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David Petroff @davidpetroff.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I would not even think twice about ditching the Packers game.

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David Petroff @davidpetroff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Makes sense that an administration full of criminals would oppose a court created to prosecute criminals.

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David Petroff @davidpetroff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The scene in the dining car on the train is all-time classic.

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David Petroff @davidpetroff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Were they referred to police and subject to charges, investigation, arrest, and trial? Then yes, the consequences were minimal.

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David Petroff @davidpetroff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

@jrradcliffe.bsky.social I don’t know what a Colton Gordon is but so far I approve.

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David Petroff @davidpetroff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

@jrradcliffe.bsky.social I have yet to see an MLB team challenge a first baseman for pulling their foot off the bag a moment too early, but Pete Alonso is REALLY close.

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David Petroff @davidpetroff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Is half of Sharon Stone on the other bus stop across the street?

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David Petroff @davidpetroff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

@jrradcliffe.bsky.social Is it crazy to suggest that our #3 starter in the playoffs might be Chad Patrick?

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David Petroff @davidpetroff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

NCAAsupport@geniussports.com But wait until Sunday or Monday and all other changes are done. No need to do it Saturday or it will just overwritten.

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David Petroff @davidpetroff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Referee was way more patient than he needed to be.

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David Petroff @davidpetroff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

@jrradcliffe.bsky.social Could we have another 4-3 game, and the unprecedented (maybe) occurrence of three consecutive @milwaukeebrewers.bsky.social games with the same score?

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David Petroff @davidpetroff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

@jrradcliffe.bsky.social Cubs catcher never misses on an ABS challenge. Never.

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David Petroff @davidpetroff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Why would he start following orders now?

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David Petroff @davidpetroff.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Prince Fielder’s inside the park HR at Miller Park.

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David Petroff @davidpetroff.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

In the most favorable reading, maybe he's thinking of a saline drip? From a large plastic bag? Or he's just dumb.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

i think the party of sick freaks who want to inspect kid's private parts should be branded as such

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David Petroff @davidpetroff.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I think you want him so the other guy can’t have him. If nothing else.

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David Petroff @davidpetroff.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

That's a reduction of like 600%, right?

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David Petroff @davidpetroff.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

If I expose them to many different sports, they’ll find one they love and compete in it. Nope.

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David Petroff @davidpetroff.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Essentially the punter orca is teeing up the sunfish like a football so the placekicker orca can blast it apart.

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David Petroff @davidpetroff.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I need to check the stats and figure out if we are actually bad at it or it just seems like we are bad at it.

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David Petroff @davidpetroff.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

He'll withdraw the lawsuit rather than turn over financials. TACO.

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David Petroff @davidpetroff.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Hand-picked toadies guaranteed to toss softballs.

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David Petroff @davidpetroff.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

No one has ever explained what this sentence means.

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David Petroff @davidpetroff.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Declaring this match DEFCONCACAF 3.

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David Petroff @davidpetroff.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

The semifinal is about to get all CONCACAFfy

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David Petroff @davidpetroff.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

They should just scrap this rule. They aren't fragile. Let them hit.

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David Petroff @davidpetroff.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Do you thing we can get every game in this series to be 4-3? @jrradcliffe.bsky.social

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David Petroff @davidpetroff.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

We also love Prague, Salzburg, Vienna, Berlin, Nuremberg. Can’t go wrong with just about anything in Italy.

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David Petroff @davidpetroff.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Costa Rica was amazing. Had a vacation rental with a pool. Visited two National Parks, a boat trip to an island, and lots of beach time. Ireland is great. We spent most of our time on the west coast by the cliffs of Moher and down through the Ring of Kerry.

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David Petroff @davidpetroff.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

This is a brilliant joke with a very small, appreciative audience.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

The frantic rush to ban trans women from playing sports has never been motivated by a genuine interest in women’s sports or improving anybody’s lives. The fact that it’s clearly going to hurt cis women in addition to trans women is an added bonus for the people who have pushed for it

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David Petroff @davidpetroff.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

So much great strategy in all sports can be boiled down to “How about we just give it to that guy?”

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

This country was one person's vote away this morning from putting any birthright citizen in danger of being deported tomorrow. We are so much closer to the abyss than we think. Man oh man.

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David Petroff @davidpetroff.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Or you have to win a volleyball set by 2.

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