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Dave Weasel

@daveweasel.bsky.social
90K followers 93K following 98 posts

Comedian, podcaster, etc. 5x billboard comedy chart topper

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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
theres an isolated vid of him doing the bass part on IG, guy shreds!
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
No sir, i was guitar.vocals on that one, it's Joe Raposo from Lagwaon on bass!
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Canis Lupus aka Edison Carter @arnwolf.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
“No church property is taxed and so the infidel and the atheist and the man without religion are taxed to make up the deficit.” -Twain #WethePeople #UnitedWeStand #FreeSpeech #FreePress #FreeAmerica #PoliticizeReligiousHypocrisy #SeparationOfChurchAndState #ChristianInNameOnly #NoRelgiousHeretics
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Señor Dinosaur - You’re Not A Christian Drops Friday July 31st wherever you stream!
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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screenshot of a post by Dave Weasel (@DaveWeasel) quoting a Gizmodo article titled "Australian Prime Minister Says He Didn't Sh*t His Pants at McDonald's in 1997." Dave Weasel's text above the article reads: "100% chance this guy shit his pants at McDonald's in 1997."
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
no I didn't film it :(
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Standup comedy “lyric” video for Sea Levels Are Rising But Not Credit Scores from my newest album JEHOVAH’S THICCNESS. You can hear the whole thing wherever you stream or at linktree.com/daveweasel
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I lived in reseda, used to go to the corbin bowl comedy night on thursdays, i'll have to head up there again soon!
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
thank you!
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Thank you!
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
**latest, not "last". It's about growing up Jehovah's Witness briefly. Please give a thumbs up and a nice comment if you like it, or a thumbs down and mean comment if you don't
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
my last standup album JEHOVAH'S THICCNESS is now on youtube as one video without ads youtu.be/WetaHYstq_Q
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Dave Weasel - Jehovah's Thiccness [FULL ALBUM]
YouTube video by Dave Weasel
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Here it is with a better recording
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Amazing work! Funny enough I have hotrail pickups in the video I most recently posted 😂
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Isn't it crazy how looking back on that it's nothing compared to what's happening now?
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Here it is with a better recording
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Well thank you
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
You've got a good ear because this is NOT a good version of it 😂
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
yes!
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Can you tell which Slipknot guitar solo this is from in standard tuning? (Also played slow and sloppy)
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
lol thank you!!
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
😆😂
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Thank you! It's mostly explained for the outside perspective based on general knowledge about them, I *think*. There's a couple little things only the insiders would catch but just in passing
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AKA jondo @mixedfractions.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
hey! Ex-JW here too! Thanks for this!
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
No, someone posted it already, they didnt like it haha
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Good job! I have that billy corgan strat too! it's been my number 1 since 2008
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Thank you!
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
a standup comedy "lyric" video from my newest album JEHOVAH'S THICCNESS available wherever you stream www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rniv...
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Dave Weasel - Sea Levels Are Rising But Not Credit Scores [stand up comedy lyric video]
YouTube video by Dave Weasel
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
At least when Pam Bondi has to dye her hair in a prison toilet nobody will know the difference
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Thank you!
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Hahaha you had me in the first half 😂
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Thank you!
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
if you insist
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Looks like all Doge members are former employees soon
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
New standup album about growing up in a cult called JEHOVAH'S THICCNESS is out wherever you stream, or find it here: linktr.ee/daveweasel
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daveweasel | Instagram | Linktree
View daveweasel’s Linktree to discover and stream music from top platforms like YouTube, Spotify, Apple Music here. Your next favorite track is just a click away!
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Señor Dinosaur @senordinosaur.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Our cover of Maxwell Murder by Rancid is live on all streaming platforms! What do you think, did we butcher one of the best bass solos in punk music? Youtube: youtube.com/watch?v=BOTJ... Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/39JQDE...
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Oct 22 (!!!) 2020 from that other site
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Thank you!!!!
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
That one got deleted right away. I don't even know what I did haha
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Thank you!
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Anyone on reddit? Can you post this on r/ExJw - I would do it myself but I'm banned! It's my new standup album about growing up in the cult of Jehovah's Witness www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Nno...
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Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
YouTube video by Dave Weasel - Topic
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I’m not an expert or anything, but this guy Jesus would be disgusted by all of this
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Excellent work, just subtle enough to give you the benefit of the doubt
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
My personal opinion is that it's gross
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Haha thank you!
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
They can't rug the KoKaine Koin on Don Jr
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Dave Weasel @daveweasel.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
media.tenor.com
a man wearing a music band shirt is holding a skateboard over his shoulder
ALT: a man wearing a music band shirt is holding a skateboard over his shoulder
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