Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 12/08/2026No eclipse glasses on Faial so... a solar eclipse on the back of a camera obscura cereala boxa. 000
Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 11/08/2026It would be cool if they had blown up AF1 but... ...no, he was just the first president to ever hide in a catering truck. 010
Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 06/08/2026If you read this post for more than four hours please consult a medical professional. 000
Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 27/07/2026Hmmm. Maybe if you make less than $100K your vote would be worth 4/5th? 100
Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 15/06/2026Trump admin DUI hires. (I didn't make that up, but I love it). 000
Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 11/06/2026This is stupid but not totally stupid. There is a deductible of a few thousand. But I think a base cost of living should be fully deductible (Maslow's "physiological needs")... 110
Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 10/06/2026I just created a X.com account for a test. All I did was follow Paul Krugman b/c I had to pick somebody. It is unbelievable what the initial feed shows. 260
Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 29/05/2026Shiiiiiiiit. Buckaroo Banzai and the Hong Kong Cavaliers just pulled out of Trump's Great American State Fair. 020
Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 07/04/2026I didn't make it up but it would have been amazing if, when Artemis II came back online after 40+ minutes of disrupted video, everyone in Mission Control was wearing rubber money masks. 000
Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 12/03/2026Fun but apparently rural Cook County (Chicago) is pretty rural looking. 000
Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 27/02/2026The time has come to steal one of Kristi Noem’s luxury jets 010
Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 11/02/2026Went to reserve a domain name... and I already owned it! 160
Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 08/02/2026Post your favourite Lord Of The Rings character. Wrong answers only. 110
Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 21/01/2026I hearby call the first meeting of the "Board of Peace" to order! 030
Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 02/11/2025My house next. We are renovating and have *most* furniture in the room that shall not be entered. 130
Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 07/10/2025Doesn't *everything* exist in the *expanding* space sector? 010
Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 24/09/2025Having to go on Twitter to work on social sign in at work... It can't be a coincident that it (Elon) is pushing 37Signals (DHH) given DHH's recent opinions on Britain/immigration... And now TikTok will be in the hands of Trump backers too... 051
Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 03/09/2025Big week. Started a new job. 2 year olds started creche (it is *real quiet* here). I'm getting close to showing off my #Laravel package Stickle. And *surely* I'm going to cross the 1000 follower! Right? 130
Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 28/08/2025...it was possible they were conceived by the mitochondrias. 010
Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 26/08/2025You gotta let go and get a 2012 Dacia Lodgy complete with 3, 2nd row Isofix™ car seat adapters. So much car seats. 110
Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 26/08/2025Did you know the "ED" in ED-209 stands for "Education"? 000
Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 17/07/2025I mean I'm sure most of this is nonsense but... I... agree... with... Donald... Trump. 🤮 The real sugar Coke is just better. 000
Clay Smith @davidclaysmith.com · 07/07/2025There was always something "naughty" about looking at this display. 110