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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

BBC Sport is circling the drain of inanity. Everton away is tough, but on what planet do home games against United and Spurs constitute a difficult run of fixtures?

After facing Everton tomorrow, Chelsea host London rivals Tottenham and Manchester United in a difficult run of fixtures.

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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Good to see it’s being made by people with imagination 😒

"JK Rowling" (the working title of the documentary)

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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Some of these are immutable; others are not. The last spot, for example, could easily have been Millionaires or Like A Prayer. #My9Albums

MY 9 ALBUMS
The sound that made David Lewis (subject to change)

Technique
The Holy Bible
Dog Man Star
Little Earthquakes
The Rising
Hats
Guru’s Jazzmatazz vol 1
Invincible Summer
Giant Steps

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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I respect our British culture. DO YOU?

Ron and Ann Hayward, along with their Virgin Media bill for disputed adult movies which obviously neither of them ever watched, particularly Ron (RIP)

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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Was going to read it but then I saw this:

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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Also, Google threw up this vile horror and now I want to burn their wretched bullshit edifice of techno fascism to their ground

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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Classic FM has gone a bit bawdy recently

Aled Jones on Classic FM saying: We’re giving you

Aled Jones on Classic FM saying: double entries

Aled Jones on Classic FM saying: with a huge

Aled Jones on Classic FM pulling a peculiar expression

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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Has love torn you apart? Speak to our

Side of a van advertising a company’s ’Joinery Division’

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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The RNLI are national heroes: the pride of Britain. Fuck any wheezingly impotent Nazi scumbag who says differently. The Masked Micrococks haven’t even got the nerve to show their faces in a gaggle of no-custody divorcee cockrings, let alone do something remotely courageous for the country.

RNLI Statement:

The RNLI is a charity that exists to save lives at sea.
But recent events have generated deliberate misinformation and a misunderstanding about our purpose and our Lifesaving work in the Channel.
As a result, some of our volunteers and staff have been the subject of online and, in some cases, physical abuse.
This is unacceptable.
The RNLI's people represent the very best of society. For over two hundred years they have dedicated themselves to rescuing people they've never met before, without judgment, fear or favour.
We are tasked by HM Coastguard to help those in distress, and we'll do so whenever, wherever and whoever they are.
We launched 9,058 times in 2025.
Only 109 of those launches were to those in distress in the Channel
- 1.2% of our total rescue work. Anyone rescued from a small boat by the RNLI is then taken into the care of the relevant UK authorities.
To those who stand with the RNLI, thank you. For more than two hundred years, we've saved lives at sea around the UK and Ireland, and that commitment remains unchanged.

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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Initially read today’s preeminent headline as this and thought, yep, he has that kind of aura

Sinkhole appears next to actor Nicholas Cage

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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Foolishly, I agreed to take a five-minute survey on the subject of a recent delivery

Screengrab of website survey:

Q: Please could you explian [sic] why you have been dissapointed [sic] with the courier on this occasion

A: A decent outfit would at least have spellchecked its website.

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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Nigel Farage’s denials are basically this:

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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The Lighthouse (2019, dir. Robert Eggers)

Two action men looking vaguely nautical, in black and white

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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Someone had to do it … (sound on)

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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

‘You’re just a shit Tom Petty’ being sung at Austin MacPhee by the Fulham fans = respect #FULCHE

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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

wtf is going on with old orange head here

Picture of Jeff Bezos on BBC News but for some mad reason the colour balance has been turned up so much he’s as orange as an oompah-loompah

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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

is it ‘the fact that they’re fucking idiots’?

NEWS
Health
= Menu
What's driving men to get penis fillers, despite the risks?

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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Spot the one thing that renders the mayor’s statement completely hollow.

Mayor of London Sir Sadiq Khan said Arday was subjected to unrelenting media scrutiny.
He said he had faced "an unacceptable public hounding and campaign of abuse" and was the victim of "a pernicious public shaming".
"His death was a tragedy, but once again it should be a wake up call for all of us," he posted on X.

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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

‘After ejaculating, Keshav’s “energy levels [were] a little bit down, but focus was a little bit up,” he says.’

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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

‘No serious injuries or fatalities,’ thank goodness. Must have been moving very slowly.

Derailed train carriages lying on their side next to the railway line

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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Couldn’t decide if this was a Pynchon name or an Amis name …

Kevan @kevanm.bsky.social • 7d
DITTO BEDWETTING

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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I may be a middle-aged man, but even after all these years, I still feel a sense of childlike joy and wonder when I see the TARDIS from Doctor Who in real life.

A portaloo with a brick wall and a ladder behind it

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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

why do racists always look like they stink of stale piss

Rupert Lowe, a human toilet about to overflow with sewage

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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

BBC’s poll is not so much overwhelmingly against him as ‘holy motherfuck the malign slapheaded sport-destroyer seven ways back to the hell that spawned him’

BBC Poll:

Should Infantino remain Fifa president?
Yes
2%
No
98%

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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

First of all, that’s two questions, you fucking moron. Secondly, yes, I already get through every workday without these demented death-powered billionaire’s lunch tickets perfectly well. Would I miss them? Mate, the only reason I’d even notice they were gone is cunts like you whining about it.

Some raving bellend on Threads:

kavishj611 5h
* All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?

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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

We’re going to win the league with our youth team, Miggs. Never fear. Hansen has (metaphorically) spoken.

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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

every conversation on Threads:

trantumdean:
So please post your proof McConnell has past away.I'm waiting

vincejpaone:
Passed

nurse_falisha_:
Show us your proof he is alive ?

mburgess1961:
*middle finger emoji*

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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Fascinated by this – not so much that people are buying it as real but that it was first done with a different ‘woman’ (presume AI generated?) but the same fake zoo shirt logo

DUDE
™M
HUMOR
REPORTE
WILDLIFE ADVENTURES ZOO
WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER POSING AS A ZOO TOUR GUIDE - LED 18 GUESTS AROUND FOR AN HOUR MAKING UP FACTS ABOUT THE OTTERS

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