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Clay Smith

@davidclaysmith.com
1.1K followers 513 following 724 posts

- He/Him - Mainly Laravel @ Eventhub GmbH. - Built @Akita. - Helping my wife with www.instagram.com/letsfurl - Father to three wonderful sons, husband to a wonderful wife - Live in the Azores.

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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 29/09/2026
How your email finds me...
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 15/09/2026
Dr. Evil 'and we call it the space laser'
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 12/08/2026
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 12/08/2026
No eclipse glasses on Faial so... a solar eclipse on the back of a camera obscura cereala boxa.
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 11/08/2026
It would be cool if they had blown up AF1 but... ...no, he was just the first president to ever hide in a catering truck.
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 06/08/2026
If you read this post for more than four hours please consult a medical professional.
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 02/08/2026
I recently built one just like it!
Workbench
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 27/07/2026
Hmmm. Maybe if you make less than $100K your vote would be worth 4/5th?
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 09/07/2026
Separated at birth.
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 06/07/2026
Amazing photo in the Guardian.
Lightenting/Washington Monument/"Freedom 250".
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 06/07/2026
Claude Fable usage approaching 98%.Switch in the Matrix saying "Not Like This" as she is disconnected from the Matrix and killed.
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 15/06/2026
Trump admin DUI hires. (I didn't make that up, but I love it).
Kash and Heg
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 15/06/2026
three headed monster meme with heading 'my multi-agent review team' and Codes, Claude, Gemini as the three monsters.
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 11/06/2026
This is stupid but not totally stupid. There is a deductible of a few thousand. But I think a base cost of living should be fully deductible (Maslow's "physiological needs")...
Tax tweet.
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 10/06/2026
I just created a X.com account for a test. All I did was follow Paul Krugman b/c I had to pick somebody. It is unbelievable what the initial feed shows.
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 29/05/2026
Shiiiiiiiit. Buckaroo Banzai and the Hong Kong Cavaliers just pulled out of Trump's Great American State Fair.
Buckaroo Banzai and the Hong Kong Cavaliers
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 17/05/2026
An AI generated cover of the book "The Godfather" by Mario Puzo with "& Grogu" added to the title.
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 30/04/2026
Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now - Napalm in the Morning
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 16/04/2026
Stansted Customs Officials
Stanstead immigration and customs.
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 13/04/2026
Can we have a do-over?
Bernie 2016 bumpersticker.
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 07/04/2026
I didn't make it up but it would have been amazing if, when Artemis II came back online after 40+ minutes of disrupted video, everyone in Mission Control was wearing rubber money masks.
Rubber Monkey Mask
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 27/03/2026
Boys, it's time to start making the hard choices.
Trolley Problem
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 12/03/2026
Fun but apparently rural Cook County (Chicago) is pretty rural looking.
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 06/03/2026
Not one bit of good news 'above the fold'.
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 06/03/2026
I briefly had the Apple Motorola phone...
Motorola E1 Rokr
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 27/02/2026
The time has come to steal one of Kristi Noem’s luxury jets
Homelander in The Boys show in an Airplane.
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 11/02/2026
I thought it was this guy!
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 11/02/2026
Went to reserve a domain name... and I already owned it!
Success Kid Meme
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 08/02/2026
Post your favourite Lord Of The Rings character. Wrong answers only.
Screenshot from movie Willow.
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 03/02/2026
I'm down with this.
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 21/01/2026
I hearby call the first meeting of the "Board of Peace" to order!
The Legion of Doom from the Super Friends.
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 10/12/2025
The 'split view' in Chrome is cool.
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 02/11/2025
My house next. We are renovating and have *most* furniture in the room that shall not be entered.
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 30/10/2025
Which one of them is an American citizen?
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 30/10/2025
RIP Chaco Taco (1943 - 2022)
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 15/10/2025
I mean, they are pretty forthcoming...
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 08/10/2025
@briancasel.com **Ahem**
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 07/10/2025
Doesn't *everything* exist in the *expanding* space sector?
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 04/10/2025
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 24/09/2025
Gonna be a windy Friday here in the Azores!
Hurricane Gabrielle tracks towards the Azores.
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 24/09/2025
Having to go on Twitter to work on social sign in at work... It can't be a coincident that it (Elon) is pushing 37Signals (DHH) given DHH's recent opinions on Britain/immigration... And now TikTok will be in the hands of Trump backers too...
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 12/09/2025
Screenshot from movie "Stripes" showing an army barracks.
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 03/09/2025
Big week. Started a new job. 2 year olds started creche (it is *real quiet* here). I'm getting close to showing off my #Laravel package Stickle. And *surely* I'm going to cross the 1000 follower! Right?
Screenshot of my follower count, currently 999.
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 28/08/2025
...it was possible they were conceived by the mitochondrias.
Twitter screenshot of JFK saying something stupid.
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 26/08/2025
You gotta let go and get a 2012 Dacia Lodgy complete with 3, 2nd row Isofix™ car seat adapters. So much car seats.
2012 Dacia Lodgy
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 26/08/2025
Did you know the "ED" in ED-209 stands for "Education"?
ED-209 robot from Robocop.
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 26/08/2025
Not a bad way to host a #laravel side project.
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 17/07/2025
I mean I'm sure most of this is nonsense but... I... agree... with... Donald... Trump. 🤮 The real sugar Coke is just better.
Trump post about coca cola.
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 11/07/2025
What is stopping you from working like this?
Paul Rudd at desk.
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Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 07/07/2025
There was always something "naughty" about looking at this display.
Clifff Notes display.
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