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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 22h
maybe they gotta stop it with the black smoke
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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One Piece Luffy's Frustration
ALT: One Piece Luffy's Frustration
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
nothing we can do will stop China's rise meanwhile our national humiliation is 100% self-inflicted
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Attack On Titan: Grotesque Titan Face
ALT: Attack On Titan: Grotesque Titan Face
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
the US govt isn't communist yet it can seize anybody's assets for just "suspecting" criminal activity. even state & local police can just take your cash whenever they feel like it. the neoliberalism to fascism pipeline is real.
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
there are pretty fundamental differences between a stateless, classless system where the workers own the means of production & state-run capitalism enforced by an authoritarian regime where the workers have no voice.
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
wait is ted cruz a communist now?
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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a close up of a man 's face with the words " don 't give me hope "
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words " don 't give me hope "
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
for a second there i thought he was referring to Iran instead of the pope
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
president trust me bro copin' real hard huh
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
not only that but the patriot act has got to go too
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
so his argument is basically "the anti-woke pedophilic mecha-hitler AI should be able to bomb ppl." 🤣 omg these guys are so fucking lame
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
turns out bombing sovereign countries for no reason destabilizes the global economy 🤷‍♂️
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
"& NOW he's being a racist" 😆 where tf has this guy been?? is this a joke? this is like satire of a trump supporter
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
as if the govt doesn't have a backdoor into any Google account they wanna illegally spy on
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
bro's mom has to velcro his shoes for him
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I love how ppl on the right want to "win the culture war" while contributing absolutely nothing of relevance or value to culture; it's all just racism, sexism & caricatures of jesus.
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
then why isn't walz using the police or national guard to protect ppl??
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
only the weakest & most emotionally fickle president would give the finger to his own ppl
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
if it is true & he was so affected by it, he should never have been on the street with a weapon.
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
it seemed like every 20 mins this movie had me bawling like a baby. it was awesome.
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I miss the days when all monopolistic behavior was considered unlawful
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
how long til fox news starts reporting that renee good died of a fentanyl overdose?
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I'd let her do terrible things to me
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
if you need a bombing campaign that left 40 dead to get a latina baddie you may be doing it wrong 🙃
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
sorry if I wasn't clear: my point was that I think they are bringing back legacy characters in the next 2 avengers movies to finally put them to bed by the end of secret wars, when we will have FF, avengers & x-men finally all in the same universe.
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I understand this but avengers 5 & 6 are an ending to the MCU as we have known it & the beginning of something new, apparently. I mean, it's the f'ing multiverse saga. & those are my excuses for not being outraged or whatever.
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Russian bot or Pakistani bot?
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
cold water will be enough
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
most predictable movie
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
they got nothin'
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
escalating the drug war is the whole reason we have fentanyl... get ready for super saiyan fentanyl
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
medicare for all would be the easiest f'ing political win wtf are Democrats doing?
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
it wasn't really a "teaser" as much as a dirty mag with every photo being of your grandma
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
things I was trying to forget 🫤
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
"PFAS has entered the chat"
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
honestly I'm surprised anything needs to be faked or spoofed at all
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I'd let her mess me up in a milly-on different ways
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
*Russia disables Europe's GPS* *Europe wants to be concerned but Hungary won't let them*
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
there are rumors it's dropping tomorrow 🤷‍♂️
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
YES! but also call him weird & stupid PLEEEASE I need this from the democratic party
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I'm sure a large part of it is also paying back the MIC for taking a bunch of their Ukraine money, but also a ploy for greater executive power under wartime.
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
"noticing patterns of behavior is woke,"they'll probably say, but in a series of grunts
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
someone said use cracked apps responsibly..??
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Christians are terrified that their children will be tolerant & accepting of LGBTQ & minorities 😒
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
vice-signaling *yawwwwwnnn*
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
"the affordability hoax, the Epstein hoax, the Russia hoax, the 2020 election hoax, the covid hoax" - from the guy running a literal cryptoscam 🤣
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
bradley bout to get mike pence'd
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
bro hittin that poppy nod
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
they're gonna get mike pence'd too, huh? that's hilarious 😁
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