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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 23h

The Cubs lost because the broadcast camera angle was weird #thecubslostbecausethebroadcastcameraanglewasweird

David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Top 10 TV show thing is an impossible exercise in a way the already-silly movie list wasn't. How do you rank a show with an incredible peak but a bunch of relatively mediocre seasons (e.g. Curb/Always Sunny) vs. a tightly executed but shorter 1-3 season run? The New York Times asks too much of us

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Newest Skyrizi jingle remix is a total dud. Doing a disservice to a classic

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

A full year of "Adam Silver isn't going to do anything he's ruined this league" leading up to a legit nuke is a beautiful saga. Really makes the inexplicable length of the Kawhi saga worth it

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Lanterns headfaking the boring "hardass military dad" stuff for John Stewart before revealing his family was actually super normal and just decided to raise one kid psycho style because some alien said it might pay off one day is a much more entertaining direction than I thought this show had in it

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Canada Dry Cherry Fruit Splash Zero Sugar Ginger Ale. Instant inner circle Hall of Fame soda. The food scientists absolutely freaked it with this one

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Worried people on the train are going to see me listening to Violet and think I only know about it because of the Slayyyter cover. Which is why I'm proactively explaining to everyone that I actually know about it because a wrestler used it as his entrance music a few years ago

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

You should be able to set an age range for seeing people's posts online like you can for dating apps. I cannot keep sharing the internet with children and people incapable of not arguing with children

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Watching the Charli XCX Outside Lands set and she said "Here's a classic" before playing Apple. Sickening to see history be rewritten right in front of you

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Got kicked off Twitter after repeatedly trying to get viral prompt tweets off the ground for sitcoms nobody cares about or ever liked. No one had any clips to post in response to "Yes Dear in its prime always had me DYING 💀" and it was just bumming people out

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

There should be a threshold of celebrity brand endorsement that causes that person to forfeit all their non-commercial career earnings. John Cena you are a movie star why are you the spokesman for Nature's Own bread

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

When the air quality drops from Hazardous to Unhealthy

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Looking for someone to do a Phantom Thread thing with me using the diarrhea produce

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Just showed a Knicks fan at Summer League in an Eastern Conference Champions t-shirt. Admire the commitment to get your money's worth out of a purchase that had a two-week window of relevancy

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Kicked out of the Charli XCX listening party for asking if they could put on the Wizards/Jazz summer league game as a picture-in-picture thing

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I gotta stop letting the internet influence my brain. Why am I thinking "Maybe I'll go see the new Minions movie, seems like people like it." I am a childless 36 year old man. I have never seen a Minions movie

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

LeBron James has informed the Lakers that he intends to finish his career playing next to Josh Giddey and Isaac Okoro on the Chicago Bulls

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Ladies please...there’s enough of me to go around

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Ant/LaMelo duo nickname is "The Disgusting Brothers"

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Ok, I know he's saved literally every file he's ever opened or created to his local computer, but I have a feeling THIS time he's going to want to put that bad boy on OneDrive

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

We're just supposed to believe that they don't have the technology to mix the goop at the bottom of the Chobani into the yogurt. They're laughing at us

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Now the basketball world shifts its attention to an even bigger stage: The Chicago Bulls head coaching search

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

"We're happy because James Dolan is happy", 8 million New Yorkers all agree

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

It would be interesting to see a famous person on TV during a sporting event

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Stanley Cup Finals and the NHL is playing motion graphic ads for a software company and Enterprise Rent-A-Car on the boards. Sickening

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

My Weekend as a 28-Year-Old in the Stadium District of Hammond, Indiana

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Every single key Spurs possession I'm saying to myself "Why don't they give the ball to Dylan Harper?" He's my special comfort player

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Still haven't really figured out how to dispense the correct amount of shaving cream

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Bands need to be willing to accept the harsh reality that they're an Elderly Audience Act and factor that into their concert scheduling. Can't be doing a big anniversary show for an album that came out 30 years ago and start it at 9 p.m. on a weekday

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Court in Cavs-Knicks is absolutely disgusting. Five ads on one side of halfcourt, including two digitally superimposed ads, one of which is straight up a different color background than the actual floor. The cranks of the world must rise up and make sports leagues stop doing this

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Decided to start Widow's Bay and somehow accidentally downloaded S01E04 instead of the actual pilot. Watched for 30 minutes and never once occurred to me anything was off. Kind of heartbreaking to go back and learn Patricia isn't actually the main character

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Deuce McBride, Trey McBride...what's next, Quad McBride

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Sam Merrill got Mike Breen to do a "BANG!" pump fake. First ever "B-"

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Spurs gave De'Aaron Fox $55 million a year because they felt guilty about how easy it would be to build a team around this young core and wanted to make things fairer for the rest of the league

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Scrolling through the Thunder team store website getting madder and madder that I can't find any "Mr. Chaos" merch for Alex Caruso

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

J.B. Bickerstaff contender for "Easiest NBA Coach to Picture as a Mii"

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Jarrett Allen playoffs redemption...beautiful

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

If you make a post on any platform where you type "ass" as "ahh", you should be legally required to have a video where you're speaking it out loud pinned to your profile

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Saw a clip of Bill Simmons reacting to the Anthony Bennett pick and realized I'd heard that same outburst somewhere else

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Advertising firms: It's time to do some serious self-reflection about whether your commercial characters are really built to be a long-term recurring TV presence

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

The dictionary on this free Spelling Bee knockoff sucks

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Sexism is crazy...what do you mean that not a single horse girl has become a Kentucky Derby-winning trainer before today

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Really big fan of the Peacock AI-generated stat highlights on the homepage for NBA games. Trying to entice people to hit play midway through the first quarter by saying some shit like "Rudy Gobert is leading the way with 3 rebounds"

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Chicago Bulls Make The NBA Takes

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Everyone is laughing and gossiping while two families possibly come apart thanks to an affair being dissected in the public eye, but not enough people are saying: Thank you Mike and Dianna, for being brave enough to have that affair and give us this gift

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David Conway @davidconway.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

"Is Jalen Brunson's offense good enough to make up for his defense" - the greatest thread in the history of basketball forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

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