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David KC

@davidmuttering.bsky.social
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Mixing up a spot of bewigged law with some quality lounging, #pvfc, awkward puns and tireless pedantry.

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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 11h
"I love lamp"
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 16h
Carl's blue tick working wonders there
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 23h
His fluff game is strong
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My cat, Michael, is absurdly pretty
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ходим кругом, Карманы полны цветов, Апчхи! Апчхи! И все мы падаем is Google Translate's offering for Ring-a-Ring o'Roses in Russian, just in case
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Although maybe the swearing an oath bit needs more to the end.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Norris McWhirter?
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Someone has installed a new graphics card in the Common and it's not rendering properly
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Birthday for next October 2nd, btw. You're exactly a year younger than my cat.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No. She just likes chewing. We've left her with the envelope.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Clarinart
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's magnificent. I have just finished Revolutionary Spring which is incredibly impressive but rather more hard going
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
- Kim Philby - Vidkund Quisling - Benedict Arnold - Aldrich Ames - Brutus - Guy Fawkes - Don Revie
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Michael appreciated the birthday card we got her.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is it inspired by the lyrics of Imagine?
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Finally reached the level of Duolingo where I can just shout 'scorchio' at my phone
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cosplay
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I used to live near Tean. This is *very* Tean
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bless.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And here she is at 364 days
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
After that, NO MORE JOBS
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Michael coughs at your tense
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
She may disagree pro tem
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today is the last day of Michael being 0. Tomorrow is her first birthday. I've been looking back at photos from mid-December, when we first met her. She was quite small.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Your rug has teeth
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm guessing that their 'irrefutable body of evidence' was on holiday when the hearing happened and they couldn't get an adjournment.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That was a biggie not to stick in a redacted appendix. They wanted that out there.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As part of their punishment, Manchester City's budget is to be reduced each year in line with either inflation, wage increases, or 2.5% – whichever is the highest.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I keep expecting to read that they under-declared their goals conceded and over-declared their goals scored.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Surely you'd have to call it ATV in the Midlands and Tyne Tees up north
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shamchester City? Can that be a thing?
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Must be disappointing not to have made it to a billion. What if we give the figures in euros?
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A modern Dick the Butcher: “The first thing we do is, let's redact all the lawyers.”
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"But our next project is to replace the Cabinet" TERRORISTS
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A later walk today, rewarded by this Great Spotted Woodpecker
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A spot of calming woodland for anyone who might benefit. Now with free nuthatch sounds.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good morning from a very pouncey feline
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Mickey Mouse Disney
ALT: Mickey Mouse Disney
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He magically turned your T into a W
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Shhhhh
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good morning from a very pouncey feline
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Probably doing what the Fromans do.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He's the kernel bogeyman
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Use of the swivel chair in all future negotiations..."
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's OFYUM
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
Hoorah! It's the Autumn Equinox. The end of summer. It's called "equinox" as it is equal parts horse and cow.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think you mean 'a-screaming, nonny nonny'
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's like providing analysis of that octopus who used to predict World Cup results.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's like his worldview is predicated upon Mr. Men books. Super by name, so super by nature.
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David KC @davidmuttering.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We get closer and closer to Crowded House's predicted diurnal apocalypse
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