Davey @daveys-gaming.bsky.social · 03/04/2026There are no words, just awe and sheer jealousy at the timing of the astronauts. They picked the best time to get the hell off Earth. Shit's all weird down here right now. 000
Reposted by DaveyNAFO 69th Sniffing Brigade @69thsb.bsky.social · 01/04/2026🔥 As we prepare our next #NAFO convoy, here’s your chance: 2 lucky supporters will have their fellas printed on our trucks 😎🛻 How to enter: ✅ Follow us ✅ Retweet ✅ Comment on this post Winners will be randomly selected on 02.04! Good luck, everyone! 113319
Davey @daveys-gaming.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I can't wait for your thoughts and in depth discussions of the Sailor Moons S series, universe and it's use or abuse of cats never needing a litter box. I say this only assuming it's because it's April 1st. And cat related realism in modern anime, of course. 000
Davey @daveys-gaming.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Ever since they brought back that woke paddling for everything the town has gone to total shit. Gotta use the bathroom? That's a paddlin' Gotta get a job? That's a paddlin'. Paddling the school canoe? Oh you better believe that's a paddlin. Its just so woke.media.tenor.coma cartoon of a man holding a paddle with the words talking out of turn that 's a paddling in the cornerALT: a cartoon of a man holding a paddle with the words talking out of turn that 's a paddling in the corner 001
Davey @daveys-gaming.bsky.social · 23/02/2026media.tenor.coma cartoon character from south park looks out of a windowALT: a cartoon character from south park looks out of a window 020
Reposted by DaveySylvia Greier @sylviagreier.bsky.social · 26/01/2026www.cbc.ca/news/politic...cbc.caFederal government to introduce grocery rebate: sources | CBC NewsPrime Minister Mark Carney is set to announce an increase to the GST credit on Monday, as part of a larger suite of affordability measures intended to offset the rising cost of groceries. 052
Davey @daveys-gaming.bsky.social · 26/01/2026GoP: Those guns weren't filled with love not bullets just like it was thoughts and prayers, not poop on the walls on Jan 6th. Oh wait... I am being told it was poop. My bad. The gun, all love. Trust us. (probably) 000
Davey @daveys-gaming.bsky.social · 26/01/2026*looks at clock* 12:15am... Monday. Fuck. Thanks, now I hate my time zone lol. 010
Davey @daveys-gaming.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Won't sell a cake to the gays, but get sensitive about not serving nazis. Sounds about maga. 020
Davey @daveys-gaming.bsky.social · 13/01/2026When you worship a shit, expect to eat his his. Fucking ewwww.media.tenor.coma man in a hat is sitting at a table and says this food isn 't particularly edibleALT: a man in a hat is sitting at a table and says this food isn 't particularly edible 000
Davey @daveys-gaming.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Cyberpunk is an amazing game and In its current form is a gorgeous game. First class splat, to say the very least. 010
Davey @daveys-gaming.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Well now that he has had his phone sex, he is clear headed and ready to go. Post Nut Clarity with the one you love before important meeting can help make for the best possible solutions.media.tenor.coma close up of a barbie doll with a surprised look on her face ..ALT: a close up of a barbie doll with a surprised look on her face .. 010
Davey @daveys-gaming.bsky.social · 19/12/2025You should really lean into it. Take people's submissions and start judging their collections. I don't think people realize that even in basic forms of game collecting, folks are no different than the biggest collectors. 000
Davey @daveys-gaming.bsky.social · 10/11/2025There's a maga that will "read" this and interrupt it as a sign from their god and make family reunions super fucking weird. After all, it is just their type that has society making warnings like "don't drink the bleach" as they drink the bleach. 010
Davey @daveys-gaming.bsky.social · 10/11/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon character from the emperor 's new groove is holding a fan and says boom babyALT: a cartoon character from the emperor 's new groove is holding a fan and says boom baby 000
Davey @daveys-gaming.bsky.social · 08/11/2025They way 'Murica been playing missile whack a mole, I am shocked anyone would wanna be getting out like that. 120
Davey @daveys-gaming.bsky.social · 05/11/2025That last line. Perfect. Absolutely perfect.media.tenor.compatrick star from spongebob says oh yeah in white lettersALT: patrick star from spongebob says oh yeah in white letters 000
Davey @daveys-gaming.bsky.social · 05/11/2025I had no idea about this fact and it makes her victory so much cooler. There are so few 1st things one can do that are this important. Big steps for the American people have been made! Great work y'all. 010
Davey @daveys-gaming.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Trump: And what about that little crown?? Reality: Sir that's the letter "M". Someone please get the presidential speak 'n spell. You see Mr. president, "M is for mommy" and now you pull the string. Trump: So I grab mommy by her string? Reality: NOOoooo... 000
Davey @daveys-gaming.bsky.social · 20/10/2025They need an argument against drug users having guns? Someone is challenging that law? They gotta be on drugs to think that's a good idea. You know how big the meth user count is in maga? Fucking yuge. Numbers like you've never seen coming from floppy vag neck man.media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is talking to another man with the words huuuuuuuggeee written on the screenALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man with the words huuuuuuuggeee written on the screen 000
Reposted by DaveyGovernor Gavin Newsom @governor.ca.gov · 16/10/2025I urge our nation to use this weekend's No Kings marches as a declaration of independence against the tyranny and lawlessness currently running this country. Use your voice. ACT PEACEFULLY. Protect yourself and your community. THERE ARE NO KINGS IN THE UNITED STATES. 602228136741
Reposted by DaveyNews Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 13/10/2025NEW: There’s a disaster unfolding in Alaska right now. And no major network is covering it. The remnants of Typhoon Halong battered western Alaska overnight. Homes, with people in them, have literally been swept into the Bering Strait. At least 20 are missing. No comment from any federal agency. 986141178908
Davey @daveys-gaming.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Holy crap look at all those terrified people running away from antifa. Much war. Such zones. Run all of you before those awful antifa try and give you health care and hot soup! 030
Davey @daveys-gaming.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Well, my weekend was just made super by the one and only #benshapiro as he shows us what he thinks about those who make fun of him in high school. #maga be proud of this #alpha as he knocks his own dumbass out fucking around with a punching bag. #tpusa #murica #NAFO 111
Davey @daveys-gaming.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Noem: "Wah ice is being abused and terrible things and war on them is bad. Those weak ass little men" Me: "Lady, the only shots this government is facing today is the one Pete took in the mouth before he read this shit out loud. Because he has manners. It's rude to talk with your mouthful of dick" 020
Reposted by DaveyWajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Today would be a good day for the Trump Administration to release the Epstein Files. Pass it on. 9647170
Davey @daveys-gaming.bsky.social · 08/10/2025With all the game coming out and gamepass cancellation my backlog has been a wreck lol. Wonderful problem to have, but dropped visions of mana (not a bad game, kind of annoying) to plat Trails and to skipped the last stream of it because spoilers. At 40% through and Sky 1st chapter is near perfect 010
Davey @daveys-gaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2025This super bowl is gonna be so woke. I'm impressed by this. And I still ain't giving a shit. American football fans though, are a lot like kid rock. Not fucking smart and will see this all as a bad thing threatening the very fiber of their manhood. Jesse Waters is probably weeping in the fetal RN 020
Davey @daveys-gaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon of a koala playing drums with an american flag in the backgroundALT: a cartoon of a koala playing drums with an american flag in the background 020
Davey @daveys-gaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2025I hope his next drop is "whoa pickles" because so far, I wholeheartedly agree with his lyrics and doing the jay z nod as he slams on about cheese.media.tenor.coma man wearing glasses and a scarf is making a funny face .ALT: a man wearing glasses and a scarf is making a funny face . 030
Davey @daveys-gaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2025"But bruh, why hasn't super hat Christmas guy not made Chuckles Kirk a saint yet?" Please don't let them near the balcony. Maybe a Russian balcony, but not the Holy one where the pope announces stuff from. Its historically important And I bet it gets an amazing wifi signal up there. 012
Davey @daveys-gaming.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Got my fall beard growing in well in advance this year and am ready to go. Being skinny and In reasonable shape is just begging to be drafted into Hehseths military, so the beard is my next defense. Oh, wait. I am Canadian and can have all the hair I want. That's nice. Have a great day. 000
Davey @daveys-gaming.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Holy shit what an asshole. America has a parasite running the place. 010
Davey @daveys-gaming.bsky.social · 01/10/2025That was a pretty good stream. So much details and so many cookies. And they tied so much of the first game into it, too. Great stuff. 100
Davey @daveys-gaming.bsky.social · 25/09/2025"Welcome back to the place where everybody died! I sure hope you kids are excited, because it looks like raaaaain" Ahhh good ol' Christian love for their kids. Hope they love 'em enough for at least swimming lessons. 050
Davey @daveys-gaming.bsky.social · 25/09/2025The reddit sub where the wallstreet bets users go, are now getting their girlfriends to take a bottle a day in hope the womans boyfriend will impregnate them with a stock market genius. The Prophet of Profit, if you will. Heard it from a friend of a friend of mine. /s 020
Davey @daveys-gaming.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Me too! I, by all usual and unusual logic, am prone to being a bad idea machine. It's nice to not feel so alone lol. 010