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Is anybody going to mention the fact that this lumbering canker sore personified did not return the salute as spilled out of the chopper? If this was Harris or HRC, conservatives would be clutching their pearls!

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David Mazzie @davidmazzie.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Ah, Kentucky Derby Day. The most exciting three minutes since my honeymoon.

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David Mazzie @davidmazzie.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Let us not forget, the former one term Congressman (and former classmate of mine) was a HUGE Trumper and avid Obama basher. And if you know him, you know he is an opportunist who will say and do anything to stay in the spotlight.

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David Mazzie @davidmazzie.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

"Operation Midnight Hammer" is also what Kegseth calls his nighttime meetings.

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David Mazzie @davidmazzie.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Watching girls softball is awesome!

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David Mazzie @davidmazzie.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Damnit... I banged my elbow on the door as I was carrying laundry into the bedroom. This is why I need a gold plated, secured ballroom. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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David Mazzie @davidmazzie.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't a lot of "American" words derived from European origins?

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David Mazzie @davidmazzie.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

I am old enough to remember when our government thought monopolies were bad for Americans.

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Spooky Amy 🦇 @amythehobbitplays.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Repost if your account is a safe space for the trans community. 🏳️‍⚧️ Always has been, always will be. Don’t like that? Fuck you. You’re not welcome in my safe space.

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David Mazzie @davidmazzie.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

I'm gonna start calling this mook "Donny Two Weeks."

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David Mazzie @davidmazzie.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

This tracks pretty well, considering Mr. Art of the Deal bankrupted the casinos and an entire football league.

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David Mazzie @davidmazzie.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

@bluthrunthru.bsky.social - Thank you so much for adding me to your latest starter pack! ✌️ & 💙

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David Mazzie @davidmazzie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Hard to hear Mike Johnson with his head jammed so far up Lord Dampnut's ass.

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David Mazzie @davidmazzie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

You have absolutely no room to lecture us about credibility, sugartits.

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David Mazzie @davidmazzie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Rick Scott is a chode. He looks like a is a cult leader.

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David Mazzie @davidmazzie.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

She's right... it ends with a Jewish carpenter being put to death for speaking out against the ruling theocracy.

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David Mazzie @davidmazzie.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Campaign signs finally came in.

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David Mazzie @davidmazzie.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

@bluthrunthru.bsky.social Thank you for adding me to the "Spring Break Starter Pack." ✌️&💙

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David Mazzie @davidmazzie.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Nice network you have dere... it would be a shame if sumtin was to happen to it, right, Luigi?

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David Mazzie @davidmazzie.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Is Lord Dampnut aware that in both World Wars, the US entered the war after allied nations were starting to turn the Germans back?

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David Mazzie @davidmazzie.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

It should be noted to Lord Dampnut that passengers and crew of the S.S. Minnow set out on an "excursion" as well. They thought they'd be back in three hours. Turns out, it lasted 15 years.

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David Mazzie @davidmazzie.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Man... when you've pissed off Switzerland...

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David Mazzie @davidmazzie.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

He "LOVES" Kentucky because he they're okay with having sex with young girls, especially kinfolk. Allegedly NOTE: this is sarcasm.

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David Mazzie @davidmazzie.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Music and love are universal languages.

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David Mazzie @davidmazzie.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Remember when Lord Dampnut stood there and told us that people were coming up to his and saying, "Sir, we cannot handle all this winning. This is too much winning, we're not used to it." I guess he's finally agreeing with them.

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David Mazzie @davidmazzie.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Well, I suppose since Lord Dampnut has ended SO many wars, it would make sense that he would start a couple of new ones to balance things out. Will Congress have the collective balls to do something about this? Not fucking likely.

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David Mazzie @davidmazzie.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Sending positive vibes to those getting hammered by the weather out east.

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David Mazzie @davidmazzie.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

I have decided I will no longer attend anymore "No Kings" rallies. Santos hasn't paid me for the last two.

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David Mazzie @davidmazzie.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Based on an increased need to distract from the Epstein files and my failed policies...

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David Mazzie @davidmazzie.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Many of us KNEW that it was a line of bullshit. We tried yo tell you... TWICE! You just chose to follow along because it would further your own ambitions, you sloth toed meatbag.

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David Mazzie @davidmazzie.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

"Charity" must be a stripper. Allegedy.

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David Mazzie @davidmazzie.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Awwww... poor ICE. They're such sensitive little flowers.

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David Mazzie @davidmazzie.bsky.social · 15/01/2026