of warning he has, how long it’s been since he’s orgasmed, and which planets are in retrograde
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Someone got Run BTS all over my Vhope childhood friends to lovers drama episode
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hoseok singing Seven, a song about fucking daily, in his patented kindergarten-teacher-leading-the-song circle voice, may haunt me for the rest of my life
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had persistent dreams of sharks in swimming pools after Jaws so it really got in there!
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me whenever someone tries to explain to me which direction the clocks move in the upcoming instance of daylight saving time
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My sister is scared of him to this day too! This one didn’t bother me for whatever reason
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All Dogs Go To Heaven remains the only movie that ever scared me as a child (at least one that was supposedly appropriate for children, I also hated Jaws) and I told my mom never to check it out from the library again
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Namjoon is a cutie patootie
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jung Hoseok has really mastered the art of looking even more expensive than he is, despite the fact that he’s already prohibitively expensive
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Danny Zuko from Grease working at the gay club
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jungkook is a great portrait photographer because he just accesses the place in himself where he is in love with the subject - because he’s in love with all of them - and lets it guide the lens
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is just the first day in LatAm we are so screwed
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I realize this isn’t a new thought but as someone who has to use Microsoft products every day at work in an enterprise setting, it is astonishing how much shittier the whole experience of interacting with them is today than it was 8 years ago despite improvements in individual products
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We’ve tried giving him everything he ever wanted in terms of fame, adoration, and lifestyle and that didn’t stop him, so have we tried giving him more???
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
- Taehyung can wear any amount of fabric he wants and no one can say a damn thing - If someone has delicious looking food they are obligated to either give you some or detail exactly what it is and where to get more - If the clothes are not ripped, rip them. If they are ripped, rip them more
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gathering a list of BTS backstage rules: - Everyone is allowed to mess with Jin - No one is allowed to mess with Yoongi - Jin is allowed to mess with Jungkook physically - Jimin is allowed to mess with Jungkook psychically - No joking during Hoseok’s run-through - Namjin are the color commentators
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every time they release one of their tour leg backstage vlogs I can only think “you will never know the level of planning it took to act this spontaneous”
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jinkook’s tickle war is not domestic, it’s simply unhinged, and the way everyone is obsessed with Jimin’s hair is a universal constant regardless of your proximity to him
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Between Namgi discussing how many suitcases they brought, both with the attitude that they know what the correct number is, and Taehyung pointedly asking Hoseok why he’s putting on sunscreen in mild weather while Hoseok cheerfully ignores him to keep applying, I’m full up on Bangtan domesticity
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Do you think he has positive feelings about nipple tassels (I know that Taehyung does)
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m terrified of the outfit he will select for such a moment
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s a fundamental truth that no queer story has ever been made better by making it het but many het stories can be made significantly better by making them queer
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
BTS by why I’m hype for Run BTS Toronto: TH: Unofficial #1 Run BTS fandom YG: Scampering without lifting his feet JK: Fighting Jin SJ: Tormenting Jungkook HS: Serving fall looks NJ: Deeply pondering made up scenarios JM: Getting super invested in Namjoon’s incorrect opinions on made up scenarios
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Much in the same way Yoongi should be allowed to wear construction site chic everyday, including a massive tool belt, so should Namjoon be allowed to wear cardigans, nerd glasses, and slacks while he works every room in the world
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Vhope going to South America in their current ideations is powerful enough that I felt it psychically. Godspeed to everyone involved especially the five other members
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jimin in his TikTok era Hobi in his enormous hat era, the world is still full of wonders
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
JM: I would have had so much in having you and would have lost so much in losing you that I would no longer want anything. TH: I think, if I am in the place where we were together, then we are together again. YG: For me there are two alternatives: either swallow or break free.
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
JK: Everything I encounter has the quality of having been encountered before. An always already feeling. And at the same time, everything I encounter is strange to me. HS: I close my eyes and try to breathe but the end of the world is in my throat.
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BTS as It Lasts Forever and Then It’s Over: NJ: I think of all the time I spent deciding. Imagine what I missed. My whole life. SJ: I pretended everything would be okay because it seemed impossible to always be saying goodbye.
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It just goes to show that no matter how long you pause something you love, you can always go back to it and find it just as joyful as if you’ve never left!
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I set myself a goal this year of reading 52 books (on top of fic) and as of this morning I’ve reached it 3 months early. When I stopped writing regularly I stopped reading, I think out of a misplaced sense of guilt, and while not every book I’ve read has been good they’ve all taught me something
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
God damn I have never made that connection but that’s sort of insane and definitely devastating….
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Don’t you dare style Min Yoongi cozy you assholes. Don’t you dare!!!!
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
His whole speech was: You should vote for me because I am wise and kind. As your governor I will take care of you and show you kindness. If you don’t have a friend I will always play with you. If you need help I am right here. If you need help I’ll try to fix the problem. So yeah I love him!
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They are so cool in every way I love this age
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super tuna enjoyer @definitionofily.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Inspired by this, BTS as aspects of my three year old nephew
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He and his brothers are the best kids in the world if I say so myself and they are endless sources of joy and amusement to me!
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Karyn @dayofkaryn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yes???? Always??? I also have three year old nephews so I would love to compare
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