David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 6hCapital Grille! Literally, the Olive Garden of fine dining. 000
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 9hAre there any Democrats who have enough historical knowledge to understand that the way Harry Truman became Vice President was by raising his profile in the senate investigating corruption and war profiteering? 000
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Born in 1980. This duchebag knoweth not what the fuck he is talking about. 001
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Another scam artist gaining power. Strapped a phone screen to a pair of ski goggles and conned Zukerberg into believing it was the future of computing. 021
Reposted by David HelmsSherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t. 38491522862
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What's that old saying in politics? If you're vilifying pregnant moms, you're losing. 060
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sadly, this has been a terrible year for pawpaws. Very little fruit this year. 010
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Breaks the no-denim-with-denim rule. You are only allowed one denim article of clothing per outfit, lest you enter the dreaded Canadian-tuxedo zone. 110
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"...the boom's next phase" is sure an interesting way to say bust. 11014
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Legacy automakers are caught in a margin trap that requires continuing to build bigger and faster to justify a $95K price tag. Meanwhile, practical sub-$10K vehicles are coming to eat their lunch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9pu...youtube.comOliniaYouTube video by IPNoficial 000
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If it isn't on Yacht Rock Essentials on Apple Music, then I haven't heard it. I am therefore the undisputed King of Cultural Cache 👑 000
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 26/09/2026At this point, should the NYTimes have Bret Stephen’s on some sort of performance improvement plan? 000
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Musk is a conman the likes we have never before seen. "Which suggests that the real genius of SpaceX had nothing to do with aerodynamics or rocket telemetry but narrative rotation, as each new iteration of the company’s goals was financed by believers in the last." 000
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It looks like someone just held down the ctrl-V button in MS-Paint 111
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Why can't people just be nice and normal. I hate these people. 010
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 20/09/2026How about Don’t come on my program and lie to me and my audience. 010
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Maybe, but clearly the point of this is to declare the arch a national security necessity and therefore not subject to any oversight rules 080
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Imagine if Obama had demanded to have his Supreme Court nomination confirmed. 020
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The entire cancel culture propaganda effort was this same bullshit. 010
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Current market value of 1.5 mg of 24K gold is 21 cents 000
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Early in-person voting is the most powerful thing you can do to stop MAGA from stealing this election. Early voting in Virginia starts at 9AM on Friday and I will be there when the doors open. Will you show up and fight these assholes with me? 010
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Huh, I thought they said had all the oil we needed and whatever else happened in the world, we were going to be sitting pretty. 000
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 01/09/2026You know, this strategy didn't work out so well for King George III, either. 010
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 01/09/2026God I hate these people and their smug little superiority stories they tell about themselves. 051
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Affect on price at the pump? $0 Affect on the money in Trump’s pocket? $$$$$$ 030
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Oh OK, cool cool. No toilet paper. No soap. This is gonna work out great! 000
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Oooh, aw dey disappointed? Daddy Trump make a saad? Aw dey gawna make boo hoos? 000
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 14/08/2026static.klipy.comPatrick Stewart's Iconic Star Trek FacepalmALT: Patrick Stewart's Iconic Star Trek Facepalm 000
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 09/08/2026…and also that feeling when my soul fully escaped my body. 000
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 07/08/2026When the “Moderates” have lost Fallows… …who knows what could happen? 030
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 06/08/2026So let me get this straight.. - Eliminating the American Stazi - Providing government services to tax payers - Eliminating an inefficient and ineffective health car financing scheme These are things that we are supposed to object to? 080
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I have a strict policy of doing the opposite of whatever Van Jones says. 050
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Preparing for war? They don't sound all that moderate. 230
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Walking around Brooklyn Heights yesterday (from DC) , itstruck how Parisian it is, in terms of people out enjoying shared public spaces 020
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 30/07/2026and the upside-down thinking by retail shop owners is stupefying. You need PEOPLE in front of your stores, not CARS. 080
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 26/07/2026This motherfucker emigrates to my country and starts calling me a traitor? 080
Reposted by David HelmsJustin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 24/07/2026SNAP penalizes states for paying the wrong amount. But they don't penalize states for wrongly denying an eligible family. Once you understand this, it's easier to see why the program has shrunk faster than expected. newsletter.platypuseconomics.com/p/… 11841324
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Fighting for working people, the middle class and small businesses sounds great. Democrats should try it someday. 2252
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I love this headline. As if we aren't already paying taxes for cost-inefficient, sub-par care. 000
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 20/07/2026What happens to successful people who demand that their opinions be heard but can't handle the response? 010
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 18/07/2026It has been one of the most incredible changes, in a disturbing way, that I have witnessed in my lifetime. 010
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Suddenly all these AI kingpins have all this excess compute that they need to dump? 000
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 17/07/2026 In a heartbeat. Just random paws on a keyboard. Put me on a plane! 110
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Let’s think about this story a little bit. They got Lot drunk once and they both got pregnant by him? How many times did this have to happen to get them both pregnant? Have you tried to make a baby? Did Lot never pick up on what was happening after the 20 or 30th time this happened? 010
David Helms @davidhelms.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Here’s one Lot and his daughters fled the destruction of Sodom and lived in a cave. Believing their family line would end, the daughters got Lot drunk and became pregnant by him. Their sons became the ancestors of the Moabites and Ammonites. 120
