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David Harlan

@davidharlan.bsky.social
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Actor, writer, director, gamer, critter companion. I am not a lawyer, but I played a doctor on TV. Yankee Doodle Dandy making smartass remarks FOR JUSTICE! Check your local listings for times.

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Marie 🇨🇦 @pawbaby2.bsky.social · 4h
The man behind the fake James Talarico mental hospital smear has a history of praising Nazi-era movements and posting vile racist and antisemitic garbage. A Ken Paxton campaign staffer helped spread the lie. Is this how Republicans plan to win Texas? Absolutely disgraceful! #USDemocracy
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David Harlan @davidharlan.bsky.social · 3h
goddammit, meme
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 8h
Every conversation I’ve had with my MAGA relatives for the last ten years distilled into three sentences.
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David Harlan @davidharlan.bsky.social · 3h
karmedy
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 8h
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 4h
Duran: This is the planned site of the Triumphal arch. What triumph is there in continuing to position our military against their own people? He said he wants snipers on there. Who are they meant to be looking at through their scopes?
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Jennifer Liao @averagejenn.bsky.social · 23h
All you Libby users borrowing digital books and audiobooks through your library cards, you can set your preferences to human authors and artists ONLY. Click the middle button at the bottom, then "Content Controls" under Settings. You'll find "AI Contributions" there. Click in to it to make changes.
Libby menu interface showing Content Controls: AI Contributions with the Hunan authors only and Human narrators only options selected.
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Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 3h
🚨🚨🚨 Meta just took down the No Kings instagram page with 3000 events happening around the country today
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Valerie Bertinelli @wolfiesmom.bsky.social · 22h
The interesting thing about Elon‘s rocket car is that he’s a war criminal 
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David Harlan @davidharlan.bsky.social · 17h
About half of two was good, then descended into parody and Freddyesque catchphrases. The first was so tight and mysterious. The hell they showed in the second was nothing like the horror we each imagined on our own. I mean, what in the hell of Halloween party decoration is this supposed to be
Julia and Channard walk through the halls of hell, lined with papier mache branches lit in garish green and orange (Hellraiser 2)
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David Harlan @davidharlan.bsky.social · 18h
I've had about all I'm gonna take from you *smek*
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David Harlan @davidharlan.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
atoms and molecules
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David Harlan @davidharlan.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
afraid they'll lose the racist-on-the-fence vote 😒
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Pistol Shrimp Games - Demo OUT NOW! @pistolshrimpgames.com · 16/10/2026
Times are tough and Hayes has gotta keep the lights on somehow.
The starbase image from Free Stars: The Ur-Quan Masters with a stupid photoshop of a Spirit Halloween banner hanging off of it.
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David Harlan @davidharlan.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
It occurs to me that gravity is nowhere near that forgiving
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David Harlan @davidharlan.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
or not at all KGB discouragement tactics work both ways
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David Harlan @davidharlan.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
our best chance is that they're so discouraged that they won't show up at the polls at all.
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David Harlan @davidharlan.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I was okay with the racism and the sexism and the child rape but THE POOR FARMERS
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
AI shouldn't be able to fire you, fire a weapon, or deny you healthcare.
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David Harlan @davidharlan.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
double your pleasure, double your fun
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David Harlan @davidharlan.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Have we forgotten the lessons of 1982?
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David Harlan @davidharlan.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I was okay with the racism and the sexism and the child rape but THE POOR TRUCKERS
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David Harlan @davidharlan.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
My buddy burned me a DVD copy of his laserdisc so I could have one where Greedo shoots first.
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 16/10/2026
Come to think of it, since the original version of Star Wars (1977) is coming back to theaters in 2027: In 1995, I bought this Laserdisc box set because they said it was the last time we could see the OG Star Wars trilogy. ... I've never had a Laserdisc player 😂
Star Wars trilogy Laserdisc box setStar Wars trilogy Laserdisc box setStar Wars trilogy Laserdisc box set with some cool mattepainting reproductions.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Jewish MP Gerald Kaufmann in Parliament in 2009. "My Grandmother was ill in bed when the Nazis came to her town, a German soldier shot her dead." "My Grandmother did not die to provide cover for Israel to murder Palestinian Grandmothers in Gaza."
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Sherry w/ a whY @justiceforall.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
The most abused species on 🌎🐔 We dismiss ‘lower beings’ as though our understanding of them is all that matters, as though their lives are any less precious to the individuals living them. They want ♥️ & security like we all do, that should be reason enough to avoid harming them whenever possible ⚖️Ⓥ
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
The buck stops on whatever mook catches my knife in his back.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I love this.
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Mohave County Indivisible @mohaveindv.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 12 1945
P1- FRITZI HEARS A SQUEEK COMING FROM THE KITCHEN 
P2- FRITZI CATCHES NANCY GETTING COOKIES FROM A CABINET IN THE KITCHEN 
FRITZI: IN THE COOKIE CLOSET AGAIN--GO STAND IN THE CORNER FOR AN HOUR
P3- NANCY IS STANDING IN THE CORNER 
FRITZI: I DON'T WANT THAT EVER TO HAPPEN AGAIN
NANCY: IT WON’T
P4- LATER WE SEE NANCY OILING THE HINGES ON THE KITCHEN CABINETS
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 23,1949
P1 - NANCY SEES SLUGGO DOWNTOWN AND NOTICES THAT HE LOOKS DIFFERENT FOR SOME REASON 
INSTEAD OF THE USUAL WELL DRAWN IMAGES, NANCY AND SLUGGO APPEAR TO BE ONLY SKETCHED OUT
NANCY: YOU LOOK VERY FUNNY TODAY 
SLUGGO:SO DO YOU 
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NANCY: I WONDER WHAT'S WRONG
P3- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE STANDING OUTSIDE OF ERNIE BUSHMILLER’S OFFICE 
SLUGGO: HE BUSTED HIS EYEGLASSES TODAY
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller January 22,1974
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE IN THE CLASSROOM WITH SEVERAL OTHER KIDS, THE TEACHER ASKS SLUGGO A MATH QUESTION 

TEACHER: SLUGGO, IF YOU HAD FIVE CANDY BARS AND I ASKED YOU FOR TWO, HOW MANY WOULD YOU HAVE LEFT?

SLUGGO ANSWERES WITH A GRIN : FIVE
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
WELL, IT’S WOIMSDAY AGAIN
WOIMSDAY 
NANCY MEETS SLUGGO DOWNTOWN 

HE HAS JUST GOT PAID AT THE BAIT SHOP WHERE HE WORKS 

NANCY IS TRULY SURPRISED ABOUT HIS PAY

SLUGGO:THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS

SLUGGO IS HOLDING A TIN CAN FILLED WITH WOIMS (WORMS
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David Harlan @davidharlan.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Poltergeist?
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David Harlan @davidharlan.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
two posts down, TWO POSTS DOWN
the next two posts
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David Harlan @davidharlan.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
always darkest before the dawn
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David Harlan @davidharlan.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Not this Congress 🙄
creepy Mike Johnson
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David Harlan @davidharlan.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
He leaves out the part where Congress is under the control of a plague of obsequious toadies
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Brandy @3dogz.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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Dr. Alexandria Brangwin 🇦🇺 @alexbrangwin.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
#Hellraiser #Cenobite #Puzzlebox www.deviantart.com/alexandriabr...
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Take It by alexandriabrangwin on DeviantArt
Take It — artwork by alexandriabrangwin on DeviantArt. I have such wonderful things to show you! More on my Discord https://discord.gg/VNbr2QJrSR · Published: 2026-10-15 · Likes: 0 · Views: 40 · Tags...
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
y'all... 🤭😭
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LANana #🟦 Punk Bitch @lanana421.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I have actual tears of joy. Pure joy! 🥹💞
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David Harlan @davidharlan.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Don't take this wrong, but you are completely full of shit, and part of the problem. Good bye
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David Harlan @davidharlan.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Or the crypto that went down with those data centers as well
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David Harlan @davidharlan.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Great, now you can get locked in your Tesla and burn to death IN MIDAIR
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David Harlan @davidharlan.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Does the presence of dementia eliminate the possibility of four-inch lifts? Attribute the lean to whatever you want, but the lifts have been witnessed time and again, and testified to by people who know. That doesn't mean his brain isn't fried. Both can be true, and one of them definitely is.
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David Harlan @davidharlan.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Yes, I know. I've been at this for ten years now. and that picture is over seven years old, as well
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David Harlan @davidharlan.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
they've been ignoring the "well-regulated" part long as I can remember
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David Harlan @davidharlan.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Four-inch lifts will do that too. His heels aren't even in his shoes
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David Harlan @davidharlan.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
using racism to cover for dementia was quite the feint
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