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“Dave”

@davetweets.bsky.social
34 followers 58 following 620 posts

My blood runs cold. My memory has just been sold.

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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
October record selection. Costumes and whatnot.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Stuart Little will join the cast of The Traitors for Season 5.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When a niche local sports team/bootleg Disney world baseball cap company weasels their way into my targeted ads.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Millennial boy badass Mount Rushmore
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Weirdo Chub.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Who wins?
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hey Anne and Rob, I will shower you pieces of shit.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Just when I thought the King of the Hill reboot was getting too soft they bring in a cranky old little dog.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Busy day at the marketplace.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I'm thinkin it's time.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I want these in my yard.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Lots of self made minion memes from 2019 in my photos app.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I am once again clearing out photos from my photo app.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Batter up
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Oops!
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My boss from 15 years ago cold texted me this.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I got a vegetable chopper and wow oh wow look at that consistency.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
What the bartender sees when me and the boys walk in.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I am once again clearing out my photos on my phone since my iCloud is full.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
No shit they keep it.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Please Do Not tell me what to do!!
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Hell yeah
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
It isn't funny It isn't a joke It could mean
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Will the pope meet Gumby??
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Haven't had Crumbl in over a year and this April Fool's cookie is solid!
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
We didn't know.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
We refused to see.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
We refused to see.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
We've had the answers in front of us for twenty years we just refused to see.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
🎵Everybody wants them🎵 🎵Everybody needs them🎵
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Love those active short.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
They made white homies??
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Scooby's only got a few more laps around the sun.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Heaven is for real.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
My February top 4 aka favorite couples in movies that's the bottom line!
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
When people ask why Solo Sikoa is my favorite wrestler.
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
My iCloud is full so I'm deleting photos and how could I delete these!?
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
This is funny
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“Dave” @davetweets.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
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