dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 08/01/2026how long til fox news starts reporting that renee good died of a fentanyl overdose? 030
dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 18/10/2025considering Trump's sassy temperament & flamboyant proclivities, "No Queens Day" probably would've been more appropriate 040
dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 09/10/2025seems like many on the right desperately want cultural validation w/out any sort of meaningful contribution. in fact, many work actively to hinder its expression. it's kinda sad actually, but also funny. 020
dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 02/10/2025the trump AI medbed video makes me think of 2 things: if, after snapping away half of all life in the universe, Thanos posted an AI vid of him snapping everyone back, or in 1944, hitler postes an AI vid of himself liberating the death camps. just a weird/ cruel way to troll his own ppl 😬 020
dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 02/10/2025much like trump was a poor man's idea of a rich man, hegseth is a weak man's idea of a strong man 020
dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 25/09/2025"Promoting someone who has a criminal history to associate deputy attorney general is not typical, Ken White, a former federal prosecutor, said." crime is literally a prerequisite for working in this administration 🤣 www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...theguardian.comUS justice official leading prosecutions of minor crimes pleaded guilty to DUIAakash Singh’s elevation to high-ranking post given criminal charges four years ago is unusual, experts say 020
dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 23/09/2025so the same ppl who were like, 'i should be able to spread as many lies about vaccines as i want during a global public health emergency' are now like, 'but the president's feewings were hurt.' that's how ya know they're full of shit when they talk about free speech. 000
dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 22/07/2025every time I think I have maxxed out the galaxy's supply of schadenfreude, we get another spectacular conservative FAFO 020
dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 16/07/2025lookin' like a milly-on bucks or maybe I'd drive her to a milly-on interstellar 7-11s at 3 in the morning 010
dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 14/07/2025honestly, why are we even asking trump to release the Epstein files? Stephen Miller could do it anytime he wants... 110
dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 13/07/2025I love how the right has to now hate superman because they are acting like lex luthor 🤣 020
dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 09/07/2025so if trump won't release the Epstein files... does this mean qanon was all bullshit? 🤣 010
dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 08/07/2025MAGA: "after carefully considering all of the videos, photos, audio, flight logs & evidence regarding Epstein, we really need to make sure everyone involved is held accountable... right after I vote for his best f'ing friend though" truly incredible 🤣media.tenor.comtwo men are standing next to each other in a room .ALT: two men are standing next to each other in a room . 000
dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 08/06/2025nobody: "if only there was a way to give incels step-by-step instructions on how to stay incel" RK: "hold my lotion..." 010
dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Speaking to reporters on Wednesday about his tariffs policy, Trump acknowledged people were getting “a little bit afraid" and said: thought that people were jumping a little out line and getting "yippy" so the deep state got to trump? interesting... 010
dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 16/03/2025is the manosphere unironically a psyop for extreme population control via the intentional & relentless virginification of young men? 030
dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 26/02/2025"waste, fraud & abuse" = the new "DEI"/ conservative boogeyman they are using it to justify their very unpopular policies 010
dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 24/02/2025just uploaded new anti-woke parody video making the case for comic-accurate Galactus as a DEI hire youtu.be/rVPbb20ORJIyoutu.beGalactus Is A DEI HireYouTube video by Dave Under Duress 020
dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 12/02/2025for all the talk of waste, fraud & abuse in the gov't, why does nobody ever mention the DEA? they're one of the most costly agencies & have failed at their drug war for decades now. there are more drugs, more powerful drugs & more OD's than ever. yet they're going after USAID, NIH & CFPB..? 🧐 110
dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 31/01/2025I like to think she was trying to wink at me #chihuahua #geriatricbabydog 070
dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 08/01/2025eh, getting real 2003 freedom fries energy from this 140
dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 26/12/2024whoever first made the choice to put this face on a toy telephone was high off their ass & nobody can convince me otherwise 050
dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 14/12/2024me when I give my full name, address, e-mail, phone number, birth date, mother's maiden name, SS#, political views, shopping habits, fleeting thoughts & deepest secrets to every single person I pass on the street. 130
dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 14/12/2024thoughts on prayer: I'm not gonna waste precious time & mental energy talking to fictional characters in my head. there are enough real-life ones I need to have fictional conversations with in there 030
dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 13/12/2024my dog's face when she's happy to see me is just so perfectly demented #chihuahua #perfectlydemented music by me 130
dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 26/11/2024BREAKING: bathroom logo man heroically stands up for conservative values, chosen as next speaker of the house 150
dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 26/11/2024before the agricultural revolution we all had abs - prove me wrong! 120
dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I'm sure it's for her glaucoma or something like that #chihuahua 020
dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 17/11/2024well guys, tomb raider has officially gone woke; they added a chick & gave her guns... (caption for image: me trying to grasp the reasoning behind anti-woke content) 021
dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 17/11/2024took my phone 4mins to get this but I think it's worth it #milkyway 100
dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 17/11/2024a level of dubiousness (dubiosity?) that I thought only existed in nightmares #chihuahua #dubiosity 030
dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 16/11/2024comic book movie news jokes, then i get jan 6th'd by the snyder cult... so i guess i should give a retroactive spoiler alert.youtu.beShang-Chi Doesn't Need OnlyFans & Other Comic Book Movie News JokesYouTube video by Dave Under Duress 000
dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 15/11/2024if you would go on a date with me i would find that infigorating... *ahem* 000
dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 15/11/2024as nacho looks at me with haunting reassurance #chihuahua #hauntingreassurance 180