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NotMyCircus @davidpickernell.bsky.social · 3h
I think Super Human intelligent Technology should be suggested to ILL DOUCHĒ, just to see how far the senility has penetrated
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NotMyCircus @davidpickernell.bsky.social · 5h
Although, because of a sponsorship deal it's now called Adidas Kapital
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Welsh Bollocks @welshbollocks.bsky.social · 6h
Aberystwyth? Ffaberystwyth more like on a sunny Autumn day. You can see the sun shining off the National Library...
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NotMyCircus @davidpickernell.bsky.social · 6h
Use him to line nuclear reactors. There is clearly nothing more dense than Hillbilly Cockwomble
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NotMyCircus @davidpickernell.bsky.social · 14h
Well, reform and their supporters are experts on Quislings...
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NotMyCircus @davidpickernell.bsky.social · 15h
Although not if he was told to change it to the name of the longest river in Africa, because he's in De-Nile...
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Doctor Prepares at Lenox Hill Hospital
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Welsh Bollocks @welshbollocks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Police have demanded that Pont Abraham Services turn off the prices on display for Petrol and Diesel as it's distracting drivers who cannot believe their eyes, leading to a string of crashes.
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NotMyCircus @davidpickernell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well my wife tells me I have the taste of a billionaire...
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Barney Rubble Flintstones
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NotMyCircus @davidpickernell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Very Mad Men
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Mad Men: I Don't Think About You At All
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NotMyCircus @davidpickernell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've heard it will also have an ICE detention centre attached and will be called Donald Duckau
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
From the new Private Eye
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NotMyCircus @davidpickernell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
and it caused a commotion?
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NotMyCircus @davidpickernell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Onward
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Welsh Bollocks @welshbollocks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am a little collier and gweithio underground The rhaff will never torri when I go up and down It's bara when I'm hungry And cwrw when I'm dry It's gwely when I'm tired And nefoedd when I die #nationalpoetryday
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NotMyCircus @davidpickernell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Monty Python Holy Grail
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NotMyCircus @davidpickernell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Number 2 lady I think you'll find...
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NotMyCircus @davidpickernell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And the wankers of the week are...the C@£&servatives
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NotMyCircus @davidpickernell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes, the US military is now sponsored by KFC...Just like their boney mcbonespurs of a president
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NotMyCircus @davidpickernell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Spinal Tap of Presidents...his popularity is becoming more selective
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NotMyCircus @davidpickernell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And at the end of the week, the ritual sacrifice of Freshers to Quetzalcoatl
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NotMyCircus @davidpickernell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So is the state going to now be know as I Owe A...shit load of money?
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NotMyCircus @davidpickernell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Schmitt's creek, surely
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NotMyCircus @davidpickernell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This should never have been an issue. The fact it still is reflects very poorly on Labour MPs in Westminster, eh @torstenbell.bsky.social?
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Will Hayward - Wales Journo @willhaycardiff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Give Wales what Scotland has" My latest Guardian column. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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The demands of Welsh devolution are simple: just give us what Scotland has | Will Hayward
Andy Burnham is a Westminster leader whom Welsh nationalists could finally work with - but only if he stands up to the devo-sceptics in UK Labour, says Guardian columnist Will Hayward
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Plaid Cymru @plaidcymru.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Plaid Cymru demands a New Deal for Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 The powers and resources to improve lives across our nation, including policing and justice, rail infrastructure, the Crown Estate, fair funding and greater financial flexibility. Wales has waited long enough. It’s time for Westminster to listen. ✊
The Plaid Cymru First Minister delivering his speech at Conference, split into three parts. "Today, I have written to the Prime Minister with a formal ask - A New Deal for Wales.", "A New Deal to secure powers for a purpose.", "Not as an end in themselves but as a means of growing our economy and improving outcomes for everyone."
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NotMyCircus @davidpickernell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The US military, now sponsored by this guy..
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Colonel Sanders Dancing with KFC Bucket
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NotMyCircus @davidpickernell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well I always thought you'd have preferred Queen's Bicycle race...
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AW Sylwester @aw-sylwester.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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NotMyCircus @davidpickernell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And hope they die laughing?
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NotMyCircus @davidpickernell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And the UK have already fucked themselves...royally...with a bendy banana supposedly banned by the EU...
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NotMyCircus @davidpickernell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Better to eat a lettuce than have the IQ of one...
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NotMyCircus @davidpickernell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The fact you haven't suggested Badenomics reflects very poorly on you...😂
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NotMyCircus @davidpickernell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You don't need to. Just asked AI to...ooh...ah...as you were...
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NotMyCircus @davidpickernell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She was reenacting the Sound of Music...the drunk version...
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NotMyCircus @davidpickernell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It was disproportionate... Disproportionately light
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Welsh Bollocks @welshbollocks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fflint Council has commissioned a new statue of Owain Glyndŵr. Standing over 50 feet high next to the expressway, it will flick the V's at motorists as they head towards Chester... 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿👍
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Welsh Bollocks @welshbollocks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The "Trimsaran" was a very popular haircut during the summer of 1989. The Trimsaran craze swept across the country, reaching Pontyberem in the North, Pum Heol in the East and as far as Cydweli in the West.
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NotMyCircus @davidpickernell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You will have more luck if you go walking in...you guessed it...the Beak District...
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 02/10/2026
"Trump is threatening major economic damage and political unrest on the UK and Europe, purely in the hope of some short-term political advantage to himself… "Bullying, cajoling and otherwise screwing over long-term allies and trading partners is perhaps the defining characteristic of Trump 2.0."
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Trump is making your life harder – and putting the UK in danger
The US President is threatening major economic damage on the UK and Europe – in the hope of short-term political gain back home
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NotMyCircus @davidpickernell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
West Point...now known as What's the Point?...
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NotMyCircus @davidpickernell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There go the house prices...
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NotMyCircus @davidpickernell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'd just like to say that Man City are not, in any way, appealing...
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NotMyCircus @davidpickernell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Call the copse...
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Adam is my friend, so I'm biased. But he's a darned sight better than the rest of them. Which presumably is why Badenoch fears him. Which is presumably why he's banned.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Only Reform will take £5 million bribes, accept illegal foreign donations, let convicted fraudsters bankroll them, buy houses in their girlfriend's name to avoid tax, help crypto billionaires get richer and do fuck all for ordinary people. 😊
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NotMyCircus @davidpickernell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That needs to be amended to "three most common...and repeatable"
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NotMyCircus @davidpickernell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Little known fact. When law students become barristers they are legally bound on their first day of work to keep a sheep in their office...to call them...to the baaah!
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NotMyCircus @davidpickernell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm here all week...try the fish...
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NotMyCircus @davidpickernell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He's just seen his water bill...
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Doctor Prepares at Lenox Hill Hospital
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NotMyCircus @davidpickernell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How can you be this thick...oh, as you were..
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