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David "The Dim" Riedel

@davidriedel.bsky.social
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"One of the meanest film critics in all of America." (Thanks, Binge Movies.) I co-created and co-host Spoilerpiece Theatre. spoilerpiece.libsyn.com

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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Fuck off.
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I got Genius!
How many words can you make with 7 letters?
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Wordle 1,738 3/6* 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 98/99 Luck 75/99 Check that skill, punk-ass.
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
F.U. Wordle 1,716 2/6* 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 99/99 Luck 93/99
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Seems there may have been a nuclear deal in place at one point to prevent precisely this kind of action. Who ended it again? #iran
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Went from 736 possible answers to one possible answer. Yowza! Wordle 1,701 3/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 92/99 Luck 55/99
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Wordle 1,671 3/6* 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 99/99 Luck 75/99
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Translation: "Why are you making us shoot you?"
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Wordle 1,662 4/6* Kinda proud of this one, actually. ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 95/99 Luck 41/99
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
@bingemovies.bsky.social Captain Blood coming to Criterion!
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
(Gregory Hines delivery): YEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Yes! And with good killin', too!
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
@bingemovies.bsky.social McCabe and Mrs. Miller is one of the all-time greats. Put it in the vault.
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
My one tweet (Sky? Butterfly?) about WAKE UP DEAD MAN is: I love the tip of the hat to Edward Packard.
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Sorry, I'm distracted by the fact that Mr. Burns is conducting this interview.
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Ninety-nine skill? Rare! Wordle 1,634 3/6* ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 99/99 Luck 70/99
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
But...but what comes next?!!
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
@bingemovies.bsky.social FINAL SEASON?!!
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Just heard, for the first time in years, "A Long December" by Counting Crows. Adam Duritz has the vocal quality of sticking a knife in a cat and then holding it up to a mic.
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Connections Puzzle #889 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Really loved the @bingemovies.bsky.social RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD Spooktacular! So overjoyed you dug PART 2 the most!
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Wow, I really need to get to Bluesky more often!
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Ninety-nine skill! WHO'S THE BUTTMUNCH NOW? Wordle 1,530 3/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 99/99 Luck 52/99
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Better send in the National Guard since they've been so successful at combating crime in D.C.
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Ah, yes. The old it's-okay-to-murder-children-because-they-get-to-meet-Jesus trope.
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Have you ever heard him in an interview? He's terrifically average.
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
These are the guys who did "It's Been Awhile"? Great. Now I know everything I need to know about them.
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I also know six. I thought it was seven, but nah. Six. I can't believe someone like Mr. Beast could influence anybody, but maybe that's why I'm not an influencer.
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
@reelrecon.bsky.social, @bingemovies.bsky.social It's true.
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Sounds like there was some pain in Hulk Hogan's demise. Good.
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
This is absolutely the wrong way to ask for donations.
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
A 98 in skill? Fuck you! Wordle 1,464 3/6* ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 98/99 Luck 74/99
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
On @spoilerpiece.bsky.social Friday, I tell @opinionessworld.bsky.social how much I hate 28 YEARS LATER. It's not just disappointing; it makes every wrong decision a sequel can make. Its two good choices - to be vastly different from the DAYS and WEEKS, and to cast Ralph Fiennes - add up to nothing.
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
At least Chris Penn is fun.
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Is this good? Vulture Cinematrix No. 441: Jun 10, 2025 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2611 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...
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Cinematrix No. 441: June 10, 2025
Can you name a Tom Hiddleston movie with a character name in the title?
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I am late to this, I know.
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Finally finished the second season of THE LAST OF US, and it is so, so bad.
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Christ, there are adults named Cody.
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
To all the companies who email me five minutes after I finish using their services, asking for a review. My review is this: Shit twice and die. That is all.
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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
lesbinewren:

we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can't write an email

lesbinewren: 

"ikr i only use it for-" whatever you use chatgpt for is also embarrassing. you do not need the plagiarism machine that lies and evaporates water for anything actually
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
"They're giving you the big break of a lifetime." Christ, Terry Moran has been a prominent fixture on ABC News for 25 years.
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Nineteen luck? SUCK IT. Wordle 1,408 5/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 90/99 Luck 19/99
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
A 99 skill and it still took four guesses. (Fuck.) Wordle 1,407 4/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 99/99 Luck 39/99
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I'm from Northern Indiana and you better believe we were all gathered in the cafeteria (the largest room in the school and could accommodate first through fifth grades), watching, when Challenger exploded, then returned to our classrooms with no discussion of what happened.
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Suck it, Wordle 1,401 3/6* 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 99/99 Luck 68/99
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Oh, FFS. Wordle 1,400 5/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 93/99 Luck 22/99
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Some days I ain't shit, but it worked out well this morning. Wordle 1,392 3/6* ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 97/99 Luck 76/99
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Enjoying the episode thus far, but NO LOST HIGHWAY?!!
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
My double chin should have gotten billing.
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
So I ordered something from a store and went to pick it up. The clerk who helped me ended our interaction with, "Enjoy the rest of your day." That's how you say it, you dumb motherfuckers. It's not, "Have a good rest of your day." Fuck me.
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
This post makes my heart happy, and nothing makes my heart happy.
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