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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
how long til fox news starts reporting that renee good died of a fentanyl overdose?
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Epstein & his droid P-3DO
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
considering Trump's sassy temperament & flamboyant proclivities, "No Queens Day" probably would've been more appropriate
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
seems like many on the right desperately want cultural validation w/out any sort of meaningful contribution. in fact, many work actively to hinder its expression. it's kinda sad actually, but also funny.
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
the trump AI medbed video makes me think of 2 things: if, after snapping away half of all life in the universe, Thanos posted an AI vid of him snapping everyone back, or in 1944, hitler postes an AI vid of himself liberating the death camps. just a weird/ cruel way to troll his own ppl 😬
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
much like trump was a poor man's idea of a rich man, hegseth is a weak man's idea of a strong man
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
"Promoting someone who has a criminal history to associate deputy attorney general is not typical, Ken White, a former federal prosecutor, said." crime is literally a prerequisite for working in this administration 🤣 www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
theguardian.com
US justice official leading prosecutions of minor crimes pleaded guilty to DUI
Aakash Singh’s elevation to high-ranking post given criminal charges four years ago is unusual, experts say
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
so the same ppl who were like, 'i should be able to spread as many lies about vaccines as i want during a global public health emergency' are now like, 'but the president's feewings were hurt.' that's how ya know they're full of shit when they talk about free speech.
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
every time I think I have maxxed out the galaxy's supply of schadenfreude, we get another spectacular conservative FAFO
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
lookin' like a milly-on bucks or maybe I'd drive her to a milly-on interstellar 7-11s at 3 in the morning
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
honestly, why are we even asking trump to release the Epstein files? Stephen Miller could do it anytime he wants...
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I love how the right has to now hate superman because they are acting like lex luthor 🤣
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
so if trump won't release the Epstein files... does this mean qanon was all bullshit? 🤣
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
MAGA: "after carefully considering all of the videos, photos, audio, flight logs & evidence regarding Epstein, we really need to make sure everyone involved is held accountable... right after I vote for his best f'ing friend though" truly incredible 🤣
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two men are standing next to each other in a room .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other in a room .
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I unlocked a new level of schadenfreude today
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
nacho & some of a song I made
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
nobody: "if only there was a way to give incels step-by-step instructions on how to stay incel" RK: "hold my lotion..."
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Speaking to reporters on Wednesday about his tariffs policy, Trump acknowledged people were getting “a little bit afraid" and said: thought that people were jumping a little out line and getting "yippy" so the deep state got to trump? interesting...
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
is the manosphere unironically a psyop for extreme population control via the intentional & relentless virginification of young men?
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
"waste, fraud & abuse" = the new "DEI"/ conservative boogeyman they are using it to justify their very unpopular policies
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
just uploaded new anti-woke parody video making the case for comic-accurate Galactus as a DEI hire youtu.be/rVPbb20ORJI
youtu.be
Galactus Is A DEI Hire
YouTube video by Dave Under Duress
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
for all the talk of waste, fraud & abuse in the gov't, why does nobody ever mention the DEA? they're one of the most costly agencies & have failed at their drug war for decades now. there are more drugs, more powerful drugs & more OD's than ever. yet they're going after USAID, NIH & CFPB..? 🧐
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
sassy or content?
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I like to think she was trying to wink at me #chihuahua #geriatricbabydog
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
eh, getting real 2003 freedom fries energy from this
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
whoever first made the choice to put this face on a toy telephone was high off their ass & nobody can convince me otherwise
a toy phone that somehow looks like it has the munchies
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
me when I give my full name, address, e-mail, phone number, birth date, mother's maiden name, SS#, political views, shopping habits, fleeting thoughts & deepest secrets to every single person I pass on the street.
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
thoughts on prayer: I'm not gonna waste precious time & mental energy talking to fictional characters in my head. there are enough real-life ones I need to have fictional conversations with in there
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
my dog's face when she's happy to see me is just so perfectly demented #chihuahua #perfectlydemented music by me
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
BREAKING: bathroom logo man heroically stands up for conservative values, chosen as next speaker of the house
bathroom logo man heroically stands up for conservative values on house floor
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
before the agricultural revolution we all had abs - prove me wrong!
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I'm sure it's for her glaucoma or something like that #chihuahua
nacho the chihuahua, alert & stiff at 4:19, relaxed & melting at 4:21
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
well guys, tomb raider has officially gone woke; they added a chick & gave her guns... (caption for image: me trying to grasp the reasoning behind anti-woke content)
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Lara Croft falling into lava - aka me trying to grasp the reasoning behind anti-woke content
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
took my phone 4mins to get this but I think it's worth it #milkyway
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
a level of dubiousness (dubiosity?) that I thought only existed in nightmares #chihuahua #dubiosity
Chihuahua peers into my soul with a semi-side-eye look portraying a supernatural level of dubiousness
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
comic book movie news jokes, then i get jan 6th'd by the snyder cult... so i guess i should give a retroactive spoiler alert.
youtu.be
Shang-Chi Doesn't Need OnlyFans & Other Comic Book Movie News Jokes
YouTube video by Dave Under Duress
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
if you would go on a date with me i would find that infigorating... *ahem*
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dave @daveunderduress.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
as nacho looks at me with haunting reassurance #chihuahua #hauntingreassurance
baby dog chihuahua looks at me with haunting reassurance
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