David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Fuck off.nytimes.comI got Genius!How many words can you make with 7 letters? 010
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Wordle 1,738 3/6* 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 98/99 Luck 75/99 Check that skill, punk-ass. 010
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 01/03/2026F.U. Wordle 1,716 2/6* 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 99/99 Luck 93/99 000
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Seems there may have been a nuclear deal in place at one point to prevent precisely this kind of action. Who ended it again? #iran 000
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Went from 736 possible answers to one possible answer. Yowza! Wordle 1,701 3/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 92/99 Luck 55/99 000
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Wordle 1,671 3/6* 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 99/99 Luck 75/99 000
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Wordle 1,662 4/6* Kinda proud of this one, actually. ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 95/99 Luck 41/99 000
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 12/12/2025@bingemovies.bsky.social Captain Blood coming to Criterion! 100
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 10/12/2025@bingemovies.bsky.social McCabe and Mrs. Miller is one of the all-time greats. Put it in the vault. 110
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 10/12/2025My one tweet (Sky? Butterfly?) about WAKE UP DEAD MAN is: I love the tip of the hat to Edward Packard. 000
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Ninety-nine skill? Rare! Wordle 1,634 3/6* ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 99/99 Luck 70/99 000
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 26/11/2025@bingemovies.bsky.social FINAL SEASON?!! 100
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Just heard, for the first time in years, "A Long December" by Counting Crows. Adam Duritz has the vocal quality of sticking a knife in a cat and then holding it up to a mic. 000
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Connections Puzzle #889 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 000
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Really loved the @bingemovies.bsky.social RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD Spooktacular! So overjoyed you dug PART 2 the most! 110
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Ninety-nine skill! WHO'S THE BUTTMUNCH NOW? Wordle 1,530 3/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 99/99 Luck 52/99 010
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Better send in the National Guard since they've been so successful at combating crime in D.C. 000
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Ah, yes. The old it's-okay-to-murder-children-because-they-get-to-meet-Jesus trope. 010
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 07/08/2025@reelrecon.bsky.social, @bingemovies.bsky.social It's true. 020
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Sounds like there was some pain in Hulk Hogan's demise. Good. 000
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 09/07/2025This is absolutely the wrong way to ask for donations. 010
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 22/06/2025A 98 in skill? Fuck you! Wordle 1,464 3/6* ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 98/99 Luck 74/99 000
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 19/06/2025On @spoilerpiece.bsky.social Friday, I tell @opinionessworld.bsky.social how much I hate 28 YEARS LATER. It's not just disappointing; it makes every wrong decision a sequel can make. Its two good choices - to be vastly different from the DAYS and WEEKS, and to cast Ralph Fiennes - add up to nothing. 021
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Is this good? Vulture Cinematrix No. 441: Jun 10, 2025 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2611 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...vulture.comCinematrix No. 441: June 10, 2025Can you name a Tom Hiddleston movie with a character name in the title? 010
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Finally finished the second season of THE LAST OF US, and it is so, so bad. 100
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 23/05/2025To all the companies who email me five minutes after I finish using their services, asking for a review. My review is this: Shit twice and die. That is all. 000
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David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Nineteen luck? SUCK IT. Wordle 1,408 5/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 90/99 Luck 19/99 000
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 26/04/2025A 99 skill and it still took four guesses. (Fuck.) Wordle 1,407 4/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 99/99 Luck 39/99 000
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Suck it, Wordle 1,401 3/6* 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 99/99 Luck 68/99 000
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Oh, FFS. Wordle 1,400 5/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 93/99 Luck 22/99 000
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Some days I ain't shit, but it worked out well this morning. Wordle 1,392 3/6* ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 97/99 Luck 76/99 010
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 05/04/2025My double chin should have gotten billing. 022
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 04/04/2025So I ordered something from a store and went to pick it up. The clerk who helped me ended our interaction with, "Enjoy the rest of your day." That's how you say it, you dumb motherfuckers. It's not, "Have a good rest of your day." Fuck me. 000
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 04/04/2025This post makes my heart happy, and nothing makes my heart happy. 032
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Fuck you, Wordle. Ninety-one luck, my ass. 1,357 2/6* 🟩🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 97/99 Luck 91/99 020
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 05/03/2025srsly, every company: stop asking me to review your shit. 000
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Just in case anyone needs a movie catalog in 1987. 000
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Hint: Second word in the title of an early Crowded House song. Wordle 1,341 2/6* 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 72/99 Luck 90/99 021
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Wordle today is not "BARFY" in case anyone is wondering. 010
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 07/02/2025@bingemovies.bsky.social It's called DOG MAN, and it's better than it has any right to be. 010
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Wordle 1,327 3/6* ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 91/99 Luck 61/99 020
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 04/02/2025And while I'm posting dumb shit online, thanks for the (spoiler) two repeated letters, asshats. Wordle 1,326 4/6* ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 97/99 Luck 48/99 120
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Saw a guy backing his cybertruck into a parking space yesterday. Someone help me invent a word meaning "world's biggest cunt." 010
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 20/01/2025So does everything get worse right at 12:01 P.M., or is there a grace period? 000
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Wordle 1,268 3/6* From 722 words to two! (Get bent, Wordle.) ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 96/99 Luck 59/99 010
David "The Dim" Riedel @davidriedel.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Holy shit! My first guess left one word in the Wordle dictionary. Wordle 1,254 2/6* 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 99/99 Luck 99/99 110