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Not just blue, Bluey

@davidkleeman.bsky.social

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Follow for deep blue political snark, with puns as often as possible. An occasional side of children and media (my profession). Views my own.

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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 1h

Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 3h

Can states invite international observers?

Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 3h

That's a lot. Or, actually, a Lot's wife.

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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 22h

If states control elections, can individual states invite international observers?

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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

And packaging that will make US passports much easier to steal in transit! #ETTD

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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Happy first Monday in October to all except the six Supine Court justices.

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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Wishing them a future of many happy conjugal visits.

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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Wishing them a future of many happy conjugal visits.

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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Binky Bonky Bunk

Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’m confused. Is that a fattie, a weirdo, a beardo or a wimp?

Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I suspect she’s more bonky than binky.

Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"Fattie, Beardo, Weirdo" is the new "Fuck, Marry, Kill"

Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Binky? Bonky.

Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Start prepping the state charges, in that case.

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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If only Nixon had had his own unfiltered and unvetted social network. Crook Social? And Bezos owning the WaPo would also have helped.

Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"Fatty, Beardo, Weirdo" is the new "Fuck, Marry, Kill"

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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"Fatty, Beardo, Weirdo" is the new "Fuck, Marry, Kill"

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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I said it would only take a day to toilet train the baby. The rest of the time was just to make sure it stays that way.

Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Thanks to Kidscreen for reaching out to get my thoughts on Ynon Kreiz stepping in as CEO of Paramount/WBD. (Para at the Disco? Ynon-ymous Content? Kreiz and Whispers?) kidscreen.com/2026/10/01/y...

Ynon Kreiz is co-CEO of Paramount/WBD. Is that good news for the kids biz?

The mega-merger has been approved and Kreiz is set to run the company alongside David Ellison. Kids media experts say there are some big pros to having a kids vet in the top seat.

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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Let's see Elon do PT - push ups, pull ups, and mostly shut ups.

Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Things you know must be AI, because you know that Schmitt for Brains would never...

Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Throw heat. Melt ICE.

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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Coyote Schmitt vs Klob-runner

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Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote Cartoon

ALT: Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote Cartoon

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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

So they built a support truss?

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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Schmitt for brains.

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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

🎭

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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Schmitt for Brains tries again?

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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Full of Schmitt? Doesn’t know Schmitt from Shinola? Schmitt for brains? Bull-Schmitt artist?

Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

And his electile dysfunction

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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Surely this is a violation of some state laws, since the Blanche Dubois DOJ won’t do anything about it.

Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"I've been trying to decide if it should be 'Natalie Trump' or 'Mrs Donald Trump' or 'Natalie Trump-Harp'." Which do you like best?

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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Someone has to inflate the pigskin.

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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Plausible news: to celebrate the president’s visit to the Texas-Tennessee game, ICE just raided the Taco Bell Mas Student Section.

Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

ABC does a story about how Twatsky's presence at the Tennessee-Texas game screws up team communication. Immediately, the announcer audio goes all staticky. ETTD.

Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Just change him at his seat, Natalie.

Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"Do you have a microwave? Before we start the interview, I'd like to heat up this leftover fish."

Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"Sure, dumbfuck...whatever you like. Now, about Taiwan."

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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

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Marcia Says 'Sure, Jan.'

ALT: Marcia Says 'Sure, Jan.'

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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

But Xi flattered the buffoon by saying "Super Intelligence" sounded good to him. I wonder if Xi et. al. laugh at him, or worry that someone so stupid and facile could do awful things.

Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"Do you have a microwave? Before we start the interview, I'd like to heat up this leftover fish."

Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Well, I guess Trump won’t be the only boob in the room…

Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Not. So. Fast. Reporters barred from pre-state dinner ceremony. Stinks of Stephen Cheung fuckery. Time to pig-march him into court.

Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I won't be happy until I see Stephen Cheung pig-marched into court and/or jail.

Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"XI bangs"

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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"Your wife called out for Chinese, and I delivered."

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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Xi bangs

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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

And then his train set, and his LEGO collection, and his favorite stuffie...

Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Natalie is in the trunk, again.