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David Cornelius

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writer. filmmaker. TV guy. professional weirdo. responsible for Inhumanwich and other disasters. he/him. in stereo where available.

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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 19h
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A ★★★★ review of Destroy All Neighbors (2024)
The right balance of gross and funny. Jonah Ray is terrific, but the real prize here is obviously Alex Winter under 80 pounds of makeup as Vlad the titular neighbor. He nails it. [Viewed for Dave of t...
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 21h
#DaveOfTheDead no 29.
Destroy All Neighbors
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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A ★★★★ review of The Monolith Monsters (1957)
One of the most ridiculous premises ever put to film: space rocks that will turn you to stone and also they grow to colossal size if they get wet and squish you when they topple over. I mean, what? Bu...
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#DaveOfTheDead no 28.
The Monolith Monsters
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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A ★★★½ review of Psycho III (1986)
Takes some big swings - it's not every movie that opens with someone screaming "There is no God!!!!!" - and lands quite a few of them. It's got a terrific sense of pitch black humor. Bonus points for ...
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#DaveOfTheDead no 27.
Psycho 3
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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A ★★★★ review of 78/52 (2017)
Smart analysis of not just the famous scene (although the shot-by-shot examination is the highlight) but of Psycho as a whole. Great commentary from a murderers' row of experts. (Although no, French a...
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#DaveOfTheDead no 26.
78 / 52
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#DaveOfTheDead TV no 1. Tales from the Crypt: "The Man Who Was Death"
The Man Who Was Death
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Oscar Goff @theoscargoff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Every year I’ll find a new 80-minute, 30-track CD comp titled something like “Sock Hop in the Graveyard,” at least 50% of which will be stuff I’ve never heard before. There’s always another song about skeletons and gorillas having a party, and I think that’s beautiful.
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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A ★★½ review of Dementia 13 (1963)
Theatrical cut. Coppola's breakout feature is all gloom, no doom. Unnecessarily convoluted family drama punctuated by William Castle-level shocks. Great opening scene, the rest is all downhill. [Viewe...
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I kinda want to be offended by this poster.
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#DaveOfTheDead no 25.
Dementia 13
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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A ★★½ review of The Ghost and the Guest (1943)
What an utterly strange movie, best summed up by the hero spending most of it in a pajama set that includes a necktie. Despite the title, there's no real Hold That Ghost confusion; the characters only...
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#DaveOfTheDead no 24.
The Ghost and the Guest
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
News of the death of Eva Marie Saint (RIP legend) sent me down a rabbit hole of BGSU theater lore, finally arriving at this recap of the exploits of Alice, the Eva Marie Saint Theater ghost. You always leave a seat empty, people.
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Ghost stories haunt theaters
Chills shake your body. A quick temperature change suddenly surrounds you. You feel as if someone is watching you. These possibly could be signs that the supernatural are among us. Our own University ...
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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A ★½ review of Zombie High (1987)
If it weren't for the title and the use of the word "academy" where "university" would go, I would've sworn this was a college movie, what with the twentysomething actors and the dorms and the electiv...
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#DaveOfTheDead no 23.
Zombie High
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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A ★★ review of Night Monster (1942)
It's a Universal Picture, but it plays like a Poverty Row cheapie. (The Ford Beebe touch?) The whole thing's a dud and a snoozer. There's a running side bit with Leif Erickson as a lecherous chauffeur...
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#DaveOfTheDead no 22.
Night Monster
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tristate friends: today is the last day to register to vote in Ohio, Indiana, and Kentucky. Double check your registration. Make sure you're still on the rolls. Accept no shenanigans.
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have not seen the movie (nor do I want to) but this is magical.
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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A ★★★★ review of Dark Night of the Scarecrow (1981)
Oh, for the days of the made for TV movie, where they'd go all in on a (standards and practices-friendly) slasher flick. This one manages to frighten with a bare minimum of blood and a whole lot of cr...
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#DaveOfTheDead no 21.
Dark Night of the Scarecrow
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The dinosaur in the opening credits to Land of the Lost.
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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A ★★★½ review of One Body Too Many (1944)
"Don't be scared." "But I am scared. Aren't you?" "Who, me? I've been scared since 8:30." A nifty little spin on old dark house/reading of the will pictures, with Jack Haley showing off his comedy cho...
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#DaveOfTheDead no 20.
One Body Too Many
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Although I eventually got to the end of Banjo Kazooie, so there's that.
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm from the generation where video games never ended. You just went up another level as everything went faster. Play until you lose, that's the game. This has to explain something about Gen X, I just don't know what.
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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A ★★★★½ review of Dead of Night (1945)
Farmhouse wraparound: Engaging on its own terms even before it spirals into mad brilliance. It's that mad brilliance that turns the entire picture into something truly special. "The Hearse Driver": A ...
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
vivek’s a republican, shouldn’t he be better at grabbing kids
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#DaveOfTheDead no 19.
Dead of Night
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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A ★★★ review of The Haunted Palace (1963)
I'm fascinated by Chaney's makeup job, which borders on Trumpian at times, the neckline clearly visible and the color the sort of thing that doesn't exist in nature. Corman's toe-dip into Lovecraft is...
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh that was genius
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Which scene?
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#DaveOfTheDead no 18.
The Haunted Palace
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jealous!
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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A ★½ review of Transylvania 6-5000 (1985)
It's a shame the comedy team of Begley and Goldblum didn't get the chance to do something good; they're great comic actors who together have fun chemistry. But the material they're given... I'll cop t...
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#DaveOfTheDead no 17.
Transylvania 6-5000
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Who says you can't train a cat?" From Grumpy Old Men, said whenever one of our cats does something terrible.
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Find yourself someone who loves you the way classic monster movies love killing their creatures with plain old sodium
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"Sodium"
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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A ★★ review of The Day of the Triffids (1963)
Boy, this sure is one hell of a mess, isn't it. The pasted-in-after-the-fact B story is a dud, while the actually-based-on-the-book-well-sort-of A plot offers a few creepy moments, all involving human...
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#DaveOfTheDead no 16.
The Day of the Triffids 1963
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Tricks+Treats playlist is back for another year. 22 hours of Halloween goodies and growing. What songs should I add this year?
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an October mix.
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A ★★★½ review of The Cave (2005)
A ripping monster mash that frankly could've been set anywhere; they don't do much with darkness or claustrophobia, and the cavern setting is more a plot device labyrinth than a force of nature to con...
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just saw my first Christmas commercial of the year. In September. What are we doing.
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Physically exhausted and mentally having an anxiety attack, this should be an interesting experience
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#DaveOfTheDead no 15.
The Cave
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David Cornelius @davidcornelius.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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A ★★½ review of The Angry Red Planet (1959)
Either Melchior had a thing for gingers or he thought he was being clever by making all the women in the movie redheads. Cute. The "Cinemagic" process is a great way to hide cheap sets and effects wor...
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