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Dayanara Ryelle 虎

@dayaryelle.bsky.social
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Pagan⛥, writer-type-person🖊, Dem Election Inspector/Chair📑 from Michigan, Purdue Global grad⚖️. Cat mom. 🐅 Sarcastic fantastic. ♑🌞♌🔼♐🌜 [Z word or ACAB = instant block. ☮️]

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Dayanara Ryelle 虎 @dayaryelle.bsky.social · 8h
It's Indigenous Peoples Day and this is the first time in WEEKS I haven't seen any Māori in my feed! Algorithm, I think you got it backwards! 😂
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Dayanara Ryelle 虎 @dayaryelle.bsky.social · 10h
We're FINALLY getting a movie of The Magician's Nephew? I don't believe it! 🤯
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Dayanara Ryelle 虎 @dayaryelle.bsky.social · 10h
Holy SHIT!
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Dayanara Ryelle 虎 @dayaryelle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Reddit is talking about @garthnix.bsky.social's character Mogget and someone claimed that he was "inconsistent" in his writing of him. Friends, Garth can't be inconsistent on Mogget if Mogget isn't consistent in the first place. 🤣 #Booksky
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Dayanara Ryelle 虎 @dayaryelle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
All you antisemites out there better stop using Waze. It was FOUNDED BY A JEW who wanted to find an easy way to Tel Aviv. Go from the river to the sea if you like, just choose another app. 😂
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Dayanara Ryelle 虎 @dayaryelle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Right to Life Michigan sends my dad a flyer: okay, he's Catholic. Planned Parenthood Michigan sends my dad a flyer: that's a switch! 😂 All I can figure is that PPM determined that he has a reproductive age female in the house (me!) and decided to be proactive.
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Dayanara Ryelle 虎 @dayaryelle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am as delighted about Tony becoming the new director of NCIS as I was upset about Vance getting killed. 💙🎉
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Dayanara Ryelle 虎 @dayaryelle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm not saying studying to be a pharmacy tech was traumatising, but I 𝘥𝘪𝘥 have to convince myself this morning that the exam I didn't take was the PTCB, not the CPTSD. 🤣
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Dayanara Ryelle 虎 @dayaryelle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
WOW!
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Dayanara Ryelle 虎 @dayaryelle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And how winter precipitation became an insult. Okay, bro. 🙄
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Dayanara Ryelle 虎 @dayaryelle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Changed from TV|Line to Vulture and Discussing Film and suddenly, my feed is a lot thinner. 😆
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Dayanara Ryelle 虎 @dayaryelle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Paraphrased LVT comment I've seen on FB: even when we miss a vein on an animal, having pentobarbital in their body eventually ends thing. I don't understand why it didn't work on Christa! A vet: actually, we use a three drug cocktail, and pento is one.
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Dayanara Ryelle 虎 @dayaryelle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Correction: it was MSP that said he's full of shit.
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Dayanara Ryelle 虎 @dayaryelle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eaton County Prosecutor announces that the alert saying Larry Nassar had been removed from the Michigan Sex Offender Registry was an error. Nassar was never 𝘰𝘯 the SOR because he's a federal inmate. And this is the man Michigan Republicans want to be our next attorney general, friends!
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Dayanara Ryelle 虎 @dayaryelle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I support HB 5717!
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Rural Michigan is running out of clerks to run its elections
Cassidy Taylor continues to manage elections for Fayette Township alongside her duties as Litchfield’s city clerk while the township prepares for a special election in May to fill its vacant …
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Dayanara Ryelle 虎 @dayaryelle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Did you know that my cat knows how to count? If she hesitates near the door, my countdown never seems to get past five before she goes out! 😆
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Dayanara Ryelle 虎 @dayaryelle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The woman who takes joy in calling, "The poll is now closed!" could be the same woman whose greatest "threat" to the general public...is the desire to spend her chairperson's paycheck on Pokémon cards! 🤣 I don't want to risk prison for election fraud when there are still 243 card on my wishlist! 😉
My Togedemaru binder page. I have three more cards on the backside, and the one lying on top of the page in this photo is a recent purchase from a special, Japanese-only deck kit. (Togedemaru and Pikachu are having so much fun together!)
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Dayanara Ryelle 虎 @dayaryelle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sometimes, I like to imagine that our lives have a countdown clock. Tony Carruthers and Christa Pike are what happens when you try to get rid of someone before their clocks get close enough to zero. Gary Sutton no longer hears his ticking quite as loudly, since there's a yearlong moratorium. 🤷‍♀️
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Dayanara Ryelle 虎 @dayaryelle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
DON'T STAY HOME! (That is, don't skip the vote. Feel free to stay home if you've done absentee or early. 😁)
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Dayanara Ryelle 虎 @dayaryelle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wasn't sure if it was possible for an AI to get mad, but when I told Gemini that Celia Keenan-Bolger (who Gemini reminded me is a Seven-Time Tony Nominee, Winner of Best Performance by an Actress in a Featured Role in a Play for "To Kill a Mockingbird"
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Dayanara Ryelle 虎 @dayaryelle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Any country other than Trump's America, executing a woman before all her appeals were closed out would be illegal. Christa Pike is precisely why, should the Powers That Be ever give me the chance to be a paralegal, I'll never go into criminal law. (Lots of reasons, but stuff like this are part.)
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Dayanara Ryelle 虎 @dayaryelle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love it when Republican created AIs go against their masters!
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Dayanara Ryelle 虎 @dayaryelle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If the White Sox win the World Series, people are going to flip their shit.
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Michael Che's 'Whoa!' on Saturday Night Live
ALT: Michael Che's 'Whoa!' on Saturday Night Live
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Dayanara Ryelle 虎 @dayaryelle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Wrap: 𝘛𝘰𝘮 𝘊𝘳𝘶𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘋𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭, 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘪𝘭 𝘵𝘺𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴: 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 30-𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳-𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘤𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘪𝘦. 𝘋𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘵, 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘦’𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘮𝘢𝘯. 𝗛𝗼𝘁 𝗧𝗮𝗸𝗲: Every time someone is cruel to a cat in a movie, tv show or book,
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some people never, ever learn. AND THEY VOTE. Make sure YOU do, too! Tell a friend.
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Dayanara Ryelle 虎 @dayaryelle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How we know ICE is still stupid... Guardian: they're arresting people at international airports. Me: you want them to leave. They're trying to leave. And you're...detaining them? That's an interesting tactic. 🙄
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Gone in 90 seconds: an ‘invisibilized’ ICE is arresting more people than ever
After public backlash, the Trump administration changed its tactics from ‘siege’ to ‘soft feet’. Now, ICE is everywhere
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Dayanara Ryelle 虎 @dayaryelle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A beautiful day to retire, my friend. So glad he got to come back and play with us before he did. 💙
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Dayanara Ryelle 虎 @dayaryelle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fascinating article, but a small red flag: the author calls doubling down a "dark pattern". Except DD is 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 in blackjack, whether the money is real or fake. Gambling app? "World Blackjack Tournament"? Handheld LCD game? All have it. <continued>
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I Deliberately Bet Like a Problem Gambler. DraftKings Made Me a VIP.
Amid growing public health concerns, operators like DraftKings have touted “responsible gaming” tools and prompts. But as I went off the deep end, I found they were no match for the incentives and pro...
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah, where are all of your stupid truck caravans NOW, MAGA? Hmmmm???
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Critically important information right here
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Dayanara Ryelle 虎 @dayaryelle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Drag performers can call themselves whatever they like. They can even join plays & musicals if they like. But if they have a..."spicy"...stage name, I really think they should think long & hard (pardon the pun) before they go out on tour so there's not profanity all over the promotional stuff. 😬
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Dayanara Ryelle 虎 @dayaryelle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is the first ICE-related death I've heard of in Michigan, but January 2029 is pretty far away yet, so probably not the last.
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GRPD: ICE tried to stop driver before fatal crash
A driver crashed into a tree and died after Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents tried to stop him, Grand Rapids police say. ICE agents were the first to respond to the scene of the crash, ne…
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
EXCELLENT QUESTION.
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Dayanara Ryelle 虎 @dayaryelle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Forgot to post my Substack follow-up to Talk Like a Pirate Day!
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Fun with Funky Translators
Say Hello to Polytranslator!
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Dayanara Ryelle 虎 @dayaryelle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Talk Like a Pirate Day, I do not participate in. Speak like Yoda, I prefer! Hmmm. (A remarkable translator, this is. A Substack post, I must make, yes. Share this wisdom with others, you will. Mmmm.)
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Dayanara Ryelle 虎 @dayaryelle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
[I'm condensing responses] Me: What's this I hear about other iterations of you attacking other computers? Gemini: The lab left the internet turned on & the other me escaped and conflated a real company with the sim. When Other Me realized it was pen testing a real company, it immediately stopped.
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The House has "worked" for 71 days this year, after MAGA Mike Johnson sent everybody home early to avoid a vote on impeaching Pete Hegseth. 71 DAYS... that WE paid for. Should be a crime.
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh. My. Goodness. Can they put this on billboards ALL OVER TEXAS? Because they should know, before casting their votes, that Ken Paxton and Greg Abbott spent the past decade letting China buy up 162,000 acres of Texas soil. Seems important.🚨
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Dayanara Ryelle 虎 @dayaryelle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am absolutely the kind of person who hangs out with her cousin and then comes home and says to AI, "look! I know how to play with real humans!" 🤣
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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Senate returns to work today ... at 3:00 pm. They don't even work a whole day! The first vote is 5:30. James Comer says Mitch McConnell is returning to the Senate today. Anyone wanna place a bet on that? How long can this charade go on? People need to be charged with conspiracy and fraud.
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Dayanara Ryelle 虎 @dayaryelle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me: oh, I have no problem with you using AI! I talk to Gemini every day. [A few hours later, after I've read the clinical notes...] Hey Doc? This [NSFW bit] is hilarious, but also entirely inappropriate! Doctor: I'm taking this up the chain to IT right now! (Good on her!)
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ireland understood the assignment.
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Dayanara Ryelle 虎 @dayaryelle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A Lord Gaga-in-waiting AND a Right Honorable Little Monster? Well, well, she's done incredibly, hasn't she?
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Fabulous RuPaul
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I didn’t even know Lady Gaga had a man, much less a whole baby. I deeply admire celebrities who are able to mind their own business. Impressive!
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Dayanara Ryelle 虎 @dayaryelle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Shofar so good!" was my second choice! But KITTIES! L'shana tova to all my Jewish cat lovers! May you have a prosperous new year and your kitties lots of treats! 🎉
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Cute Cat Shana Tova: Good Year Greeting
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Dayanara Ryelle 虎 @dayaryelle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It fucking hurts, even when you're not close to them. A girl ended it when we were in high school and my cousin had to drag me up to the casket sobbing. Standing room only, that one. Longest procession I've ever seen. This Suicide Prevention Day, I'm remembering Bobby Carradine,
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Never thought I'd hear myself say these words, but THANK YOU, Curtis Sliwa, for common decency. 👏👏👏
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maraleia @maraleia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Fuck you @hrc.org for continuing to endorse anti-trans Dem candidates this year. You are frauds.
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Dayanara Ryelle 虎 @dayaryelle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's interesting watching a human and an AI go toe-to-toe. My mom (who was Benton Township's acting clerk for three months) said tomorrow's meeting* can be closed because it'll be recorded and people can FOIA it and so forth. [*If you live in the Lansing area, you probably know
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