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@daxmelbourne.bsky.social
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Old queer nb 🌏 Naarm (Melb) 🔺They/Them

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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Made it to my favourite Adelaide Brewery. 2.5 years since the last visit.
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I hate how this is a thing. Since realising I’m generally more angry and pissed off allll the time, the other things have come back too. Like, my gastric nightmare of perpetual reflex. I seem to just be a lot more acidic when I’m full of rage.
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Tyler @handlewithsomecare.com · 20/05/2026
Me AF
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Look. If you really love your shite AI videos of things merging into each other and just being ridiculous… how’s about you just get onboard with drugs instead. You’ll see the same shit but it’ll be more personal and you’ll be less douchy, not to mention environmental impacts. Go pop one. #fuckai
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I miss my pup hood so fucking much 😭 Buddy’s always with me, but I miss letting him out.
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Nope. Calling it. Can some burly leather fuck report here stat. That’s an order.
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Why hangover so much worse when 40.
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I really gotta find a new outlet.. the laird/smith st/community isn't beneficial to me now. all I do is come away feeling like a fucking oddball, weirdo, misfit, old, fat, loner. Which I am all of those things, I just don't want to be reminded - I want to feel pretty.
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
This fucking banger from Galantis music.apple.com/au/album/tea...
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Tears for Later by Don Diablo & Galantis on Apple Music
Song · 2021 · Duration 2:46
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
FnPig is such a good track. 💀🐭
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Fuck I miss the smell of jungle juice.
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I cannot put into words how much a thoroughly despise AI. AI could but it’d be bollocks. Fuck AI.
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Shit me. Bleach didn’t work. I’m half ginger!
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
It burns!!! Omg the gay midlife crisis literally burns. Why. Why do we go to THIS when we’re in a crisis.
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
This song embodies so much of the pain i feel right now. For relationships and friendships gone, but more the relationship with myself I guess. I’ve lost myself. music.apple.com/au/album/wha...
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What We Were by DJ Bill Bennett on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 7:09
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
bark.
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Think this would be a great spot for a pup to be…
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Just me n my fam on a grey autumn afternoon.
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Damn you’re cute. Yeah, YOU! The one reading this right now. Ya big cutie. Wruffs 😘
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I really need a fat dick slapped in my face.
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Have to say, my annual playlist this year is shaping up to be fucking amazing. And it’s only April!
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
$3 bargain mug
A mug shaped as the mid 3/4 of a Pokéball with a flat base and open top  and original red/white/black design sits on the coffee machine awaiting its first coffee.
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I think they need to seriously fucking read the room
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Been pretty eager to watch #Skyking. It was a lot more than I imagined it would be. It, I mean, I’m sure a lot of you have been through the loss of somebody by suicide, that you never suspected, that nobody suspected. I’m struggling to find words.. there’s a lot. Yeah.
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Tired. Done a spring clean in autumn, all the grouting, doors, frames etc. all the bits a hover and and a mop never see. Send cool air and tea. Or beer, if you insist. Oh and a hug? (Yeah, so, I got chunk again)
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Bill Rat @billbeagle.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Looks we love
A mannequin is dismantled ‘neath a sign reading “looks we love” near the entrance of a Macy’s
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Shit not again. NEED THUNDERBUDDY!!!!!! ⚡️🌩️⛈️
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I don’t get people who merely introduce their toast to Vegemite like they’re negotiating a fragile peace treaty. You pile that on like you’re rendering a wall, not making breakfast.
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Soft puppy, warm puppy, lumpy ball of fur
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
My top reddit post of all time, in 2020. Even more relevant now with dashers and delivery scooters on every narrow footpath.
Distracted boyfriend meme with the guy as “Cyclist”, girlfriend as “Cycle Path”, and Women in Red as “Footpath”
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Woah! We’re going to EAT PIZZA! (Which will have side effects, sorry) music.apple.com/au/album/wer...
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We're Going To Ibiza! (Unplugged) by Vengaboys on Apple Music
Song · 2019 · Duration 3:15
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
And on the way, HOME!! (Meaning 3 hours early than usual). I’d call that somewhat successful. Core message applied but yeah I’m in pain and disconnected. But - this is progress.
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Totally fallen in love with a new find, the rest of his tracks are great too. And good god he’s hot, and gay. music.apple.com/au/album/wha...
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What We Were by DJ Bill Bennett on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 7:09
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Charging core, shakedown cruise for ACSV Atlantis NXP-53814
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I just made a cup of tea so strong, you drink it by the slice.
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Uhoh. Need my THUNDERBUDDY!!!! ⚡️🌩️⛈️⚡️🌩️
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Maybe it’s time to let go of the Atlantis. She’s been gone for 18 months. Maybe this isn’t about bringing back what was, but letting go and building again, new. Maybe that’s what it was about all along.
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
God I’m truly in shitty reality right now. I love the “night life”. I love being in a bar. The music, the people, the energy and atmosphere. But, you know what? I’m 40. And according to the crowd, I’m now that old lecherous hang-on that doesn’t belong. And I get that. It’s over, isn’t it?
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
All hands, this is Dax. Take whatever power we have and let’s do this. Let’s so if we can uphold the core mission even without the Atlantis.
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Eurgh. Class 1 temporal event. External chronometers are 1 hour behind my internal chronometer. Although some devices like the microwave and oven seemed to be with me in the event as they’re also an hour behind. Check. Tell everyone. Cher with your friends.
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
If there’s any Robyn fans in Melbourne, UBQ have a Sexistential launch party tonight @ LCKR room
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
March 24, 2026, will now forever be known as “that day I didn’t have coffee”.
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
If anyone here looks like and embodies Grizzly Shawn, I’m open to marriage.
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Well, here we go again.
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Never grew a mullet 😞
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
You ever wake up and just decree that everyone is a cunt?
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
music.apple.com/au/album/ret... 20 odd years on and high, this song is beautiful and horrifying.
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Return To Oz by Scissor Sisters on Apple Music
Song · 2003 · Duration 4:38
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
🤫 Suck it.
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Dax @daxmelbourne.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I’m still alive fyi. I just don’t have anything worth sharing here. Hope you’re all good.
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