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Not just blue, Bluey

@davidkleeman.bsky.social
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Follow for deep blue political snark, with puns as often as possible. An occasional side of children and media (my profession). Views my own.

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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 4m
Schmitt for Brains tries again?
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Plausible news: to celebrate the president’s visit to the Texas-Tennessee game, ICE just raided the Taco Bell Mas Student Section.
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ABC does a story about how Twatsky's presence at the Tennessee-Texas game screws up team communication. Immediately, the announcer audio goes all staticky. ETTD.
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How hard did the White House have to work to come up with an all white construction crew in Washington, DC?
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If a tree (President) falls in a forest (bloviates), and there's no one around to hear it (no TV), does it make a sound (lie)?
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Chuck Grassley is about two McConnells from a Fenstein.
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
At this point, Newcastle's best chance for a goal is to have the Leeds defence feed back to Trafford. #lufc #halftime
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I like my food duty free and my kids doody free.
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Trump renames Lake Ontario as "Lake America," kids will learn a new acronym for the Great Lakes - not HOMES, but SHAME.
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Another key piece of the Dolly Parton legacy - millions of children reading. RIP.
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty. AI: What great insight you have! A cup can simultaneously be half full and half empty. Did you know that the cup was invented by Samuel Cup, in 1997?
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Nothing to see here...now enjoy your "hamburger."
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Not that I've missed him, but where have they been hiding Trash Patel the last few weeks? Disturbingly quiet.
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Nothing more.
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Nothing more.
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If we're out of missiles, drop Cybertrucks on them.
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Free wisdom ⬇️
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
John Barron Dullard Airport
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Comedians at the White House Correspondents Dinner used to speak truth to power. Oz Pearlman correctly guessed how much money was in Tom Homan’s CAVA bag.
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Hollywood loves sequels, reboots and crossovers. I give you: The Moanyssey.
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Perusing transfer list. Ok, @mancity.com, now you're just making stuff up: Oliver Whatmuff (Loan Out)
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
@meninblazers.bsky.social Continuing to think about Erling Haaland's "trophy." 🦝 Does a taxidermied raccoon need to be checked, or is it carrion?
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I don't think we can count on Tom Tillis to have grown a pair when it comes to voting in Blanche DuBleah.
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Lindsey Graham has been dead for three days, and he's still more coherent than Chuck Grassley.
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
@joycewhitevance.bsky.social How can Blanche refer in his hearing to the slush fund/IRS as a "settlement," when (per Forbes): "The judge said the parties in the case are barred from referring to the 'settlement agreement' or trying to use its provisions in any official proceedings."
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
@durbin.senate.gov Hey, Senator - in response to your questioning, Blanche just referred to the "settlement" that exempted Trump and his crime family from tax oversight. Didn't the judge in Florida prohibit the use of that term, having ruled that it was a sham case?
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Slash. No slash.
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
And as he watched Lindsey Graham board the “down” escalator, John McCain waved from behind the pearly gates and said, “I tried.”
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham before (?) Mitch McConnell. Now that is gonna fuck up the prediction markets.
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Belgium's Prime Minister offering Trump a box of Belgian chocolates at the NATO summit.
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Are you washed in the blood of the scam?
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Dozens sickened in raw milk chugging contest at The Great American State Fair MAHA Day.
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
While I'm glad he's getting the help he needs, and agree with those who call out his privilege, I'd add that his silence further stigmatizes mental health issues - suggesting they must be hushed up until one is treated and ready to return.
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Substantial progress in Switzerland: Iran and JD Vance reach agreement that Trump is an a**hole.
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I believe that we will win! #USMNT #WC26 #USAAUS Waffles is intrigued by the "CATAR" sign.
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Having a ball. Glad you're not here.
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
A few thoughts on the UK's proposed social media ban for under-16s.
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Close the Playground or Fix the Equipment?
I broke my leg on the first day of second grade. The culprit? A kid-powered steel merry-go-round built over concrete, on my school playground.
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Trump - the blockade was more effective than the bombing. IOW, our war strategy sucked.
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Dum-Dum Don just summarized the un-freezing of Iranian assets, in a surprisingly coherent way, by noting that it's their money and no one would invest in the dollar if we didn't give it back. Would someone like to tell him about that transfer under the JCPOA that he rails over?
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
@aliciamenendez.bsky.social Why do you and MS-NOW continue to platform these insane rants. Summarize after if he says anything...ANYTHING...truthful and important.
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
DC's Union Station this morning. No, you sycophantic dickwhistles, it’s the first day after a dementia-ridden, rotting inside and out, egomaniacal 80-year-old’s birthday party, complete with clowns. July 4 is traditionally the country’s birthday.
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Tonight’s Mitch McConnell- Chuck Grassley MMA match has been unavoidably postponed.
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Happy Worldwide Day of Play!
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Trump, Junior, Eric and Barron are 'fitted up in colors for the Knicks game.
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Hegseth D-Day: “Sadly, today, different European beaches are stormed by different dangerous ideologies.” Wait, were the Allied troops representing a “dangerous ideology”?
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Let's hear it for bots! Nancy Mace posted on FB about blowing two tires only shortly after buying them. I commented that "she probably blew them swerving to run over trans people." Nancy's bot offered me a bumper sticker. 😂🫠
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
New York! If Twatsky comes to the Knicks, the proper response is dead silence, saying "you're not worth expending our breath."
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Not just blue, Bluey @davidkleeman.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Bloatus reminds us that the first person buried in Arlington Cemetery was a Union Soldier (outside Robert E. Lee's former home, confiscated by the Union). If he gets his compensatory erection, the revered view of that mansion and the white headstones around it will be obscured.
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