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@davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy
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Actor. May have been in that thing you saw that one time. youtube/snapchat: davidaugust for fediverse interaction: @davidaugust@mastodon.online #actor [bridged from threads.net/@davidaugust on the fediverse by fed.brid.gy ]

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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
Playing the N*zi Card in the Third Reich (English captions burned in). Don't worry, they are just concerned citizens. Original: www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvgZtdmyKlI #comedy #satire #USpol #German #funny
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
. @tamarakeithnpr @kerencarrionphoto the word you both (and your editor) needed to put in the headline, or article or even in the video coverage, is “bribe.” You know articles like this will be what you obituary focuses on, right? You are writing your own legacy […] [Original post on threads.com]
Screenshot of an NPR post stating that President Trump promised $5,000 to every adult citizen if Republicans retain control of Congress, with a photo of convention attendees. It does not use the word bribe.
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 08/08/2026
With a potus that has done what he has done, are we surprised his secret police (ice) are also committing sex crimes against children? This is exactly what we would expect, right? It is a sort of evil math. After all, children in ice custody don’t get themselves […] [Original post on threads.com]
For the unaccompanied children at the San Benito facility, there is the added stress and confusion of being pregnant and alone. The facility has housed pregnant children as young as 13; about half of the pregnancies are the result of rape.

Following reporting from the Guardian and others, Dexter notified the facility in San Benito that she would visit in late April.

When she arrived, she was blocked from speaking with or even seeing any children throughout her entire visit, she said.
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026
And a more conventional version:
"without repair there's no relationship” over watercolor flowers
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026
So @govpritzker @alexiforus you and @cookcountysheriff have to take concrete, possibly kinetic, action to stop ice lawlessness, or the people will eventually have no choice but to do it themselves, which will not be good. More on why […] [Original post on threads.com]
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 30/07/2026
The movie wasn’t an instruction manual 🤦‍♂️ “The FBI office in charge of maintaining the terrorist watch list is seeking an artificial intelligence system for pre-crime policing, according to procurement documents obtained by Reason.” […] [Original post on threads.com]
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 29/07/2026
Right… RE: www.threads.com/@veteranwithasign/p…
Still from the Handmaids Tale, handmaid in red cloak and white bonnet passes two guards in tactical gear as one guard says, “we can disagree and still be friends.”
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 23/07/2026
A slide from the Open AI/Hugging Face containment breach after incident debrief of proposed remediation.
screenshot of a post by @cROw@infosec.exchange: 

HIGHLY ISOLATED WITH GUARDRAILS 

[four panes of photos of a gate blocking a walking path but no fencing or obstacles on either side of the gate other than open lawn, a person variously “struggles” to figure out how to get past the gate and eventually just curls up on the fetal position, defeated] 

Jul 23, 2026 at 9:16 AM
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 20/07/2026
When Matt Damon found out in this movie they don’t send people to help him get home and he has to help himself get home. #Film Threads
still frame of Matt Damen as Odysseus in the movie The Odyssey looking very distressed with an open mouth shouting expression
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2026
#USpol #russia #election RE: www.threads.com/@gretchenast/post/D…
It Always Has Been Meme format: two astronauts in space suits with Earth in the background. One astronaut points a gun at the other. Text said by astronaut closer to earth is: "Wait, it was Russia, Russia, Russia?" and test said by second astronaut further from earth and aiming a gun at the first astronaut is: "Always has been."
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2026
Yes. It is real. He actually posted it. (Context: Blue Angels, US Navy precision flight team, flew above beachgoers in Florida and jet wash, the kinetic energy of flight, hit the beachgoers. The flyover is in violation of the law, Navy policy and basic […] [Original post on threads.com]
screenshot of a post by Pete Hegseth @PeteHegseth: 

The flyovers will continue until morale improves. 

Jul 16, 2026 • 1:30 PM UTC
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2026
“…shall never vanquished be until Great Birnam Wood to high Dunsinane Hill Shall come against him.” RE: www.threads.com/@tech.tribe8/post/D…
Parque Rural de Anaga – A Magical Laurel Forest in Tenerife
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 14/07/2026
#USpol #elections
screenshot of a post by erika_lucas07: 

Let me see if I'm understanding their theory correctly... 

• When Donald won in 2016, Obama was in office, ran the intelligence agencies, and the election was secure. 

• When Donald won in 2024, Biden was in office, ran the intelligence agencies, and the election was secure. 

• When Donald lost in 2020 and now heading into the midterms, with Donald running the intelligence agencies, he says the election was stolen or can't be trusted. 

Did I get that right? [2 melting face emojis]
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026
#Cyclospora
[Taco Bell abstract purple bell logo] 

TACO BELL 
Now offering Public Health and Food Safety 

Because your country’s health agency should offer chalupas and Baja blasts too.
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2026
Really potus? Ya might wanna check a topographical map there, sport. #USpol #Iran #KhargIsland RE: www.threads.com/@ceanmedia/post/Dai…
Still frame of Anakin and Obi-Wan’s climactic duel at the end of Revenge of the Sith, Obi-Wan is labeled “Iran” and Anakin is labeled “USMC deploying without Congressional authorization to Kharg Island” and the line from the moment in the movie is written above: “It’s over…I have the high ground.”
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2026
😃😳🤦‍♂️ #USpol
screenshot of a post by MyPetJawa @mypetjawa: 

[Replying to @3YearLetterman @WaffleHouse @ MillerLite] 

"Belgium is two, maybe three months away from developing a nuclear weapon." 

[President trump speaking at the White House flanked by just dance vance, marco “polo” rubio, and pete kegsbreath]

Jul 6, 2026 • 2:29 PM UTC
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026
#WealthGap
screenshot of a post by mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com 

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead 

10:44 AM • Feb 4, 2026
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026
#maga #USpol
screenshot of a post by BCD-110
@bcd-110.bsky.social 

This MAGA shit isn't a triumphant Reich installing their master plan. It's psychotic meth heads ripping the copper wiring out of the walls to try and find the Woke Machine that makes women not want to f**k them. 

11:43 AM • Feb 16, 2025
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 21/06/2026
Hydrogen peroxide is H₂O₂ and it’s tempting to rewrite the formula as HO HO. RE: www.threads.com/@mstararichardjohns…
Die Hard movie “now I have a machine gun ho - ho - ho”
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 20/06/2026
“You smell that? Do you smell that? Hydrogen peroxide, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of hydrogen peroxide in the morning. You know, one time we had a pool peroxided for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't […] [Original post on threads.com]
A still from the film Apocalypse Now showing a shirtless U.S. Army officer wearing a black cavalry hat and dog tags crouching between two armed soldiers on a smoke-filled battlefield. Fires burn in the background near a river, with additional troops visible in the distance.
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 17/06/2026
via @laurenunderwood #USpol
screenshot of a post by Lauren Underwood
@laurenaunderwood: 

Republicans didn't cut "government waste." 
They cut your health care. 
They cut your social security. 
They cut your retirement. 
They cut your SNAP. 
AND they raised your taxes. 
They're just hoping you don't notice.
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 13/06/2026
🤖🐈
screenshot of a post by Fesshole @fesshole@mastodon.social: 

Office has a censor filter in internal comms to replace swear words with other terms. Added a rule changing "Al" to "my cat", so we get "According to my cat..." and "I asked my cat and it said..." 

Jun 12, 2026 at 1:20 PM
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 01/06/2026
Don’t feed to the dinosaurs, in case they escape. 🦖🦕 #JurassicPark #dinosaurs
Nature Made L-Lysine vitamin bottles.
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 31/05/2026
If you’re the current Secretary of Defense and you cannot look intimidating exercising then f-ing don’t do it in public you simpering fool. Humiliating the US military, reversing the accomplishments of decades of diplomacy and endangering the country through your […] [Original post on threads.com]
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 25/05/2026
I beg your very finest pardon?! 😳 #soviets #communism #antifa #fascist #antifascist #WWII #WW2
screenshot of a three post conversation starting with a post by Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com: 

Guys we need communism 

[reply by Love for All @stoporangefascism.bsky.social]: 

My grandfather fought against the Soviets in
WW2. No. Full stop. 

[reply by -mox @moxiest.art]: 

so... sorry, just one quick follow-up...
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 24/05/2026
🤔 #satire
An RSVP card with Trump's handwritten signature, response options for "Accepts," "Regrets," or Will be at false flag" (which is marked), a line for the number of guests attending, and a section for dietary restrictions. The text includes "Please respond by May 5th" and a QR code for online reply to Bettinna Anderson and Donald Trump Jr. The card is decorated with floral illustrations.
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 22/05/2026
Behold, and harken! When I was a wee child, this was my Google. Its firmware was not upgradable, it needed no charging and was always on. Dewey, the lord of Decimals, had a system, and it _was_ good. Encyclopedias were our more formally fact-checked Wikipedia […] [Original post on threads.com]
Card catalog with one drawer open showing the cards within.
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 19/05/2026
Memorial Day sale features $13 Tees and up to 40% off everything else in my Threadless shop. Runs through May 26 at 5 PM CT. (A bonus round is also included with extended deals through June 2 at 5 PM CT.) Get stuff here […] [Original post on threads.com]
Promotional image for a Memorial Day sale. 

Text at the top reads "Memorial Day sale features $13 Tees and up to 40% off everything else". 

Featuring a light blue t-shirt, a yellow baseball cap, and a white mug, all with the text "I would kill them with kindness, but all I have are incendiary rounds" and a diagram of an incendiary bullet. 

The website address "davidaugust.threadless.com" is displayed at the bottom.
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 17/05/2026
SAG-AFTRA #actors: voting is now open for the @sagaftra TV/Theatrical Contracts Agreement: I voted yes. Vote here: vote.ivsballot.com/tvtheatrical2026… There is a link there to retrieve your voting PIN in case it hasn't […] [Original post on threads.com]
A digital graphic with the SAG-AFTRA logo, the text "2026 TV/Theatrical Contracts Vote Now," and a background of interconnected screens displaying various scenes.
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 13/05/2026
#econ threads
Screenshot of a post by Jon Munitz @JonMunitz: 

Universal Basic Income doesn’t need to be studied more. 

#UBI has been studied over & over & over again, it’s massively successful every single time! 

What we need is public pressure, reforms to make legislators more responsive & courage from politicians to be real leaders! 

Dec 19, 2023 · 10:27 PM UTC
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 12/05/2026
#USpol
A three-panel comic showing a man in a red cap and tie riding a bicycle, sticking a stick into the spokes, and falling off with the text "BIDEN!!!" in the final panel.
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 10/05/2026
Convenient that the arm up design is a handy point to tie the rope to, to pull it down. RE: www.threads.com/@jenneapolis/post/D…
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 09/05/2026
😢 #USpol
screenshot of a post by Mcgonagle @geordiemcg.bsky.social 

I left Northern Ireland to come here to play soccer in 1981. It was at the height of the troubles. When I left my mates called me a lucky bastard for getting to go live in America.
Last month I was home in Ireland for a wedding. The same people told me how sorry they were for me having to live here. 

9:10 PM • May 7, 2026
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 07/05/2026
Hantaviruses, which belong to the Bunyavirales order, replicate and transcribe their genome in the cytoplasm of infected cells. So Hantavirus already won’t enter the nucleus, and Ivermectin, an anti-parasite substance, won’t do much of anything to a virus […] [Original post on threads.com]
screenshot of a post by Mary Talley Bowden MD 

Red letters: False Information

Hantavirus is a RNA virus, and ivermectin should work against it. 

Ivermectin blocks RNA viruses from entering the nucleus, inhibits viral replication, disrupts integrity of the viral membrane and can prevent viral replication. 

May 6, 2026 • 6:58 PM UTC
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 28/04/2026
He draws the curse of the Founders upon him and all those who support him. #USpol #potus #NoKings
screenshot of a post by the White House:
King Charles III and potus stand in suits side by side laughing outside the White House, with a Union Jack flag held by a flag bearer and a podium with the presidential seal visible in the background. The text "TWO KINGS" and a crown emoji is the caption. "King" in red is written over King Charles, "Royalist Scum" in red is written over potus.
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 26/04/2026
Secretary of State, National Security Advisor Secretary of Defense, Vice President, Attorney General and President of the United States mere hours after what no one could say wasn’t a decapitation strike on the US (attack meant to remove the leadership of a […] [Original post on threads.com]
A group of people in formal attire standing behind a podium with the presidential seal in a White House press briefing room, with an audience clapping in the foreground and a blue curtain, American flag, and White House emblem in the background.
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 22/04/2026
#tariffs
Companies are going to get refunds for tariffs they already raised prices to pay for in a country that teaches everyone as kids that it is justified to start shooting people if taxes on our breakfast beverages are too high. 

Good luck with that CEOs, sleep well. 

[a live drawing of a crate labeled “Boston tea” floating in the Boston harbor with a sailing ship and city skyline in the background]
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 22/04/2026
My @Threadless store stuff on sale today and part of tomorrow: $14 Regular & Classic Tees $14 Kids Tees $17 Extra Soft & Fitted Tees Up to 35% off Everything Else (sale prices as marked) Sale ends April 23rd at 5 PM CDT Please go get merch […] [Original post on threads.com]
A promotional image for a $14 tee-shirt sale featuring five different t-shirt designs:

1. A light yellow shirt with the text "Imposter Syndrome Expert (not really, sorry)."
2. A green shirt with the text "HUMAN KIND BE BOTH."
3. A blue shirt with the text "I'M IN THE WRONG TIMELINE."
4. A white shirt with the text "Deny, Defend, Depose."
5. An orange shirt with a ghost graphic and the text "IF ONE DOOR CLOSES AND ANOTHER ONE OPENS YOUR HOUSE IS HAUNTED."
6. A black shirt with the word "VOTE" in a American flag style font.

The text at the top reads "$14 Tees, $14 Regular & Classic Tees, $14 Kids Tees, $17 Extra Soft & Fitted Tees, Up to 35% off Everything Else (sale prices as marked). Sale ends April 23rd at 5 PM CDT." The website "davidaugust.threadless.com" is displayed at the bottom.
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 16/04/2026
The arc is not designed to be 250 feet because the US is 250 years old. It is 250 feet because Albert Speer, head architect of the 3rd Reich, designed a 250 foot triumphal arc for Hitler’s Germania - the world capital city that never got fully built since WWII […] [Original post on threads.com]
Sueddeutsche Zeitung Photo / Alamy Stock Photo


Adolf Hitler and other Nazi officials inspect a model of the Triumphal Arch.
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 14/04/2026
Only work-product of 45’s DoJ task force about weaponization of DoJ by Biden is a report with thesis Biden DoJ enforced the FACE Act (meant to stop attacks or blocking health clinics) unevenly, focusing mainly on anti-choice people/orgs. On page 17 it points out […] [Original post on threads.com]
screenshot of a page of the PDF with a quote highlighted: “…recognizing that if we don’t
enforce the statute even-handedly, we’ll likely lose it.”
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 06/04/2026
At least our president commands the respect of a formal démarche and not a social media slap fight. Oh wait... #USpol #Iran
post by Iran Embassy in Zimbabwe @IRANinZIMBABWE 

8 P.M. is not that good. Could you change it to between 1 and 2 P.M., or if possible, 1 and 2 A.M.? 

Thank you for your attention to this important matter. I.E.Z. 

[quoted post] 

Donald J. Trump 
@reaDonaldTrump 
Tuesday, 8:00 P.M. Eastern Time! 

3:02 AM • 4/6/26
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 01/04/2026
Potus, your executive order today has the force of a CVS receipt. Potus’ transparent attempt to hijack elections: apnews.com/article/donald-trump-mai… Founding Fathers, who have been dead for 2 Centuries […] [Original post on threads.com]
Article I  Legislative Branch

Section 4 Congress
Clause 1 Elections Clause
The Times, Places and Manner of holding Elections for Senators and Representatives, shall be prescribed in each State by the Legislature thereof; but the Congress may at any time by Law make or alter such Regulations, except as to the Places of chusing Senators.
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 30/03/2026
If only #Iran hadn’t built the Zagros Mountains millions of years ago (990 miles [1,600 km] long and 150 miles [240 km] wide, and at points more than 14,000 feet [4,000 meters] tall) making assault from west difficult, as Iraq found in early 1980s and Rome found starting ~2,000 years ago. #USpol
Ecoregion PA0446: Zagros Mountains forest steppe - by Terpsichores https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Ecoregion_PA0446.svg#mw-jump-to-license
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 24/03/2026
If you had 90% of your main export going through an island to be shipped to the rest of the world, do you think you’d put all sorts of military forces along your coast to harass anyone trying to take control of that island? And might it be a major military […] [Original post on threads.com]
Topographical map showing Kharg Island off the coast of Iran revealing flat coastal areas in Iran and mountains only a little inland.
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 21/03/2026
Rumor is the US triple tapped the school in Iran. Not just a war of choice, potus and kegsbreath have a war crime of choice. War crimes of choice. volitionmaximus.substack.com/p/the-… via @volitionmaximus #USpol #Iran #WarCrime #war
In 2022, after a U.S. drone strike in Kabul killed 10 civilians including seven children and an aid worker, the Pentagon created the Civilian Harm Mitigation and Response (CHMR) program. It embedded teams directly into combat commands. Their job was to verify targets, review the civilian environment, cross-reference intelligence, and confirm that every target on a strike list was a lawful military objective. The program was created with bipartisan Congressional support and codified into law. It was designed to prevent exactly what happened in Minab.

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth eliminated it.
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 17/03/2026
votejustinford @hoandhuynh so there is a letter, sent widely in the 9th district, signed by 12 people, and the second page is endorsing Fine. I am guessing it is an undeclared campaign contribution and/or undeclared PAC. The envelope and letter: #IL9
Envelope in which both pages were sent with recipient address information redacted.Page one of the letter that seems a reasonable correction for a faulty endorsement that had been claimed.Page two of the letter that seems like either an unreported campaign contribution to the Fine and/or an undeclared political action committee (PAC).
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 16/03/2026
BREAKING: A defiant Pete Hegseth lashed out at his critics on Thursday. "I get knocked down, but I get up again," he told reporters at the Pentagon. "You're never gonna keep me down." Revealing the secret to his resilience, Hegseth said, "I drink a whiskey drink, I drink a vodka drink, I drink a lager drink, I drink a cider drink."
[photo of hegseth speaking to press outside]
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 13/03/2026
#USpol
A post by Richie Bree with the text "Torpedos must be the only pedos the U.S government are willing to fire," overlaid on an image of a torpedo hitting a ship, causing a large explosion and splash in the ocean.
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 13/03/2026
A meme with the top image showing a close-up of the Joker with his Dark Knight era trademark makeup and the text above "Wanna know how I got these scars?" The bottom image of three colorful pop ice popsicles wrapped in plastic.
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David August @davidaugust.threads.net.ap.brid.gy · 28/02/2026
Seems this is becoming relevant today. No potus can suspend or change elections. Congress could, if it wanted to, pass laws about elections. But there is no mechanism for the Feds to choose things about elections beyond that […] [Original post on threads.com]
Screenshot of the US Constitution as hosted on Congress’ website. 

Article I  Legislative Branch, Section 4 Congress, Clause 1 Elections Clause: 

The Times, Places and Manner of holding Elections for Senators and Representatives, shall be prescribed in each State by the Legislature thereof; but the Congress may at any time by Law make or alter such Regulations, except as to the Places of chusing Senators.
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